Don't Blame Me It's Just The Rainy Season.

Title says it all ,
Sing or not sing it will still rain .
Today's drama auditions took an unexpected twist of events.
The lawyer/engineer/doctor/ex-wallstreetbusiness fella sketch we practised,
was not used .
Instead of group auditions, we were singled out by an " experienced director "

Who asks for your name / age/acting experience/ what role you'd like

i said COMEDY and the fella asked me to cry for my wife who just got murdered.


don't ask what I did, I ran out of things to say then I turned to the fella and went ,
"okay ah?"


OKAY AT LEAST HE DIDN'T ASK ME TO SING.


or people will blame me again.
Shaarvin and me were trying to sing "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N Roses.
then he wanted lyrics for a few songs.
So I hummed .
then shaarvin went "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE YEAHHH" then started drumming on michael , which made michael go , WTF YOU WANT HUH then they started wrestling.

Suddenly the rain came down from the grey sky.
I was like,
"shaarvin, melampau already we all."
"yeah right.."


Now whenever it rains, shaarvin says
"Lim singing wei. "

That day he woke up at 4 am in the morning.
*RAINING*
"Lim singing wei. "

In class, starts raining.
"Eh , i'm not singing okay."
"okay fine"
"eh dont sing tonight or 2moro. Or we wont have PJ."


exam results this time are not good.
considering our paper wasn't very hard.
82 for maths, pui.

at least me and the "dua budak malas kat belakang" got 100 for geo.
Geo was very easy, just the kemahiran part .

Check, One , Two, Three , Four.

as promised,

I present to all of you, the next biggest thing which will take over Shuffle (hardstyle)




HAHAHAHHA. The timing ,

Kiri Kanan Kiri Check (hentak left leg ) One (right leg) , Two (leg to the back) Three ( stick out to the left ) Four (hentak left leg) Check (right leg out) Kiri Kanan Kiri.

Case study

Alrighttt , now that exams are over , this is kinda irrelevant .
And why the heck am I putting this on my blog??!?!

*STUDY TIPS *

1. Start early. especially if you have 4 chapters each from form 1 , 2 and 3 coming out for SEJARAH. Or not you'll end up stressed and start tearing your friend's book :D

2.Sleep early the night before exam . Like me , stop studying at 10.30 pm , wake up again at 10.45pm because i can't sleep / i'm bored but at the same time lazy to study :DDDD

3. Relax. CHILL. DONT TENSION UNTIL GONNA EXPLODE. Listen to classical music AHAHHAHAHAHHA 92.4FM . Fine to go online but don't overdo it , DONT DONT DONT go on DOTA / O2JAM / MAPLESTORY/CABAL ONLINE/CALL OF DUTY / COUNTERSTRIKE / AUDITION / etcetcetc.

How a not-so-dota-fella talks .

" I buy strygian desolator , and heart of tarrasque , then go fight , I call 3 allied heroes go whack one hero , then suddenly one hero came and attack far range for high damage . 2 of us died . Then I call the other hero with high HP to distract the enemy then i killed 2 heroes at one time."

How a very dota fella *eg, michael* would summarize THAT .

" I buy deso and heart , then call 3 heroes go gank the enemy , MA DE, suddenly got one mage come and nuke damn gay sial , double kill wei . I damn bu shuang lor , I call tank come then we gangbang DOUBLE KILL OKAY . MUAHHAH . CHUN SIAL!! TREMBLE BEFORE THE SCOUR- *kena whack by shaarvin* "

4 . For sejarah , do your own notes . Do it the way you really understand , do more latihan so you can see the main points and what really comes out in exams.

Okay , now lets observe the top players .

Shaarvin Pillai's study style .
i) leaves things kinda last minute :D
ii) how to study sejarah .

okay lets add michael's study tips with that ,
i) leaves things to last minute.
ii) seems to remember everything word for word
iii) how he and shaarvin study sejarah/moral * study subjects *

Michael : jepunmendaratserentakdipattanisinggoradanjotabahru
Shaarvin: pada8disember1941lalubergerakkeselatantanahmelayudenganmenggunakanbasikal
michael : KAPALHMSPRINCEOFWALESDANHMSREPULSEDITENGGELAMKANPADA10DISEMBER
shaarvin: DANKEBANYAKKANPERTAHANANSBRITISHTERTUMPUDISINGAPURA
michaelandshaarvin :DANASKARGURKHAMENJADIANTIBRITISHOLEHITUPERTAHANANBRITISHTIDAKKUATDAN
BRITISH MEYERAHKALAHPAA15FEBRUARI1942
shaarvin: LEFTENANADNANTERKORBANDIBUKITGAP WOOHOOWOOHOOWHOOO I ROCKMANNNNNNNN

WELL YEA. sorry forgot to off CAPSLOCK. well yeah it works . but then different strokes for different folks.


