Hari Merdeka !

Tanggal 31 bulan lapan lima puluh tujuh!
merdeka merdeka tepat..teptat .. eih .

YOU DONT FORGET THE LYRICS .

joking. i kinda rmmbr the real ones but forgot the edited ones.

btw , who wants to hear my edited lyrics for keranamu malaysia can ask me!

so , its been 51 years since malaysia gained independence .

many things have happened.

so for now lets set aside our differences , wheter we support pakatan or BN ,

wheter you're like mike or shaarvin ,

wheter you damn rich or damn poor .

wheter you're big like sharsindra or small like irfan .

we are all malaysians .

today is national day .

towards unity !

Support The Malaysian Tourism Industry

yes , our beloved country will be 51 in a few days time . lets be patriotic like Hui Hao , the little
kid who came for the Pulau Redang trip and was singing "tanggal 31 " till he fell asleep .

Pulau redang is really something to be proud of . nature in all its glory .
something singapore doesn't have . (NEHHHH ) : p

after a very cold bus ride ( 10 pm until 7.30 am the next day , including toilet stops )
we arrive in terengganu . the group consists of :

mainly aunties . tsk tsk . 5 uncles .
thankfully got teenagers (lily and xuan ) and one not very young not very old person .( eng li )
and one small kid ( the patriotic ah hao )

stomach sudah lapar (or lapak as ah hao says it )
nasi minyak terengganu with gulai ikan tonggol . hahaha


half eaten before i remembered to snap a photo . terengganu drinks are very saturated with sugar.
a short journey to kuala terengganu jetty to set off to pulau redang .

an hour's boat ride to pulau redang . lunch.then snorkeling trip #1 ,
renting the eqps , life jacket give PINK one . no other colour .
then i need power mask since im like blur without my specs.
alas , the power masks are all PINK .
pink is manly . nvm .

while waiting ,we young ppl go off on our own snorkeling.
i havent gone snorkeling since, since , well . never , really. ahhah
head towards a small coral area near the beach. really nice, saw this big grouper
and lots of pomfrets. ahhaha.

diving spot at pulau lima .
following the guide around is nice, coz they show the nice places.
the guide flirting with the girls . heh heh . ahahahh.

saw clownfish ,giant clams and lots of coral .
i love snorkeling!

back at the beach , my mum give swimming lessons to my auntie who's bad at swimming .

i swim out with some ppl to the previous spot , and go a bit further out . more coral at the deeper end , and more fish as well . saw the grouper again , as well as some dory fish .

the call of nature forces me back to shore . damn! they managed to see baby sharks .

apparently redang isn't the same as 2 years back . the corals were more alive and there were more sharks . haha .

evening pics .


dinner is barbeque . yay . hahah . shafiq msg me and ask ,

" lim u coming tuition?"

i reply ,
"tuition? yeah .ill be a bit late tho . "

sleep at like 8.30 pm that day coz too tired .

day 2 .

wake up the next morning.
walk to the beach . then i realise there's gonna be sunrise . haha .




rajin fella . squat there for like half an hour . haha .

at breakfast we're talking about the sunrise . i suddenly say ,
" wasted, we missed yesterday's sunset . ''


it takes a while for everyone to realise we're on the EAST side of the island .
sunset is on the WEST side .

after breakfast is another snorkeling trip , this time to the marine park at pulau pinang .

the guides used fish to lure the moray eel out .
its freaking longer than me .hahahah . then there'e like huge grouper which's like ungku's perut buncit x2. maybe 1.5 .
and a lot of fish as usual. the coral there is nice at the deep end .
water keeps getting into my mouth coz my snorkel mouthpiece doesnt fit properly.
salt water makes you thirsty .

back to shore . lunch , then trip # 3
the place is called kampung lama tho there's no kampung in sight .
more clownfish over here . and many parrotfish which nearly bit my fingers off. hahah
found a cigarette while snorkeling .
*flashback* where we all are sitting near the boat controls . the fella is smoking and we point to the " NO SMOKING SIGN "

the ciggie 's gone .

where did it go? i dunno.

decided to try out scuba diving .

all geared up (no suit)


cheh . ahhaha.

compressed air from the tank is cold and dry . so the instructor , christopher teaches us hand signals , how to clear water from your mask , etc .

