AGM.

27th september

flag raising and AGM of SJAM EC.

So , the flag raising starts as 3.30pm . Or WAS supposed to . i went at like, 2.30 .
people(form 1s) were like,

"you got fooled!!! come so early. "

no la. as a semangat st john member i came early . eaaaaarly . so finally at * time unknown* , they formed the squad. *seniors super stressed*

then we moved on to the flagpoles. sean turned on the spanking new water fountain.

*Waiting for seniors *

pavanjit complains , " babi my daddy toe and small toe burning . " , while i reply ,
" my whole foot burning. everybody's foot is burning larrh."

so anyway the ceremony passed quite uneventfully (i think) other than Ho Wei Lik seeing his nametag , " HARRY " pinned on seah guo li.

anyway. so we walked to the bus stop , took bus to grand straits garden ( GSG) . and waited there. my table - keshan , sathirien , pavan , me , yong, paul ,pang, yugen and donovan .

donovan . everyone was like, scared he eat everything. the other table had shaarvin, justin, edwin , the rest of the gang - nabil and shafiq. hahahha.

shafiq terus drank water when buka puasa time while nabil was still praying. hahahhahahahah.

*im not blogging about the food. *

mrs tan came by our table . next to yong. then she asked us how were we doing in school .
yong terus tembak -

" teacher , that noor aznee ah OHMYGOD she ah from the time you left she only teach us past and present tense ohmygod my english 76 you know teacher good la "

yong kena pull ear by mrs tan , who has forgotten his name
"ohhh YONG . yaaa YONG YEE SHUN . SHUEN. "

yishun yishun.

congrats to the new NCOs , and the promoted ones!

L/Cpls Isaac , Jeremy , fabian, edmund! (and SEAN) hahahhaha.
Cpls - alex, jethro , jonathan ( private > cpl . terror!) le bin ,
Sgt - ivan (grats! )

jethro , mr.president. oh and before that yoke perng gave this super semangat speech which super semangat-ed most of us.

while speeches are being made, we are expected to be attentive and quiet.
sorry , cpl . brian chang, during your speech there was this guy singing "apologize"
out of tune outside , so we had to tahan laughing !

yoke perng said ,"knowing Leroy for 5 years , leroy should have a lot to say ."
Leroy said," knowing mrs. tan for 5 yrs , SHE should have EVEN MORE to say ."

"you all not scared i nag? " asks mrs tan.

after everything we posed for group photo .
1, 2 , 3

"CHRISTOPHER!!"

another one.

"YOKE PERNG"

another

"MRS TAN! "

another.

"MR CHEWW" < I wanna see this .

meanwhile the form 5's debating why the former batch (leroy and gang) are SO tall .

chris - " they suck our height."
gwee- " 1990 milk powder not the same "

happy 17th birthday to Tan " the concept man " Yoke Perng !

today .

today , was the prefect AGM .

drew on the booklet. which kena rampas by irwin . and conteng-ed .

=D

my star thingy got *BLACKLISTED* on it and the fella i drew got pythagoras theorem and some other stuff. the animal thing got do re mi fa so la ti do with little people under each one and the smallest DO has got"isaac" written there. and irwin drew what looked like tadpoles there.

...

yes tadpoles . unless you mean something else, irwin =D

watched a powerpoint prepared by previn , which had lots of videos, including one with edwin doing obstacle course , wearing what jacelyn calls " edwin's swimsuit shirt" .

anyway..

congrats to the new BOD!

N.Kapten- vhinodini ( correct my misspelling !) , T. Kapten - Raj Kumar. WOW!!