Justin's method.

*holds book , stand slanted.* one hand adjust his fringe *
*looks at shaarvin and michael* " hahahahha"
*go back to his table*
*teacher comes in * "SIMPAN SEMUA BUKU"
"oh shucks.."

shafiq's method * new method*
*holds book* *read read read* *rubs head* * goes over to michael and shaarvin*
"HAHAHAHHAHAH WHITE FREAAK"
"WALAUUCANT REMEMBER" *rubs head*


there's an insight to 3A :D

What's New?

Sunday :

St John Amulance district competition .
Congratulations to the Adult Ambulance Team!
Ng Zhi Hao (pelangi ) , Alex, Jethro , Sean , Le Bin..
*the ALL STAR team*
trained for 15 hours and beat JJ1 which trained for ... months / a year??

To the others, don't feel so down .
there's always next year.

Isaac , Edmund , Edwin, Shafiq , Jeremy .
Did very well , but apparently not enough to beat SSI :(

Monday -

Ujian Formatif 1

should be KACHANG.
but we didn't read KANANG .
We got the dates wrong abit. heh.

Maths, i messed up statistics, median and mean.
Then spent quite long figuring it out, then messed up another question :X

Geografi was okay , since its just kemahiran for the 1st 5 chapters .
Sivik and Moral was uh..
easy . Very . Since we have to pass up the question paper, i couldn't draw :(
so ..

*presenting*

Vertical darts.

Items needed:
compass ( break off the part which holds the pencil so it's just one batang)
my classroom floor ( wooden )
correction tape.

use a small patch of correction tape to make a target on the floor.
drop the compass , try to hit the target.


LAME RIGHT? but it's damn fun. seriously. Me, shaarvin, shafiq , playing at the back there.
then shaarvin threw at me , and it went into my shoe.
lucky i wear leather shoes.


TUESDAY :
science , sejarah, seni , bi , kh.

english was okay... but not very okay for those who didn't study prisoner of zenda.
Like BM, got 10 marks worth of POZ questions on the last page.

see what happens when you don't read your POZ.


King Rudolf V was engaged to ______
anonymous1 : PRINCESS FIONA .
correct answer: PRINCESS FLAVIA.

spelling mistakes for colonel sapt and fritz von tarlenheim .
okay la acceptable.

The _________ were duke michael's followers. Their leader was __________ .
anonymous2 : "BLACK SIX" , " BLACK MICHAEL"
*black michael IS duke michael , DONG. *
anonymous 1 : " THE SIX " , " FREDDY "
*WHO THE HECK IS FREDDY?!?!??!?!? *
anonymous 3 : Famous Six, Rupert of Strelsau
*its hentzau..*

The winner goes to... FREDDY!

Sejarah was okay . walau embarrassing ...


Suddenly I hear a noise and I look up.
*WHY EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME AH*
then they look at Justin.
*WHY EVERYONE LOOKING AT JUSTIN*
Justin is laughing .
He points at me . I thought he was pointing at the compass-dart which I stuck into the floor.
*blur* so i laugh also.
teacher goes over to justin , justin points at me , teacher comes over
*blur*"uh , ini saya tadi letak punya"
then she pull my hair and say " mesti ada sebab lain"
*blur* "huh???"

later i ask , WHAT HAPPEN AH?

oh.
I was singing . HAHAHHAH.
I was singing loudly .
I did not realise I was singing loudly.

Science was uh.. okay okay. Seni was supposededly the paper that nazariah gave that day.
went online to see what the heck is "SGRAFITO"
saw a familiar diagram .
looked at my seni book .
shouted and scrolled down very fast
shouted louder! I FOUND THE ANSWERS! HAHAHAHHAHA.

then people in school copy onto their palms/ paper/tissue
or use calculator , A BD A BDCADDCCAB then save
or some type into the calculator then ter-press cancell. HAHAH.
end up , gave 5 objective questions and a picture of some apples.
[gunakan teknik " quality of line" ]
*kata-kata kesat kedengaran*

Kh was okayokay.

lamanya.

it's been ages since i've blogged.
internet down , stuff to do .