he forgot to teach us to use the buoyancy thing .hahah. or maybe we weren't supposed to use.
so start diving .
first time . its really nice, then i realise that they're below and im on top .
so i try to swim deeper . kick down .
i accidently held my breath . coz i thought i was snorkeling.
deeper underwater , the sea presents you with more than what you get by just being at the surface.
more fish , more stuff. bigger giant clams. and there's this coral where the fella go flick his fingers then it like shrink . like mimosa la. ahhah .

i tried to clear my mask then i accidently inhaled water .
water + the soap they cleaned the mask with .
bleukkkkk. sabun + salt taste in my mouth .ahhahahahah .

touching an anemone is like , it'll stick to your hand
then the clownfish will be darting everywhere.
lily and christopher kena hit in the mask by the clownfish . like finding nemo movie .ahhahah .
i realise im going up up up. i try to go down . im going up more. i stay still .
i start sinking . ehhh . hahahahah .
yay.

eng li is lagging behind . she keeps sinking . and very slow. chris is showing signal with two fingers and moving them up and down , ( keep your legs straight and kick slowly)

still slow.

scuba diving was really fun .

eng li says she wanna take leave next year to go get diving license .
sekali get liao come back to redang and cari chris .
"I GOT MY LICENSE !"
*underwater *
*signals* - ( kick properly la )

hahahahah.

*reads name card*
CHRISTOPHER CASSEY . DIVING INSTRUCTOR . REDANG BAY NAUI DIVING .
christopher cassey . fuyoh. hahhahahha

at night , everyone go cari blue sand . its actually plankton i think . or something la.
luminous blue specks in the water and sand at another end of the beach . squish it and theres a luminous blue smear on you fingers (tak sengaja one!!)


there .hhahaha. someone made sand turtle on the beach .

hmmm. next morning everyone wanna see the sunrise.

this isn't called an emo pic .


ahhh. hahahah.

leave pulau redang!

*travel tips to redang*
+rent an underwater camera . buying pics from them is like, rm 5 per pic. BLOODSUCKING.
+bring more clothes
+salt water is harder than gatsby moving rubber when left on your hair .
+.. i dunno. enjoy yourself.

then up to kota bahru ( kelantan) to eat nasi kerabu . not bad la. hahah .
then down to kuala terengganu . on the way eat dinner .
the warung woman thought lily was an actress . bangga like gila.


pink is manly. 0.0

mangosteens, cats, crickets , piano keys , nasty examiner .

ola .

my auntie from batu pahat came over .
with this huge bag of mangosteens . hahaha .
apparently from this frickin' old tree .
3 generations . wow .

so the bag left at the side while we're having dinner .

*kilikikilili*

"auntie , your phone i think"

so she checks her phone .nope. nth .

*kililikikiklili*

whats that??? my auntie also heard .

*kilikikilliki*

coming from the bag of mangosteens . my mum cant hear .
"where got??!?!? i dont hear i bu shuang "

*kilikili*

"there "

"where got?!??!"




*kilkikili*
after half and hour and many kilikili later she finally realises .

so after dinner we start on the bag of mangosteens .



*left half a bag like that *
come on . so we're bound to find out the culprit of the kilililiki .
*drum roll*







a humble little cricket .

hahahaha.

i liberated it . so anyway got quite alot of ants . so we left the whole basket outside .

the next morning ...






close the door . 10 minutes later ,

*note - the white one is Google , the tiger stripe one is Yahoo .




*note how many mangosteens are left*
we ate alot .
baaaaaskettt .


my piano exam , no comment . was quite bad.
pieces , no .1 messed up, 2 and 3 abit .
scales , 2 wrong .
contary f minor i ter mix with c# minor .

sightreading ok , aural ok . ptffff .

the examiner ,
i saw on the board downstairs ..
got 2 michaels . (AWWW H- .. nvm . hahah )
and one muriel . i saw the muriel i get the impression when i hear ursula .

urgh . she bad la . wanted to repeat ask me to move on . tsk tsk .
im not the only one complaining , vithya and alot of ppl b4 me also said .
i gave a full account to my piano tchr. she's like ,
"ahh . everyone's talking about her . "
the other ppl at class are like " sounds scary . "

hmm . in the end, there's no one to blame but

MYSELF .