KAPTEN - amirul hakim !

congrats everyone! not forgetting the others,

sean - n. pengerusi bilik pengawas , ee hui - bendahari ,
wan qing -pengerusi bilik pengawas(aka,sean's boss. ) ee ling- UP5 .

and their boss is none other than DINASH! grats, your whole unit perancang team ,
excluding hamdan (grats too!) , ARE GIRLS! hahahahhaha .have fun!

oh wait. disiplin board . presenting this year's KDB ,

alexander tan . wow. the applause wei .

alexander , WOW.

jika ada tersalah kata, saya mengangkat sepuluh jari saya meminta maaf.
(taken from kap. jagtish's speech . hahahah )


speaking of wow , lets talk about the noose. the f1 guy was saying ,

"santa maria! " while gesturing his hands in a very familiar "italiano " way .

santa maria is spanish . the guy does italian. nevermind . i suddenly teringat italian hand signs .

so here you go , a video on it .

"WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?"

"WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?"

Me ? You talking to me?

yes me .what have i been doing lately ?

i have broken derek's lock code, and i BROKE the whole thing , and at the same time . WOOHOOO-ed loudly in the middle of first aid class when i did with alex looking at me like i gila or something . haha .

then there's the training part, where we - nvm . shh .

the students of class 2 Akas are the proud owners of 3 very special chairs. these chairs .
have only three legs . (we broke them , obviously . intentionally AND UN - intentionally.)

used to topple people like someone's gonna topple something but we haven't seen anything YET .

YET.

YET.

but pavan is very semangat this someone and the something he's gonna do . hmm politics. shh.
"wei budak kat sana ! sini cakap politik lu cakap dota macam mana??"

pavan to michael . anyway back to the topic .

the common practice recently is to shove /kick your chair a bit before you sit down to ensure the chair is safe . ( ensuring safety before approaching the scene . )

many fail to notice it while others fail to make others fail to notice it . hee.
AS IN , dont know how to conceal that the chair has only 3 legs. people laugh like GILER.

en. pathma , our moral teacher ,accidentally sat on one of the chairs . accidentally (perhaps)
placed there . then joshua got a big scolding . then i was singing pathma pathma pathma a little earlier while i was getting a chair to replace the 3 legged one which someone switched.

pathma pathma pathma ... just like i shouted to -
NEVERMINDD. im going soft in the head . doing stuff like that .what if he found out?? SHIT. haha .

today's KAY ECHII lesson was kinda .. ok . ungku talked about dunno what . ahh yes, basi kelim then talk about basi ( spoiled , stale, rotten ) stuff. like milk , never put into fridge ,

"jadi dadih , keras keras sikit . YOH GUUURT . ahhh . baunya , wah . KAO KAO ah.."

today's lukisan was... anyway, we were lining up for him to check our measurements ,

" tak tepat! lari 3 mm! " .

line up so long... suddenly,

"ok ok semua balik tempat dulu . check sendiri . "

then vocab started coming out of my mouth .

"N* M* D* C *** C*** B** "

NEVERMIND . but at the end of it all he was too lazy to check .

" cikgu , ukuran ok? "

*takes one look * , " umm ok . "

THE PERASAN-TED KONON-TED PRO-NESS OF UNGKU MAT SALLEHHH . (extra H)

and speaking of that , Flobot's" HANDLEBARS " rocks!

so easy to edit, even shaarvin can edit it .

i did an ,ungku salleh version but its unsafe to write/blog the lyrics. i am currently trying to make a sumita one , dedicated to her, the car which got scratched , and the scratcher.

I CAN SCRATCH YOUR CAR WITH MY FINGERNAIL .

and remember , teacher, nazreen scratched your car.

"who is nazreen? that one right?? " * points to nabil*

fingernail , fingernail.

DOTA.

hmm .
you know what? we are a bunch of slackers .
slackers . slackers.

we sit around in class when teacher's not around , even though we have unfinished work .
mike , sits there . deep in thought .
" MIKE .WHY EMO? " justin asks.

"i'm thinking about my DOTA attack plan . "

dota again . their latest obsession .

" use your dwarven sniper go whack his lina inverse . " i tembak .

"wah you know ahh?? " mike says .

"then??? when the lina inverse is busy take juggernaught go whack sand king "

throwing out all the dota stuff i know .
mike complains about chuan li ( LCL ) being too pro in dota.