Exam is next monday (23rd)

I'm.. partially prepared?
Okay okay la . First exam shouldn't be much of a problem i HOPE.


In school, things are as chaotic as ever , with the classes wreaking havoc!


I piss shaarvin and shafiq off everyday by talking about DOTA with michael .
"MICHAEL! LESHRAC ROCKS WEI. SPAM PULSE NOVA EVERYONE DIE"

sounds like i'm speaking greek right?
speaking of greek , i heard that the theme for convent's IU day this year is "GREECE"

So michael was like , " what to wear ah? "
me : " OH. Must wear toga"
mike: " what the dong is toga??'
me : " there , the cloth you wear like saree. like LORD OF OLYMPIA"

*zeus : lord of olympia. from DOTA. wears like a toga but not so obvious here*
mike: WTF!!! THEN I DONT WANT TO GO MAN WALAU EH
me : dont want to wear toga also can . wear spartan outfit .


*sorry the pic is so big. WIDESCREEN EDITION what.*

mike : WALAU DONT GO LA WALAU WHERE WANNA GET THE SPARTOON THING
me : or you can wear interact shirt and jeans.
mike : OH OKAY I WEAR MY SKINNIES. CARA SIAL .

okay flashback flashback.

saturday : valentine's day .
UNEVENTFUL! ahhahahahha. I treated it as " friendship day".

sunday : chingay duty .

Okay , Arrived at the wrong place , at 5.50pm . Alex doesn't answer his phone. Ben suddenly appears and says that ivan's on his way.
See a black and white figure with tight pants worn quite high.
"Thats gotta be (sergeant) ivan . No one runs down a blocked road in a st john uniform with tight pants worn quite high " , i said.
"RUN RUN THERE! WE'RE LATE!!"
*run run run while avoiding cars*
passer-by old uncle : " St john is late.."
*RUN FASTER AVOID MORE CARS*

run run run run. NCOs at the memorial hall gate direct us to the meeting place.
went wrong way. HAHAH.
*run run run*
Adult Officer : " Kadet , faster masuk baris"
*DAMNNNN *stuffs bag into the ambulance*

masuk baris. I see sean and isaac and paul ask me to come the other side.
*officers pass out kit boxes. * " NCOS INSPECT KIT BOX*
*PAK* Front row NCOs check out hentak. I see a BOEY and THUM nametag exchanged in mid air.

"oh , my squad leader. "
My team consists of 3 girls and 1 guy .
...

no comment.

walked in a continous line to our stations. ( think a line of ants walking)

uneventful, not much injuries. only one lady came and ask for safety pins.
shoe strap tore. ahhaha.
ended at 10.30 pm . Kumpul at wisma LKN, opposite Komtar.
lepak and relax. saw something damn sick.

Jethro: " should change kit boxes.. STOREKEEPER!"
Sean : " yeah i know . TREASURER! I need money"
jon : " No need change la... See ah , same only . "

*adeline holds up convent's kit box*

jon : " see , scissors, yellow lotion.. counterpain. uh, nope, ah, we have TWO FLANNILS. and roller bandage.. see ours so FAT. yours so skinny. no need to change la! "

anyway this sunday is the st john competition.
good luck, to my friends participating.
isaac, edmund, edwin , shafiq ,jeremy. AC EC 09
seniors , taking part in adult category .

best of luck!

Sports Day 09

the sun was hot,
zawawi was not.

*scribbles it out *

are we human?
or are we marchers ?
our hands were "90"
our team was one ,
we saw zawaawi ,
screaming his *KADET!!*
is he human ,
or is he cicak .

*crumple paper*

okay la very lame.

basically we didn't win the sports day marching .
we got 3rd. 3rd.
Kadet darat , 2nd . Kadet polis 1st .

I don't know about kadet darat, but the observers said they weren't as good.
But one of the Kadet Polis members fainted.
Unless they don't count marks after you pass the grandstand la.