*end*

silver for malaysia!

lin dan won :(

too bad . lee chong wei! great job so far!
malaysia's first silver medal since 1996 ~

Dreams and aspirations . Hopes and Expectations.

clash of the titans .
Lin Dan , aka. "superdan" . Badminton world no.1 .

up against Lee Chong Wei , malaysia's biggest hope for a medal .
actually he's guaranteed a silver . he could make history if he wins gold.

the first malaysian to win a gold since . never . ahhaha.
go lee chong wei .

if you really win gold you'll be like michael phelps .

minus the long arms plus the shirt and racket .

you'll be like usain bolt .

minus the victory dance . and the chest beating .

you'll be a legend .

singapore has clinched a silver in table tennis .good work!

lee chong wei , JIA YOU .




my piano exam on tuesday .scales still inferior . ahhh.

went to check my eyesight . my power went down 0.0 .
impossible .

ahhaha . who cares .

very late posts.

majlis khas pengawas 2008 .

written on the invitation , "prefect annual gathering"

said by edwin as... nvm . derek dont cry ah.

I arrive and form 6 "juniors" ( my seniors but basically i'm senior in this majlis. )
greet me "selamat sejathera abang senior" and i damn paiseh.
then one long row of form 1s ucap me. PAISEH SIALL
then i sign on one big piece of paper.

im so lazy. so i shall steal pics from chuan yang's blog.

1st thing is i dont recognize jagtish. fuyoh.


ee ling is hanging around in pictures according to chuan yang. hahaha.
anyway that's jagtish .with spiked hair
and nice jacket . fulamak .

previn turned up with an earing , lol .
fiqah came with a like, japanese/punk style. i dunno how to say.
edwin and nabil doing their personal "fashion police"
"my gosh . worst outfit ever."
"eh nabil.this one nice"
"yea, wei look at that."
"who are you??" ( evidently looking at a senior he doesnt know.) ahhaha
kurang ajar.

but wow, my fren, alif turned up in a suit .
as in , blazer, pants, shirt , tie. and he was kinda late.he din dare to come in.


hahah.

you know the movie, tuxedo? i think this blazer got special stuff also. super speed .
cheh . suddenly got one booklet to cover the "dato's " face. haha .

and out comes one n-gage. what more is inside?


performance by the juniors.



the gang bang scene . yeahhh .
at least it went quite ok. hahahah.

the food was not bad . as usual gone in a flash .
as for the food, no one was really paying attention to the performance.
just like last year when we were performing. hmm.

photos.
take alif's blazer go take photo .hmm.
"dato ' " alif didnt want his photo taken .
but eventually he ASKED for his photo to be taken.

baskett. with shades and all .ahhahah .



dinash is dancing bollywood dance. complete with dhoti (?) and turban . hahaha.


hanitha comes to join the dancing. lol



"hanitha!!!" dinash screams.
just kidding . thinagaran comes and drag her off the stage. haha

meanwhile , sean asks me to follow him .
S: " i take lift you take stairs go 3rd floor see who faster"
L: " dowan. why???"
S: " sin ask me"
Sin: " eh you two go 3rd floor . just go laaa"

ok.

walk walk walk. hmm .in various stages of disrepair / renovation . and we are being
extra extra careful for seniors lurking around the corner. nope.

3rd floor. sin comes down frm one floor above . so he ask us to walk to the end of the corridor , down the fire exit .

open air, broad daylight . who scared. hahaha .
walk walk walk . *lookoutforseniors* nope .
walk walk walk.
1st floor . walk walk walk .
we see the door of the entrance to the hall move.
its like
(hall)
_ __ < door
x
_ __ < door 2


1st floor corridor


x is the stairs , where we went up.
door 2 moved. sin was in the hall.
he asks if we saw anything .
"nope."
door moving?
"you move one right..."
"no. im here. how i move"
0.0

not convinced. he can run .
"go up again la"
this time solo .
finish . also nth.
only got on guy smoking at the 1st floor corridor .
3rd time , ee ling wanna know whats the big deal .
nth again .
"i smell something weird .and got weird feeling . so i guessed la" sin says.
yes.these things are hard to explain.

right, edwin?



nevermind,
engrossed playing "JC DOES TEXAS " who got w810i phone will know this game .
my high score is 36893 . hehehe. i discovered a very nice combo .

and finally,
the form ones making a big hullaballoooo abt ghosts on the 3rd floor.
im like.
"NO GHOST DAMNNIT. "
so abdullah wanna go. so i bring him and edwin .
then i sampai the 1st level . im telling abt what sin said.
suddenly .
i go " OHHMYGOODDODDD "
abdullah goes," GAHHHHHHHHHHH"

i go. hahahahhahah.

i can be brown i can be BLUE . i can be..

ok . i have a serious case of . takbolehtahantoblog.

this post supposed to ration for 2moro . ahh.who cares. i care.