"walau he use rikimaru i die la . "

justin's turn to DOTA-crap .

"use your dwarven sniper go whack la "

"rikimaru can become invisible then i cant whack! " mike says .

my turn to crap again .

" use anti-mage to anti his invisible then you whack lo . "

mike is laughing his high pitched laugh ..

" WHAT CRAP LA . JUSTIN YOU EVEN KNOW WHATS DOTA?"

" Don .. ahhh "

"I KNOW . its DOnt Tell Anyone . " i shout .

"SO DAMN LAME!! AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA " mike laughs again.

"dota ok??? dota. shh shh. "


yes back to our subject . I am a slacker . and i am slacking .

i slacked on alot of things recently . moral persembahan , english presentation .

sivik dont say la , everyone didn't bother.

moral was the first to go , and the crappiest . sorry . no preparation .

english , was average . with a crappy powerpoint which took 10 minutes to make .
sorry .

sivik we didnt know how to sing "inilah barisan kita" and only nabil sang properly .
nevertheless, they said it sounded professional cause of the layered voices >_>

OK, for the first two , moral and English . I've let a lot of people down .

actually I've let a lot of people down for other things. occasions where i cant keep my mouth shut , just have to say something .

yes i know , i do stupid things quite often . simple mistakes .

but big stuff happens . I'm sorry .

sorry. I've let you people down .

: (

School is...

school is ...

* write an essay of not less than 120 words using those above*

school is fun. yes. Fridays are further boosted with the existence of first aid classes .
which in yesterday's case was , weird. ivan and jon didnt know there was first aid .

"who's gonna teach?? i'm going off to cs la " says ivan in dismay .

"I TEACH . " proclaims Alexander . ( i used the full name . grand sikit . hahaha)

so today, no ivan teaching . he only asked around abt the flag raising thing .
lim cheng said no to it coz he din wanna "sai tai yang".then ivan ask him to sing a song .

spare us..

off you go! go cs while alex teaches form1 about the skeleton.
we revise, ya.

pavanjit asks, "seenior . the two hole at the pelvis there for the testes ahhh? "

"down 20 now. "

well , alex isnt ivan and ivan isnt alex. and pavan never learns his lesson . alex's explaination of why pelvic fractures are dangerous .

" The broken edges of the bone can rupture your intestines or abdomen. "

"Wahh . Mean the balls also can la?" asks pavan .

*alex stares*
*pavan smiles*

this is good communication within a society .

so in the end, the form 2s all chao at 1.30 pm .where to? tepian .

and time for the weekly stunt show . this week like every other week we present the stunt,

called, " This Is My GrandFudder Road" (TIMGaFeR)

TIMGaFeR refers to walking in the middle of the road , ignoring the trafic and this results in cars siam-ing away from you , like as if its your GaFeR

of course , if you're stupid you can suddenly appear on the road and then it will be The Road U Die On (TRUDO)

but no , we are all clever . so it will stay as Live From Abbey Road and not Die On Sungai Chat Road.

friday wasn't very happening .

saturday school for holiday replacement is known for -

lousy attendance
'' canteen food ( what more now puasa)
empty school

2A's attendance is an amazing , 17 people .
friday's moral class was, amazing. the quietest , most well behaved moral class ever . in history of 2008.
(apart from these little jokes, seriously .)


Pathma : "kalau ada baju lama kamu buat apa?"
edwin : "derma . kepada agilan . "

*laughs* (agilan is smaallll)

derek : "recycle"
p : macam mana?
d : give Justin. he like to wear tight tight shirt .
justin : *turns around* O.o

p : yes, speaking of lumba haram have you heard about the F1 race?
E : of course!! i taking part ok!
me: you sweep road?
E : ah , you must be mistaken! that Edwin is a cacat one , sweep road with Derek . I am the sexy
grid girl . pheeeweeet!
D : -.-

*laughs*

we are then entertained by edwin saying he wanna try wear skinny jeans . then he tries to open derek's lock .

