The UNGKU , the PAVAN , and the RUBIK's CUBE + the ADDICTS .

hello . im back and im like , dying to post .
got so much to post ,muahhahaha. my upstairs neighbour havin some sorta mahjong party.
can hear them talking and tiles clattering on the floor .
sleepless night , hello!

first of all . lets talk about the rubik's cube .

the rubik's cube was invented by this fella called erno RUBIK . first call the hungarian magic cube 0.o then now , the rubik's cube .
1980 , the height of the rubik's cube craze.
now , its back in ec , by the form 5's ... and we're kinda addicted .
rayson , our rubik taukay .
"rayson! got bring cube for me? "
*rm10 *

cube's got adverse affects on ppl .
addiction .
shaarvin's case .
"lim im addicted. you know what im doing? "
what?
"solving it in my head."
=.=
"lim , you turn ah , face this side here. if you turn it there that one wont move ."
wah? how u noe?
"i analysed theformula ."
OHMYGOODNESS . shaarvin actually ANALYSED . used his BRAIN . *applause*

shafiq on the other hand is really addicted .lets tell the sad story .
tuesday - went out to pray . put cube in the pocket .
manga madeh yeh . ( shaarvin's weird word . tamil for "mango idiot." )
then piza saw him . "meh sini . ambik tu . "
cube - GONE .
shafiq emo...so we in class plotting la . bring all the cubers in ec to piza then solve in front of him.
when piza kena hypnotize by the flashing colours, take the cube...
so on wednesday , he got another cube .
so now, he din bring pj stuff .to avoid piza , he hide at the toilet area with few other ppl .
(toilet area means outside , got nice bench and table which one chair kena destroyed dy .)
then
ahchai (saiful jefri ) pass by .so they go back to class.
shafiq damn pandai go play cube . ungku pass by. oooh .
die . cube gone . ungku ask him go field .kena whack by piza. so sad for shafiq .
at tuition, me and edwin pakat to bring cube. shafqi despo , raba raba my bag for the cube .
this is called WITHDRAWAL . and COLD TURKEY .
hear it click shafiq .
and that was the weirdo on my RIGHT , in tuition .
the one on my LEFT .


pavanjit singh .
the infamous mr pavanjit
" if-i-do-like-that-to-you-you-like-or-not-ribena-will-suck-forever-in-my-life" singh .
now added another one . " i just testing you only."
super-lame . and he's going around insulting . and like " im testing u only."
so that day me and pang were like
"aiya, pavan dunno the concept , damn lame . lame until blog kena SPAM . SPAM . "
then he's like
"you damn cool la?"
no la. testing you only .kena bengang in the whole crowd.
speaking of blog , what happened to pavan's?
the pavan234.blogpsot . aka rbena will suck 4ever in my life.
after the SPAM (super funny! great work!)
pavan's cbox was transformed into an imaginary world
where ungku shaves his armpits white , amarpreet's gay (he's straight , pavan dunno la.) , got panasjit , and maliah carey is interested in pavan .
the blog url was changed , and due to overwhelming lameness , and another spamming in which piza supposedly has super-breast muscles , he deleted his LAME blog .
yay!

and now, on to ungku . ungku salleh , admired by zoe for his flabs .
constantly bragging , ok fine.
proudly talking about his artisticness , interior design-nerness , how he knows how to style himslef. blabla bla la.
so he's teaching lukisan teknik . and he's talking bout his pencil set , and explaning what's the B in 2B and the H in HB like he's some sort of expert .
H = hard, B =black .
then he talk about his drawings , 90% +++ one . cheh . bangga .
then he say eh worked in a steadlar factory (stationery one)
"kayu tu , letak carbon , letak kayu lagi , *SHOOO!* potong jadi pensel . "
me and shaarvin trying NOT to laugh .
"saya dulu kerja kat sana . bawah company CISCO . "
shaarvin : "what ...engineer ah."
me: " cisco is security guard i think.? "
shaarvin: " cheapskate . he steal the pencils at night"
ungku recently hates cubes. he goes around rampas-ing them .
today un's one kena . then next door kena check .we all frenzy go hide the cubes .
put in the table "drawer" then turn it towards the wall . the best one was ..
the window ledge , the high one , put the cubes there .
nicely got one big "MERDEKA" banner there . so nice .
shaarvin's cube behind mahatir's face .
then we saw suku jogging with a bunch of ppl . what 's HE doing there?
ah fine .we waved like he was one kind of superstar .he waved like he was the king .hahah .