mika's grace kelly . yes. apparently the song is about an

identity crisis. hmm

yes. how many identities do i have?

for some reason my prefect fren, alif calls me aizen .
yea, captain aizen from bleach . coz i imitated the part where he push his hair back and got rid of the specs duirng the rebellion .
aihh.

the classic - limao =orange=lime= other variations.

other variations include lime, lemon , sherbert lemon ( shaarvin's idea)
LMAO .
miss-pronounciations /spellings of my name. maufung mao fung mapong . lima fong . get the flow.

oranges .

thanks for agentcz ,its rotting . i froze it while searching for a cure.

and oran , which is really orange - GE and i din think it had any real meaning .
btw , it means dark-haired in gaelic which doesnt explain
my white hairs. genetic i say. genetics .

i shall add genetic scientist to my list of ambitions.

and maomao .

got 2 versions. one is my archery mates call me .
and one more ian comes along.
"mao mao ! bully juniors ah! "

just when im scolding ian (hannibal ) coz he making lots of problem.

so what is maomao?
whatthefish. yes!

witness the glory of the maomao.


the blue maomao. the pink maomao

hahah . pink.

so heed this warning . for this is the herald of the new age. the new era. of the new world order.

the world shall be ruled by oranges and fish .

and this shall be the battle.

oh goodness. this is lame.

hahaha. my mao is different from the maozedong mao by the way .
my mao is like, bountiful , flourishing
haha

hail the fish . maomao pink and blue .

flying man

Li Ning .

the flying man .

the torchbearer they hoisted up to light the torch .

wth .

he's running on the giant screen . after his footsteps are a display . ahhahah/


goshh.he's gonna light the torch .

08/08/2008.

halo .

today is 08/08/2008 .

olympics

very heng . very ong .

ong is ungku salleh's nickname .

heng = ong.

oh my gosh .


now i sound like ian . hahaha. i'm not gonna be a copycat .
happy birthday to ben , your birthday very heng/ ong .

today was the LDDS AGM . very funny speeches . very funny emcee. kudos to bryan .
miss shyamala says, kudos to the outgoing board . kudos too . apparently, 2008 was very lucrative.

how lucrative ?? lets ask our dear treasurer .

" futsal we eared around 600 . cost 200.so profit 400"
so unspecific?
wanna hear specific? sounds like,

" foa, we earned 6072. and fifty-five sen . cost was 2500 and five sen . profit was.. "

get the flow .

congrats to the afternoon coordinators . haren and pavan .
publicity , irwin and jeremy . sure no prob. club serve? fabian . i wanted that . haha .
editors , sean and ashwin
event coordinators , jet and isaac!!!

and here i am, thinking abt how i din get any post, and feeling kinda glad . but then theres still treasurer and the rest. what if i got ...

vice treasurer , lim mao fong .

0.o

"bless my soul... you're a lonely soul . and you wont let go...of anything you hold.."

*stop*
onerepublic rocks .

back to the show. my boss is piravin. secretary . vice , ivan looi . woots .
secretary .

.

.

alexander tan was born to be secretary . vice for both prefect and st john . now sect. for ldds.

who knows?

in the near future.. secretary for .

anwar

0.o . watch your back , alex. watch your back.

grats to the vice president , and president respectively ,

jonathan si, and dalvinder singh!!

bryan says .
" so , we invite the new board to sing a song ."

0.o

"its "touch my body" by mariah carey . "

crap . hahaha .joke . so we know the board doesn't know how to sing touch my body .

miss shyamala says chua and gurvinder, after all that onslaught . will be ready

ready

for

any

BITCH . that comes their way . ahhahaha

"i'm not being obscene . bitch is a female dog .im not calling myself a female dog , but im sure you know what a bitch is. a scary , noisy , angry . i understand, i scare myself sometimes. learn to read my mood , and you'll be safe. not like people who see me with a furious face and go
"YO TEACHER!"

all eyes drift to * censored* . haha.

so .

the olympics . gambateh malaysia .

or rather malaysia boleh . haha .

china . bei jing huan ying ni .

gurvinder can speak chinese. can say his number. and bad words.

i mean, who cant?