"i can open you down 100 there"

"can can . "

2 minutes later. *click* ta da. its open.

me , shaarvin and justin ( the rest of the gang not here) passed geo and english time by
oral blogging at the back of the class.basically talking .

yesyes as usual justin has alot to oral blog about . which gives me more stuff to blog about .

recess time is greeted as usual , with a chorus of "PENGAWAS REHAT" so mike and shaarvin can pass me money to help them buy their regular nasi goreng + chicken not drumstick or wing.

today , ben and daniel rush in to tell that the canteen is closed .
right after that panir comes in to inform us that the canteen man has been found.
i walk out , and i see agilaan running from the canteen .

"TEACHERCANTEENOPENTEACHER "

"yeeass yess i knowww"

i take the oppurtunity to make the canteen guy say "SIN CHIN PING" again when this form 1 guy was shouting .

edwin had no appetite to eat the rice. edwin, the big eater fueled by Apeton . WOW. must be really not nice. yes its not nice.

after recess is math.

2B-ers and lonely 2E-ers have come over to lepak at 2A ( wow )
yugen waves the malaysian flag around while derek tries to do sun wu kong pose .
then they try to break the flagpole .

NO YOU SHITS DON'T BREAK THE DAMN THING .

saved by the bell . safrida comes in . hmm .

" do page 102 , exer.."

*EEE OOO EEEEEE"

"apa itu ? "

"HAHAHAHHA.EDWIN!!!!" we shout from the back .

*EEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO EEEEE*

(probably heard him doing this in rohaini's ya?)

"I gave edwin a chance ... i hope he chang- "

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

*walks out of the class*

damn, i wanna see too .

*EEEEE OOO- *

"sorry teacher!!! "

safrida looks at him through the window .

after that was PJ, piza let us play rugby . very messy . justin seow extra semangat-ed .
keshan score already seow take the ball and run some more .

"not yet!!! its here!!!"

keshan shakes his head.


the next class for PJ is 2c . Pavan is the first one down . piza sees from downstairs that the lights and fans are not off.

"ehh .kau pergi off lampu bersihkan kelas semua baru balik sini . oi! semua naik balik!"

2minutes later ,

"EIIHHHH SEMUA BERSIHKAN KELAS" pavan shouts .

"alamak ada boss besar lagi . suruh dia buat dia yang suruh orang lain buat. " said piza.

LOL

big boss pavanjit .

oh yes and good luck to all you people taking UPSR . work miracles like pavan's superb improvement in results.

uppm3 - 5Bs
upsr - 5A .

fuaaaaaaaa.

Borborygmus.

What???

Thats the word Shaarvin's been obsessed with.

"boborygmus " , when teacher gives us spelling test (0.o hmm) shaarvin asks me to spell that .

MEANING?

A rumbling noise made by the movement of gas in intestines.

MEANING ?

someone is HUUUUNNGGGRYY .



to all my muslim friends , selamat berpuasa .

* we pakating one day we all try puasa*

hahah . some faux passes for the past few days :

shaarvin left his bottle of tinge on the table in front of the class .

yes, TINGE .

refreshing , cooling , deliciously fruity TINGE .

after recess .


Alex gave us letters regarding the SJAM AGM .

"Grand Straits Garden , 8 Course Dinner ( Halal )"

8 course dinner ? mehehhehe .


Shaarvin drinking tinge in class.

"Aaron, you want? "
*aaron shakes head*
"nabil , you wa- "
0.o SORRY!

and a few more i guess .

today is thursday . meaning , we have Kay ECHHHi with Ungku Salleh .
So, our phase in kay- ECHHi is now lukisan teknik , where we only use 2 ECHHHi and ECHHi Bee pencil lead for drawing .

" Untuk lukisan teknik kay-ECHi , hanya pensel duaa ECHi dan ECHi Bee saja yang dibenarkan."

