school is ...
* write an essay of not less than 120 words using those above*
school is fun. yes. Fridays are further boosted with the existence of first aid classes .
which in yesterday's case was , weird. ivan and jon didnt know there was first aid .
"who's gonna teach?? i'm going off to cs la " says ivan in dismay .
"I TEACH . " proclaims Alexander . ( i used the full name . grand sikit . hahaha)
so today, no ivan teaching . he only asked around abt the flag raising thing .
lim cheng said no to it coz he din wanna "sai tai yang".then ivan ask him to sing a song .
spare us..
off you go! go cs while alex teaches form1 about the skeleton.
we revise, ya.
pavanjit asks, "seenior . the two hole at the pelvis there for the testes ahhh? "
"down 20 now. "
well , alex isnt ivan and ivan isnt alex. and pavan never learns his lesson . alex's explaination of why pelvic fractures are dangerous .
" The broken edges of the bone can rupture your intestines or abdomen. "
"Wahh . Mean the balls also can la?" asks pavan .
*alex stares*
*pavan smiles*
this is good communication within a society .
so in the end, the form 2s all chao at 1.30 pm .where to? tepian .
and time for the weekly stunt show . this week like every other week we present the stunt,
called, " This Is My GrandFudder Road" (TIMGaFeR)
TIMGaFeR refers to walking in the middle of the road , ignoring the trafic and this results in cars siam-ing away from you , like as if its your GaFeR
of course , if you're stupid you can suddenly appear on the road and then it will be The Road U Die On (TRUDO)
but no , we are all clever . so it will stay as Live From Abbey Road and not Die On Sungai Chat Road.
friday wasn't very happening .
saturday school for holiday replacement is known for -
lousy attendance
'' canteen food ( what more now puasa)
empty school
2A's attendance is an amazing , 17 people .
friday's moral class was, amazing. the quietest , most well behaved moral class ever . in history of 2008.
(apart from these little jokes, seriously .)
Pathma : "kalau ada baju lama kamu buat apa?"
edwin : "derma . kepada agilan . "
*laughs* (agilan is smaallll)
derek : "recycle"
p : macam mana?
d : give Justin. he like to wear tight tight shirt .
justin : *turns around* O.o
p : yes, speaking of lumba haram have you heard about the F1 race?
E : of course!! i taking part ok!
me: you sweep road?
E : ah , you must be mistaken! that Edwin is a cacat one , sweep road with Derek . I am the sexy
grid girl . pheeeweeet!
D : -.-
*laughs*
we are then entertained by edwin saying he wanna try wear skinny jeans . then he tries to open derek's lock .
"i can open you down 100 there"
"can can . "
2 minutes later. *click* ta da. its open.
me , shaarvin and justin ( the rest of the gang not here) passed geo and english time by
oral blogging at the back of the class.basically talking .
yesyes as usual justin has alot to oral blog about . which gives me more stuff to blog about .
recess time is greeted as usual , with a chorus of "PENGAWAS REHAT" so mike and shaarvin can pass me money to help them buy their regular nasi goreng + chicken not drumstick or wing.
today , ben and daniel rush in to tell that the canteen is closed .
right after that panir comes in to inform us that the canteen man has been found.
i walk out , and i see agilaan running from the canteen .
"TEACHERCANTEENOPENTEACHER "
"yeeass yess i knowww"
i take the oppurtunity to make the canteen guy say "SIN CHIN PING" again when this form 1 guy was shouting .
edwin had no appetite to eat the rice. edwin, the big eater fueled by Apeton . WOW. must be really not nice. yes its not nice.
after recess is math.
2B-ers and lonely 2E-ers have come over to lepak at 2A ( wow )
yugen waves the malaysian flag around while derek tries to do sun wu kong pose .
then they try to break the flagpole .
NO YOU SHITS DON'T BREAK THE DAMN THING .
saved by the bell . safrida comes in . hmm .
" do page 102 , exer.."
*EEE OOO EEEEEE"
"apa itu ? "
"HAHAHAHHA.EDWIN!!!!" we shout from the back .
*EEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO EEEEE*
(probably heard him doing this in rohaini's ya?)
"I gave edwin a chance ... i hope he chang- "
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*walks out of the class*
damn, i wanna see too .
*EEEEE OOO- *
"sorry teacher!!! "
safrida looks at him through the window .
after that was PJ, piza let us play rugby . very messy . justin seow extra semangat-ed .
keshan score already seow take the ball and run some more .
"not yet!!! its here!!!"
keshan shakes his head.
the next class for PJ is 2c . Pavan is the first one down . piza sees from downstairs that the lights and fans are not off.
"ehh .kau pergi off lampu bersihkan kelas semua baru balik sini . oi! semua naik balik!"
2minutes later ,
"EIIHHHH SEMUA BERSIHKAN KELAS" pavan shouts .
"alamak ada boss besar lagi . suruh dia buat dia yang suruh orang lain buat. " said piza.
LOL
big boss pavanjit .
oh yes and good luck to all you people taking UPSR . work miracles like pavan's superb improvement in results.
uppm3 - 5Bs
upsr - 5A .
fuaaaaaaaa.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
School is...
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