roadblock .

YOU SHALL NOT PASS !!!
ah , gandalf . gotta love that part .

channel 5's got this habit of showing lord of the rings practically every year .

well , at least LOTR is a nice movie . superb battles , and chnl 5 shows all 3 , unlike tv 3 /ntv7/tv2 which is like , every year repeating fellowship .
for goodness's sake , show something nice la malaysia .
but then again, malaysia's not open minded .
see singapore. so open minded .vibrant .
something like that comes along in malaysia , badawi sayyyy


"you shall not pass"

The UNGKU , the PAVAN , and the RUBIK's CUBE + the ADDICTS .

hello . im back and im like , dying to post .
got so much to post ,muahhahaha. my upstairs neighbour havin some sorta mahjong party.
can hear them talking and tiles clattering on the floor .
sleepless night , hello!

first of all . lets talk about the rubik's cube .

the rubik's cube was invented by this fella called erno RUBIK . first call the hungarian magic cube 0.o then now , the rubik's cube .
1980 , the height of the rubik's cube craze.
now , its back in ec , by the form 5's ... and we're kinda addicted .
rayson , our rubik taukay .
"rayson! got bring cube for me? "
*rm10 *

cube's got adverse affects on ppl .
addiction .
shaarvin's case .
"lim im addicted. you know what im doing? "
what?
"solving it in my head."
=.=
"lim , you turn ah , face this side here. if you turn it there that one wont move ."
wah? how u noe?
"i analysed theformula ."
OHMYGOODNESS . shaarvin actually ANALYSED . used his BRAIN . *applause*

shafiq on the other hand is really addicted .lets tell the sad story .
tuesday - went out to pray . put cube in the pocket .
manga madeh yeh . ( shaarvin's weird word . tamil for "mango idiot." )
then piza saw him . "meh sini . ambik tu . "
cube - GONE .
shafiq emo...so we in class plotting la . bring all the cubers in ec to piza then solve in front of him.
when piza kena hypnotize by the flashing colours, take the cube...
so on wednesday , he got another cube .
so now, he din bring pj stuff .to avoid piza , he hide at the toilet area with few other ppl .
(toilet area means outside , got nice bench and table which one chair kena destroyed dy .)
then
ahchai (saiful jefri ) pass by .so they go back to class.
shafiq damn pandai go play cube . ungku pass by. oooh .
die . cube gone . ungku ask him go field .kena whack by piza. so sad for shafiq .
at tuition, me and edwin pakat to bring cube. shafqi despo , raba raba my bag for the cube .
this is called WITHDRAWAL . and COLD TURKEY .
hear it click shafiq .
and that was the weirdo on my RIGHT , in tuition .
the one on my LEFT .


pavanjit singh .
the infamous mr pavanjit
" if-i-do-like-that-to-you-you-like-or-not-ribena-will-suck-forever-in-my-life" singh .
now added another one . " i just testing you only."
super-lame . and he's going around insulting . and like " im testing u only."
so that day me and pang were like
"aiya, pavan dunno the concept , damn lame . lame until blog kena SPAM . SPAM . "
then he's like
"you damn cool la?"
no la. testing you only .kena bengang in the whole crowd.
speaking of blog , what happened to pavan's?
the pavan234.blogpsot . aka rbena will suck 4ever in my life.
after the SPAM (super funny! great work!)
pavan's cbox was transformed into an imaginary world
where ungku shaves his armpits white , amarpreet's gay (he's straight , pavan dunno la.) , got panasjit , and maliah carey is interested in pavan .
the blog url was changed , and due to overwhelming lameness , and another spamming in which piza supposedly has super-breast muscles , he deleted his LAME blog .
yay!

and now, on to ungku . ungku salleh , admired by zoe for his flabs .
constantly bragging , ok fine.
proudly talking about his artisticness , interior design-nerness , how he knows how to style himslef. blabla bla la.
so he's teaching lukisan teknik . and he's talking bout his pencil set , and explaning what's the B in 2B and the H in HB like he's some sort of expert .
H = hard, B =black .
then he talk about his drawings , 90% +++ one . cheh . bangga .
then he say eh worked in a steadlar factory (stationery one)
"kayu tu , letak carbon , letak kayu lagi , *SHOOO!* potong jadi pensel . "
me and shaarvin trying NOT to laugh .
"saya dulu kerja kat sana . bawah company CISCO . "
shaarvin : "what ...engineer ah."
me: " cisco is security guard i think.? "
shaarvin: " cheapskate . he steal the pencils at night"
ungku recently hates cubes. he goes around rampas-ing them .
today un's one kena . then next door kena check .we all frenzy go hide the cubes .
put in the table "drawer" then turn it towards the wall . the best one was ..
the window ledge , the high one , put the cubes there .
nicely got one big "MERDEKA" banner there . so nice .
shaarvin's cube behind mahatir's face .
then we saw suku jogging with a bunch of ppl . what 's HE doing there?
ah fine .we waved like he was one kind of superstar .he waved like he was the king .hahah .