Anyway St. John Ambulance stood strong .
As senior chua said, We had the chance to win ,
so did they .
we improved .
so did they . they improved more.
we were good.
they were good too.


I'm not in a position to comment about kawad , be it St.John or Kadet Polis /darat/laut blaahh
we got what we trained for .
the trainings we did , were not a waste of time .

but I can say that EC kadet bomba has no damn discipline.


went out later with nabil/aaron/shaarvin/shafiq to watch pink panther2 .
funny, damn bodoh .
burnt down the restaurant twice. STUPID!!!
bladdy cheekopek fella.

call me the slacker .

HAH!

lets see ,

i'm supposed to do an essay about "my friend"
*easily done*

halfway doing LDDS shirt design
not yet done script for moral performance

this, justin seow , our group leader for moral , ask me to do.
"can do a script about RETRIBUTION?"

its in july, by the way. our next performance.
oh okay , here goes.

i'm lazy to do ... no ideas anyway.

"try make it simple and funny ... "
*retribution is NOT simple and funny..fyi"

so google's the way to go .

"play about retribution"

results:

YAHOO ANSWERS : how do i play my RETRIBUTION PALADIN in WoW?

WoW= world of warcraft


anyway here's some copycat tips.

IF


you wanna be like OBAMA.

learn to SAY IT LIKE OBAMA. In good bookstores now [if dont have means its not good]
then act like obama.
cut botak .
point your hand like gun when you talk.

like, our GPK 1 , en. aminolhuda also following.
*points the gun hand* " BOY NAK DAPAT STRAIGHT " A " BOY!!?!?"
*nak!!!*
" BAGUS KALAU SIAPA TAK NAK TU DIA TAKDE HALA TUJU "

so i went around doing that.
"BOY NAK STRAIGHT 'A' BOY? "
"tak nak"
"TAK NAK? KESIAAAN BUDAK NI TAKDE HALA TUJU..."

of course life without change becomes STAGNANT as they say variety is the spice of life.

"BOY NAK ABS BOY"
"BOY! NAK BOTAK BOY?!! "


next, you wanna look like justin?
like his gangster hairstyle

reporter : " BOSS! WHERE YOU CUT YOUR HAIR BOSS! NICE LA BOSS"
justin : " i just went to a random place near my house and ask random fella to cut"
edwin : " liar la jlow he wait outside the shop for it to open "

Invisibility [chapter two]

so in the previous post we observe the Curious Case of Shaarvin Invisible.

continue :

wednesday -

someone brought a rubber snake to school . and shaarvin busy putting it in people's pencilcases.
like mine la. hahahah.
okay I terkejut a bit okay .

then he put in justin's pencil case.
anyway justin's new "gangster" haircut has earned him the new title of "boss"

"morning, boss "
"boss, dah makan boss? "
" boss, teacher coming , boss"
"boss i go first boss . "

anyway back to the topic. justin didn't notice the snake , until he took out his calculator, pen , correction tape , then he took out the snake , held it with two fingers and gave us one kind of look, like -.- =.= :/ like that.

okay actually off topic already . we are supposed to pay rm8 for something , so shaarvin didn't pay yet .

T : " siapa belum bayar ? shaarvin , bila nak bayar? "
S : "esok cikgu"
T : " mana orangnya? "
S : " SINI " * waves hand in the air while holding the rubber snake*
T : * no reaction, goes back to her work*


SEE . INVISIBLE .

then he and michael are like, wrestling at the back.

"SUBMISSSION , ARHHHH"
"TREMBLE BEFORE THE SCOURGEEEAHHHHH " << michael obviously
"MASTERLOCK *uses chin to dig in michael's back* "
"OKAY OKAY GIVE UP OMG AHH"

for like maybe half an hour?


no reaction from teacher, meanwhile sathirien and joshua fight for a while then got scolded by teacher.

so after fighting , shaarvin's uniform all come out untucked, he goes up to teacher.
" cikgu pergi tandas"
"pergi"
"pass? "
*gives pass*

even the moral teacher is no match against shaarvin .
not that she didn't see , she look but didn't do anything. like, she's helpless.

i just shout to him kena marah dy . hahahahhaha .

but , today .
the teachers bought "gems of true sight"

in other words it seems he has lost his invisibility .
and i took it! hahahah.
daisy rani scolded him , moral teacher scolded him

ahahhaha.

i helped the kh tchr to photocopy latihan .
then i forgot to return her pass keluar.

i damn honest okay, i returned it.
okay lame. hahahahha .