Breaking Dawn and Time Paradox .

anticipation .

finally !!!

time paradox , book 6 of artemis fowl .
breaking dawn . 4th and final book of the twilight series .

awesome awesome .

lets talk about breaking dawn .
its,more MATURE . ahem . in a way . yes. yes. read the first few chapters .
will bella become a vampire?
read and find out. if i post spoilers here ,

my blog might be :
a) spammed .
b) virused .

i might be
a)beaten up
b)mobbed by angry ppl who haven't read it .

so i shall just shut up.

artemis fowl i assume not many read it . and its been out for some time .
the criminal prodigy . has gone for the more humanitarian side.

no more twisted planning . but still nice .

reading is good . so they build libraries .
theres the old miserable library.
and the spanking new shiny perpustakaan awam johor , which i did not go that day , sorry.

internet , tv room , nice facilities .

very nice. soon they'll have to keep ppl AWAY from it .
convent has found a new place to skip school.
shaarvin has found a new way to train up stamina .
(go library , leave at 12.30 and run back to EC , just in time for assembly )
and tear your slipper on the way . = (

* update, i have finished breaking dawn . read like crazy . come to me for spoilers come to me*

i know what i did last saturday .

well , of course la .
that was yesterday .
and yesterday was the last st.john training . for this year.
or so they say ( the den may be gone.there's still the DATARAN.)
dataran is the clocktower there.
and its bigger .

so they say , punctuality pays .
come late you miss stuff .
come on time, you dont miss stuff.
come earlier , you dont miss even MORE stuff .
first thing alex says ,
"mao fong. later duty at MPTI . got rugby"
rugby? ze premier skoool stuff?

nice.

rugby has an infamous reputation for being a dangerous sport .
though many people dont know what it's about.

so , whos my duty partner?
MPTI rugby duty team .
form4s - erwin ng, raymond loh .
form2s - shaarvin "hancock/joker" and me .

then sean's bringing shafiq and pavan to the sri gelam field for futebol .
we try persuasion so we can go to sri gelam instead.

no no no . tak laku .

so we naik mr.chew's car ( since when he had a car??)
and they forced me to take the front seat .
we are greeted by a rock song from some female japanese singer .
meanwhile, mr chew turns up the volume and sings along .
i turn to the back. shaarvin's smilling . im bobbing my head, trying to figure out who sang that.


i dunno


so we reach MPTI . i can see piza . and hebron also.reserve for sch team .
so meanwhile, piza ask the QM go get chairs for us . but then the fella so slow, take one chair one time.

so we go get 'em ourselves. slow slow slow.

then we sitting. then we watching game. in the end the other ppl from ec sitting on our chairs.

"hoi! duduk buat apa? itu st john tak payah duduk ha? " piza tells them.

then hebron , so nice .
"st john dilatih untuk berdiri cikgu . " says hebron, a st john member/rugby player.

WTF . HAHAHHAHAH. ok, so piza says biarkan lo . soon we only have 1 chair

they took z chairs .
we had 4 chairs .
4- z = 1
z= 4-1 = 3 .
3 chairs . baskett.

so in the end raymond and erwin share one chair .
shaarvin sending songs.

malacca high sch v . smk datuk abdul rahman.

MHS is getting THRASHED . 1st injury , MHS .
the others switch from students-sending-songs
to
st-john-ambulance-first-aiders .

wow.

so the fella carried to the side, we think he cramp.
he says he kena pijak. ouch . lucky on the thigh . not higher abit .
so give him one ice pack.

MHS getting thrashed... MHS getting thrashed.
so we ask hebron about rugby .
so he's talking about scrum , rucking , forward ...

2nd injury . shoulder broken. clavicle la.
sling it.
3rd injury , hip pain .

the MHS teacher ask me call ambulance.
wth , ambulance??
so i tell piza . we think the teacher's joking.

"eh ni betul la!! saya nak hantar pergi hospital ni. "

*send hospital can just send by car mahhhhhh*

call mr chew .

"AMBULANCE?? aiya let me talk to that teacher "

pass the phone.

"hari sabtu tak de ambulance???? apa ni? "

first time i dengar this . so the ambulance came la.

meanwhile banyak injuries. number 23 fell on someone.
who is number 23?
this fat guy from MHS whos pants were kinda low then his ass crack was showing.
we felt like shouting ,

"hoi!!! nampak buntut!!!!"

but nevermind.

in the end MHS lost, alot.

the ambulance came, the ppl who were agonizing just now were smilling at their frens ,
who were taking their photos/ videos.

to go on

myspace

and

youtube.


at least thats a better thing to do than take video of yourself singing, no.
killing songs . and go on youtube like someone .

mr chew listens to anna tsuchiya. hahaha. mr chew likes rock.


rock on.