Shaarvin the moustache-science-guy .

shaarvin , has great potential to be a scientist .

today , science worksheets .

1) many organisms now have become ___ and are forever lost to the world .

"eh lim . try put "male" there . "
many organisms have become male and are forever lost to the world .
0.o . shaarvin , you ok?

2) the rhinoceros and the ___ are some of the species faced with extinction.
"put male here again.."
the rhinoceros and the MALE? are some of the species faced with extinction .
shaarvin the genius . >.<

*yesterday*

experiment to detect starch in green plants...

so we boil the water with the leaf inside . aaron turns up the flame *WOOSH*
"AHAHHAHA " * admire the flame ....* " eh havent put the tripod la . eh eh turn it off..."
then the thing's hot , so they use test tube holder to carry . *piang* terjatuh.
shaarvin picks it up with his hands ... " u bodoh number one la . "

*water is heated...wait to boil..."
*click click clack clack*
rubiks cube ...
*shickkk spooshh*
match is lighted ...
shaarvin uses tweezers to go put the match right into the bunsen burner flame and it BURNS..
meanwhile , i go get a boiling tube with some alcohol...

ahha . water's boiling ... everyone's mesmerized by the bubbles..bubble bubble bubble
*tchr comes * ehhH!!! water boiling sudahlah go tutup the bunsen burner...
so we put the leaf in the alcohol , then put in in a water bath...
oops , too little alcohol ... i got take the little bottle to tambah more..
they start sniffing the alcohol.. then they realise its not really pleasurable..
meanwhile , waiting for the leaf to decolorize..
*hehehehahhehehe*
aaron and shaarvin are happily lighting matches..
and feeding the spent ones to the ever-hungry flame of the bunsen burner...
im like,
"dont play with fire..."
*mauhahahahehheheheheee* *lights more...*
"OI SHAFIQ ... NEVER LIGHT MATCH BEFORE AH...LEMBIK"
"OI U SHADDAP LA...THIS MIKE KEEP PUSHING HOW TO LIGHT...."
aaron : " aiya give me laaaa i light.."

me: " dont play with fire larrr"
* muahahahehehehhahah*

* im bored..* *take one drop of alcohol..*
drip





*plink*



*WOOSH*


*screams*


hahah! i turned the flame a lumniscent blue ... and like , i almost burnt aaron's silky hair.
and not to mention , aaron dropped the match , thank goodness onto the tile . not onto
shaarvin's jewels...

then teacher came and see
"oh your leaf's mostly decolourized... take it out and put it on the tile.."
eh , teacher ? dont need to put it in hot water again ? *shows textbook*
"ah dont need .."
0.o...ah whatever . hey mike!! the leaf looks like you!!
*shows bleached leaf..*
"what the @#!$ ...?!?! "

then we put the leaf on the tile , and drip iodine. little black spots.. teacher realize that she made a mistake , ...for like everyone .
"thursday we redo."

shaarvin's like " yay! more fire!"

and we leave our tile on the table , with the bleached leaf,
and suspicious black residue which look like ashes .
from matches to be exact!

mrs tan's farewell ceremony??

today was the farewell ceremony for one of ec's best and longest serving tchrs ,mrs tan.
imagine la . 25 years teaching lil devils like us . muahahah .
she's also the teacher advisor for st john , 10 years already ...
so as usual , got the speeches all that , ms shyamala was giving a power speech abt mrs tan .
you know la , her ARRRTiculate pronounciation and vocab . hahah .
then they showed a slideshow , her pic at "sweet sixteen " *doesnt really look any different* and when she was at convent , (ya , convent ) then her wedding photos , *alamak all secret terbocor.* she doesnt look any different from now EITHER ... what she use?? SK II ??

then chua and the gang went and sang wonderwall ..
classic seh .
then , they had an antique *ANTIQUE . VERY * car to bring her away !
its like , antique until the type where you fill in petrol from the "nose" of the car there ...
and it looks like a beca ...

so , goodbye i guess .
when it was suku it was " gotta go my own way "
now its " leaving "
hahah .
bye mrs tan! and thank you!

happy father's day!

happy father's day pa!
a tribute to all the dads out there , keep up the good work !
good? terrific.