"pensel dua bee diLARANG samasekali . "

drawing a random 90 degrees line, he says its not accurate , but it might be . because ,

"saya sudah SEN-si tif terhadap pekara ini . ahhh. saya boleh dianggap sebagai ... prrrofessIONAAL . "

apparently he could have been an architect ? and engineer?
but this noble man , chose to be ,

"guru kay-ECHi . Ahhhh.. *smiles* "

and this guru kay-ECHi of ours kept us back for, extra 15 minutes.
5:40 - people rush past our classroom . guruh kedengaran .
5:45 - people are going home .
5.50 - still in class. RAIN STARTS .
6.00 - rain has become heavy rain .

I get into the car and im cursing my teacher .
my mum say ,

" from no rain become rain so heavily . "

continue to talk about him commenting on our , " garis lari! " , " camna 40mm jadi 30??"
"arrow ini tak betul!" , "nombor sama besar . kenapa ni kechik sangattt?

the italic-ed ones (slanted FYI. ) (FYI is foryouinfor , FYI) is when his voice suddenly high pitched .

"propbably so many people cursing him will cause him to fall in the drain tommorow . "

wow . sounds like night watch . cursing someone leaves a black vortex spinning above his head . unbalancing his luck , actions , etc. hahahahahhahahha. especially those cursed by magically potential people.

ungku has a black Hurricane Katrina above his head.

WHOOSH .


*speaking about head , shaarvin's got a new hairdo . hahahah *

sitting next to shaarvin is a PST (ProfessionalSuicideTechnique) though i dont know why im still there.

in front of us , is justin seow and jayachandran .

justin seow, is the prime target for kacauing ( KESIAN ) and shaarvin , well thats this natural instinct .

jaya? i dont know why (and shaarvin doesn't either) shaarvin calls him cockroach .

"kokroch. dei .look here. "

both parties seem to be humoured . jaya's dad is in the military ( ? )

"wahh . kokroch appa military man seh . kokroch nothing like military man . only the haircut . "

" you whack kokroch no pain wei! wow.military man stuff. "

"dei kokroch . Sergeant kokroch . your father got bazooka ahhh? got license? WAH . LICENSE TO KILL .your appa hide gun in the house ah? make the hollow book thingy . "

*refer to youtube , "how to make a secret book compartment ."*

now shaarvin's obsessed with the "KOKROCH SONG"

Chain Hang Low mixed with the bang bang gun part from MIA's Paper Planes.

the song is basically about a fella shooting cockroach .

DeviantArt

Finally , after months of inactivity ...





i scanned my drawings .

http://oranl.deviantart.com/gallery/


*shrugs* random stuff . haha
comments pleaasee.



oh and i changed my friendster background . =D

Procrastination and Slacking .

its a short holiday and a long weekend .

i woke up at 11 today ,
after i read dusk watch (twilight watch , but i'll refer to it as dusk to avoid confusion)
late into the night, i think i slept at around 2 or 3?

the night watch series is one of the best science fiction / fantasy books i've read .
move aside , all the amateur overly-fantasyish books with weird names and elves and dwarves.

inheritance and lord of the rings do not count .

the thing about night watch is that its originally in russian.
its translated , ok. they did a good job .
but the names , damn it .

the boy , a potential Other is Egor .
the dematerialised watchman , is Igor .
now there's a werewolf , also Igor .
his son is Anton .
and the main character is Anton .
Anton asked anton about Arina .
there's also another other named Irina .

never mind about that . see? i've gone off topic .
my attention strays .
i was supposed to do my work .
then i kept reading dusk watch . i put it outside.

i went outside to read .

now here i am at the computer .
i was printing scores . now im blogging .

btw , crumpler bags have gone up in price .
the western lawn ( basic) from $90 is now , $102
and the barney rustle blanket ( what a name. ) from $138 is now $170 .
nope nope .

this meteoric rise of prices pushes me to my last resort .
a desperate measure .

Donate Your UNwanted Plastic Bags .