Sunday, September 7, 2008

School is...

school is ...

* write an essay of not less than 120 words using those above*

school is fun. yes. Fridays are further boosted with the existence of first aid classes .
which in yesterday's case was , weird. ivan and jon didnt know there was first aid .

"who's gonna teach?? i'm going off to cs la " says ivan in dismay .

"I TEACH . " proclaims Alexander . ( i used the full name . grand sikit . hahaha)

so today, no ivan teaching . he only asked around abt the flag raising thing .
lim cheng said no to it coz he din wanna "sai tai yang".then ivan ask him to sing a song .

spare us..

off you go! go cs while alex teaches form1 about the skeleton.
we revise, ya.

pavanjit asks, "seenior . the two hole at the pelvis there for the testes ahhh? "

"down 20 now. "

well , alex isnt ivan and ivan isnt alex. and pavan never learns his lesson . alex's explaination of why pelvic fractures are dangerous .

" The broken edges of the bone can rupture your intestines or abdomen. "

"Wahh . Mean the balls also can la?" asks pavan .

*alex stares*
*pavan smiles*

this is good communication within a society .

so in the end, the form 2s all chao at 1.30 pm .where to? tepian .

and time for the weekly stunt show . this week like every other week we present the stunt,

called, " This Is My GrandFudder Road" (TIMGaFeR)

TIMGaFeR refers to walking in the middle of the road , ignoring the trafic and this results in cars siam-ing away from you , like as if its your GaFeR

of course , if you're stupid you can suddenly appear on the road and then it will be The Road U Die On (TRUDO)

but no , we are all clever . so it will stay as Live From Abbey Road and not Die On Sungai Chat Road.

friday wasn't very happening .

saturday school for holiday replacement is known for -

lousy attendance
'' canteen food ( what more now puasa)
empty school

2A's attendance is an amazing , 17 people .
friday's moral class was, amazing. the quietest , most well behaved moral class ever . in history of 2008.
(apart from these little jokes, seriously .)


Pathma : "kalau ada baju lama kamu buat apa?"
edwin : "derma . kepada agilan . "

*laughs* (agilan is smaallll)

derek : "recycle"
p : macam mana?
d : give Justin. he like to wear tight tight shirt .
justin : *turns around* O.o

p : yes, speaking of lumba haram have you heard about the F1 race?
E : of course!! i taking part ok!
me: you sweep road?
E : ah , you must be mistaken! that Edwin is a cacat one , sweep road with Derek . I am the sexy
grid girl . pheeeweeet!
D : -.-

*laughs*

we are then entertained by edwin saying he wanna try wear skinny jeans . then he tries to open derek's lock .

"i can open you down 100 there"

"can can . "

2 minutes later. *click* ta da. its open.

me , shaarvin and justin ( the rest of the gang not here) passed geo and english time by
oral blogging at the back of the class.basically talking .

yesyes as usual justin has alot to oral blog about . which gives me more stuff to blog about .

recess time is greeted as usual , with a chorus of "PENGAWAS REHAT" so mike and shaarvin can pass me money to help them buy their regular nasi goreng + chicken not drumstick or wing.

today , ben and daniel rush in to tell that the canteen is closed .
right after that panir comes in to inform us that the canteen man has been found.
i walk out , and i see agilaan running from the canteen .

"TEACHERCANTEENOPENTEACHER "

"yeeass yess i knowww"

i take the oppurtunity to make the canteen guy say "SIN CHIN PING" again when this form 1 guy was shouting .

edwin had no appetite to eat the rice. edwin, the big eater fueled by Apeton . WOW. must be really not nice. yes its not nice.

after recess is math.

2B-ers and lonely 2E-ers have come over to lepak at 2A ( wow )
yugen waves the malaysian flag around while derek tries to do sun wu kong pose .
then they try to break the flagpole .

NO YOU SHITS DON'T BREAK THE DAMN THING .

saved by the bell . safrida comes in . hmm .

" do page 102 , exer.."

*EEE OOO EEEEEE"

"apa itu ? "

"HAHAHAHHA.EDWIN!!!!" we shout from the back .

*EEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO EEEEE*

(probably heard him doing this in rohaini's ya?)

"I gave edwin a chance ... i hope he chang- "

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

*walks out of the class*

damn, i wanna see too .

*EEEEE OOO- *

"sorry teacher!!! "

safrida looks at him through the window .

after that was PJ, piza let us play rugby . very messy . justin seow extra semangat-ed .
keshan score already seow take the ball and run some more .

"not yet!!! its here!!!"

keshan shakes his head.


the next class for PJ is 2c . Pavan is the first one down . piza sees from downstairs that the lights and fans are not off.

"ehh .kau pergi off lampu bersihkan kelas semua baru balik sini . oi! semua naik balik!"

2minutes later ,

"EIIHHHH SEMUA BERSIHKAN KELAS" pavan shouts .

"alamak ada boss besar lagi . suruh dia buat dia yang suruh orang lain buat. " said piza.

LOL

big boss pavanjit .

oh yes and good luck to all you people taking UPSR . work miracles like pavan's superb improvement in results.

uppm3 - 5Bs
upsr - 5A .

fuaaaaaaaa.

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