1000 !

yay! my blog has gotten 1000 hits so far , since i put up the hit counter on the 21st of April ...
i'd like to thank everyone ... everyone who has read my blog
once, twice , very often ,
and thank you , those avid readers who kinda refresh the page all the time.. =D
those avid readers who seem to read the new post almost the instant it comes out ...

THANK YOU THANK YOU , onward to 10 000 !
and also celebrating the 50th post ~

WHY.

whylaaaaa
damn spoiler .all so cantik got one stupid fat one plonk itself between them .
arhhh .its my fault ok , my fault . but why ? i dont understand .
dont tell em i made SO many mistakes? come on . at least 7 more .i dont believe it .
and if someone didnt check properly and miscalculated , and its to late to change it
THAT person gonna prepare for his valuables to *FLY*
ahhhh .
SAD
SAD
SAD
.WHY la!? spoilerspoiler .
just as one came out alright the other one , the final one plonks its way from the sky in the middle of nowhere and crashes into the sandcastle that the little kiddo has been building for hours .

WHYLA .

Whyla. my PJ got 62% haha . not that im unhappy about that
* well, obviously im not happy but,din study , nth to say*
but whats this thing going around that even pj , and seni are counted in the total grades??
*toot* if like that ah , my seni 68% sure die la . 2 C's . spoiler shit .
i see next door the art safrida mark is like , the worst is 60+ . and ben can get 76 without even TRYING . arhhh . see mine ah , sure get like 80+ 90 + >_> =p
and then my moral . teruk . haha . one more mark get A .if pathma decides to review that , that err
tidak berputus asa one . berdikari , yeah right . tidak berputus asa is berdikari .nvm , if tak jadi also i gotta hope on my 10 marks that tchr gives for sikap and projects . now its just 90% . shaarvin got an A wei . but not yet plus the 10% that means, 71% like that .
we say " you get 9 marks can get A liao . "
he says " HIGHLY unlikely my friend..."
he just finished last month's assignment few days ago . >_<

well at least that shafiq zaini and azam are waaayyyy behind . i hope . justin going strong.

happy birthday matt!

today , 10th june ... is matthew chow's birthday!!!
wishing him a superb
happy birthday!!
matthew's cool , everyone don't forget our friend!!! wish him happy birthday!! ahhaha .

i forgot to write my name on my geo paper .
T : lim .
Me : goes there . *waits* where my paper..
T: lim kenapa saya panggil kamu ... *shows paper*
*LIM MAO FONG in blue pen written by tchr . *
oh no. and i thought my marks teruk ... = p

and my english composition paper i just pull the string it came out . 0.o .

am i lucky or is it probability ?

back to school . exam results .

back to school...
haih. normal routine . first thing i noticed was that the percubaan prefects were in uniform??
when did this happen? haha . ok also la .
like usual we all like. got alot to talk about.michael got new bag,who did what, bla bla .
then we all big group there . hear the teacher's voice on the mike. oh no . prefect slacking!!

oh! while i was ronda- ing i realised some block have been painted WHITE again....
looks sooo CLEAN . yeah .the uncivilised 2G ppl will go kick the walls . again...

in class, the class is like . alien . i found the table which i drew on during the exam . phwoar...nice .
of course everyone's waiting and not waiting for the exam results. 1st paper . maths . careless mistakes. ahhahahah . stupid . justin . 96% hahaha. highest! XD . im not gonna mention any results here.

2nd paper - english . mrs tan "crashed in" on ruhana's class. who ask ruhana come late. mrs tan retiring . ec losing yet another great teacher. english . = x not telling... we got snacks from mrs tan , uncivilised barbarians rushing to get even tho got like , 90 packets.

3rd -science . 86% . acctually 84 , but then the question about what happen to shit if a portion of the large intestine is removed? i put contain lots of water . wrong.justin got right for watery shit. so i ask teacher, i got the marks . how 84 go 86? i also dunno . justin got right for putting "stereoSCOPIC" hearing as two ears , so i guess my extra mark is JUSTI-fied..