Invisible

now , a sudden revival of interest in the song " helicopter " by bloc party .

me and shaarvin can do a nice cover of helicopter , with no instruments . not bad one okay .
at least better than us trying knights of cydonia.

and then michael will go , " whattheheck you singing???"

then shaarvin will say , " helicopter lah bladdy white retard"


no, they're not enemies, this is friendship, reallyy .


anyway i discovered today that shaarvin has the gift of being invisible.
take this for example. he didn't finish pn.norliah ' s geografi homework , one graph and a set of papers.

he was doing the papers and she was walking all around the class, but she never noticed him.

later ,teacher gave a new graph to do , and he was doing the yesterdays graph .
teacher came over and looked at mine, " comot!! "

:D

so i rub larr. then she just looked at shaarvin's , " kau pun"


kau pun. WOW . amazing.
shaarvin said, " i think i'm really invisible. "
then went to the back to play wastepaperbasketball , after few balls he hentak kaki at the back .

NO ONE SAW HIM . WOW .

maybe yesterday he received too much attention . we sit behind amirul asyiq , rambut kinda panjang la.

so shaarvin went , " eiih asyiq , rambut panjang asyiq "
then teacher passed by. " siapa rambut panjang? kau siapa huh , guru disiplin? pengawas?? "
then pull shaarvin's ear.

then went to asyiq , pull the hair , " memang rambut panjang"
then shaarvin was like 0.0+_+0.0=.=!!! "EHH ASYIQ SORRY TAU."

speaking of rambut panjang, justin's hair kena tegur by prefect seniors.
so today his hair cut already .
damn fringe still long laa . hahahah. the sides are short.

everyone says he look like gangster
ahhahahahhahahahah.

duty today , became victim of the case yesterday.

" sir where is your family?? "
*jeremy says give stupid answers *
"at genting"
"why are you here"
"err.. jaga rumah"
"how can i contact your family?"
" *insert name* !!"

shafiq ; " SIR PLEASE KEEP QUIET"

ahhahahah. and i dont make a good victim , i tak tahan geli. oops. terbocor rahsia.

Red Orange Yellow

Haven't been up to much lately . Supposed to have my friends over on wednesday but then had to go singapore.
But then a later decision was to go singapore on thursday instead .
BUT an even later decision , was to go singapore on wednesday.

wednesday morning was supposed to be my math tuition but it was cancelled and my teacher didn't call me because she " thought i was in kulai "

I dont know why my math teacher has the impression that i'll be in kulai during holidays , i dont have anything to do there, no relatives etc etc.

the kulai person is my UPSTAIRS neighbour . ish .
so in the end went to singapore yesterday .

first stop was IKEA. my mum loves ikea . haha.
bought quite a lot of stuff , returned a box of screws we didn't use.

lady at the returns counter
"thank you sir , here's your * THUD* SHIT. "

im like, what? *looks at the floor*

aw , she kicked the box of oranges and they're rolling everywhere.
her colleague at the counter tells her , "hey don't be angry "

then she passes the money to me
" omgosh-sorry-you- didn't- hear- anything -okay- here's- your- two-fifty -please -take- note- your- Friends points- will- be- deducted- thank -you -have- a -nice -day- and- stay- cool"

went bugis junction after that , ate dinner at fish and co .
my mum loves fish , haha .
especially the huge swordfish collar and fish and chips.

my cousin was having a cough , so my auntie didn't let him eat the CHIPS and too much of the fried stuff.

so he ordered pasta and was staring kinda miserably at the chips.
then my auntie took the chips and waved in his face hahahahah.


speaking of my cousin he's hovering behind the computer right now and i'm not really spending much time on msn ahhaha.

he plays dota / counterstrike /perfect world on my computer most of the time ,
but see i'm so good i let him play , he's form 5 .

LOL

yesterday i was online then he hover behind the computer aksing if i got gf .
NO laaaa




later got math tuition which was supposed to be yesterday morning but was postponed to today evening then after evening going singapore AGAIN to visit Hongbao River and maybe take hong bao also

I took out this book Im using as a diary , and i realised i wrote it upside down .

stupid righttttt