4th-sejarah ... come in only we all say selamat sejathera PUAN farizan. haha . got married recently . ppl asking if husband shuai or not . shaarvin wanna get justin/me in trouble by using our name to ask teacher if she already... nvm . justin got 98%. arhh . but then got one correction . so he get lower? 96%? ahaha . still not saying my marks...

end of holidays , no!!!

oh no! holidays are almost over . 2 weeks just flew like
*swoosh*

back to the normal routine ...
school . work ?
petrol price go up!!! here's some petrol saving tips for you...

*take public transport
*cycle
*walk
*run
*drive slowly
*dont drift
*drive then turn to N then the car just go....(like pedal bike then let it just go..)
*want to burn people's house use diesel .petrol expensive. (or dont burn.save gaia!)
*use natural gas!! 68 sen only

DONT
*stop at every traffic light then turn off engine .
*dilute petrol with water
*mix cooking oil with petrol
*leave your petrol tank unclosed (or not ppl will show u one sign)
*mistake petrol for water and pour on the candle
*use petrol to paint your wall black
*pour petrol on the bowling alley


aih . $ $ $ .

back from thailand!

SAWADEEKAAP ... i am back from thailand ... some ppl msged me when i was there... KAP KOOON KAAA... but it costs me 90 sen every msg . haha .
i thought i could sleep like pig today morning...but got training...HAHAHA . got call from mr ajk say got training....

DAY1 .
wait at home . supposed to leave at 11.30 , tumpang my mum's fren's car. ...
11.30 . no car . *call*
"why so early? wah 11.30 already !! my watch only 10.30 "*car arrives* the clock in the Kia .
"aiya ...thought can email for a while ."
first thing that tells me we are above Thailand .


mekong river!
touchdown in bangkok .

the way the thais talk sounds somewhat...civilised? gentle? caaaause theyy speeaakk liike thiiis..
and their language is ummm .. like . nga . ngook . choooon. hmm. after dinner * steamboat*
suan lum night market! superb lot of things to buy there . very easy to bargain too...
at the restaurant , my mum took out a purse where she kept the extra thai coins she had
"nah who want small change..? "
tour guide come . "aiya!!! this one become antique ah!! no more using la!! when one?"
"1985 . "
got quite alot of nice stuff there , t shirts... lampshades.. very nice design, 150 each (bargain, bought 2) my mum is bargain veteran ... hahah .
nice food too . we too full, so just ordered mango with sticky rice...superb.
everyone eating...ahaha
i saw this shirt . 350 .i said no.then the fella said . u want how much . i say . 250??
he say . no prob . i say. i look around first . he say. u buy now 200 .
350 >>200 without even trying ....sweeeet...


after that... out on our own . our group...consists of many OPEN MINDED ppl...so very good la. adventurous.
so they decided to go take a look at patpong... the infamous patpong... kinda notorious for its night life . kinda eye opening la .coz you hear about this . ppl tok abt it, see in tv , newspapers..
seeing it first hand is different , i didnt go inside la of course , but just walking on the street is enough to tell you what this place is famous for ... its like damn open abt this kinda thing . but i walked around ..the not-darkside of patpong ..ordinary stalls . then got a band inside the bar singing "4 minutes.."..kinda good .

day2 - safari world?

so after a night's stay in bangkok palace hotel , head off to safari world .. ahem lol . got like zebra and all that , like a zoo la . then got all these animal shows , quite amusing... then got like..stunt show . funny. there's like a bird park where got the parrots .. can buy birdseed for 10 baht . just put some in your hand and the parrots come flying..
put one seed on my mum's hat ...



taaa daaa... the parrot peck for more seeds . keep chewing the hat XD...my mum pai seh to put her photo . ask me to cut .ahhaha ...
then got like tigers and all other animals ...
after that went to this ... place selling honey . the honey is made from poppies ( the flower where they get opium..) planted in chiang mai(north thailand) . dunno la the honey dunno what natural thign neutralize the opium effect ... make it beneficial . the fella talking was like
WAKAO...boring . he talk damn slow...but damn funny...ahha ..take the glass of water and take a spoon and cling cling cling for a while to show that he "mixing the honey" then he rub his stomach and say its good for what what what ...

then we went to the erawan shrine , the 4 faced - statue of brahma .

at night we went out to MBK plaza ( MAHBOONKRONG ?? ) very nice place , 8 floors . and alot alot alot of stuff to buy ...*fakes* sad la . billabong shirt 350 bargain until 150-250 lor.. hahah .
then my mum's frens all like "WAHHH" *my mum 's been to thailand 4 times dy . she did her wah-ing already*
my fren wasnt interested, went arcade to " puo ji lu " ( break record) at the basketball thing .
-.-

pack bag .

day3 - wat arun , the floating market

leave for the dam-neon-sua-duk (hard to pronounce...) floating market..the famous one on the chao praya river..


this guy one tooth missing ; houses along the river ; the floating market!
XD

din buy anything to eat , coz we kinda guessed where they get their water... = D

damn hot!!!!!!!

then we left for wat arun , also known as the temple of dawn .
coz the first light of dawn is refelcted on the temple's central tower .
the temple is covered in porcelain , so the light reflected got ...like ... special sheen to it.
pics -


pics of wat arun .


view from the top ! i climbed up wat arun ...

steps were like damn steep . less than a foot wide . half my foot . going up was ok, coming down was the prob...
nicer view from the top...

then we headed on our way to pattaya , another place with a darkside .
-
transvestites .
other words, ahgua... which kena sex change operations (SCO)
pattaya is kinda like patpong . thailand is kinda well known for their SCO... there are like. trans everywhere in pattaya its FREAKY . in thailand, these people arent treated as social outcasts , for what they are . on the contary they are kinda proud of them ... 0.o ...
there's even like . musicals /cabarets involving trans . - " alcazar show"

its gotten to the stage where its become famous . world famous .
went and eat thai food . clams yum yum ...
*i learnt that the hard rock hotel lepas one firework everytime the hotel booking rate is full ...

day4 - coral island , pattaya beach , cultural show, elephant show (goodness.)
yay! coral island and pattaya beach


pattaya beach! nice in the early morning ....
we took a boat to coral island .
on the way we stop at a ... kelong like tt ...


ahhaha! paragliding ... they strap you to a parachute and strap that to a speedboat .

thats me in the sky...shiok .
then we reach coral island , got ppl jet skiing and wakeboarding..
din try , coz too many jet skis ... no point..
so we just walked around the beach ... see the stalls ...EAT SEAFOOD...hahah
swim .... dig holes ... hahahah .

hungry la so had lunch

then went to this place called nong nooch village ...
they had this cultural show ... very well performed . thai dance , then got muay thai performance...staged one la ... then they pretend punch the guy at the side then got stretcher then the ppl carry stretch fell down then the referee kena punch ... then err got the sword fight performance..then they brought in the elephant and sit on top fight spear... haahah .nice to watch
then....
the elephant show..fooh .terror sial .football , basketball,, bowling, darts,...ahahha all got twist to it . simply play one...bowling go throw other elephant lane .ahhaha .other than that the elephant pedaled a.... pedal car???
then elephants painted .... a tree..so clever!! haha .. .and gave massage ...


uhh...kawad squad??? ; lol...it shit halfway doing this; paint tree!! haha


AAAAAND.....



ahhhahaha.... it can carry 65kg of LIM MAO FONG with its TRUNK...ahhahah
the hair is damn stiff . and my mum take photo so slow..

then at night we walk around...then found this place called MIKE PLAZA... outside got lots of foood.....
sausage.... barbecue pork skewers...ummm damn cheap summore. then we were going abk to the hotel . then on the way met the uncle from our group .say wanna go eat very nice mee hoon.
then walk walk walk...tired. walk then he turn back .then he's like
*points around* agak agak is here la! ... here this street further down
"aiya .wrong la. up there!! . we walk past the tree hor!!"

*we walk back to hotel..

day 5 - home . and the crocodile farm .

ah! last day...still sempat go visit the crocodile farm!
other than crocodiles they have other animals..tigers ..
pig???
yes.... they keep tigers with the pigs and label it "HAPPY FAMILY"
T.T ... then got he pigs...do math,...ahhahahha

"saaabliiii ... caaau cuu laashon..."
*oinks*
"siixx ddiiivide twooo"


*oinks* *picks up the tag with 3*
so much for the "da pen zhu!!" hahaha ...

at the airport theres like a food centre selling all the thai food .
last oppurtunity to eat thai food , thai fish cake, mango , meatballs , noodles , spring roll..=D
so..we got on the plane... came back home
home sweet home .
=D
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