the singing sotong

ok...got this form 1 fella
lim cheng (not my bro, cousin or WADEVER . )
not my godbro . no christy , your suggestion is NO WAY gonna happen...
christy become my godbro also better.
he sings .
ya
hes like sotong. carry a huge sling bag . lembik .
ok i shall not discriminate any further .

pls go youtube and type LCLKLS in the search bar..
he sings various songs like ajent J , umbrella and bleeding love .

do *not* support these indie singers who are killing my fav songs...
ok..maybe i shouldnt say that...

maybe its his way of EXPRESSING himself..
girls find him cute .
awww

*edit * apparently the video has spread to KL . good luck lclkls .

Security or Problem Mentality?

you know ah...the school guard
yes the one with the apple bottom jeans.. boots
yep .

on monday i just came to school...then one bus from pahang was going out of my sch . so the guard.. went and like...directed?? (come on la who can see u . ) the bus out.. then ah he stand in the middle of the road like its his bapak punya jalan then forced one white car which looks like its falling apart to brake *SCREECH * lucky that car still has good brakes or not the guard with he apple bottoms will become applesauce.... then he was standing with his hands on his hips...*ah...glamorous..* then the car was horning .. *BEEP* he tak kisah then after a while then he walk to the gate smiling from ear to ear..

my mum ask " that is the guard? '
yea.
"wah boots wor.."
yea.
"aiyo look at his backside . pants wear until like that.."
HAHAHA


so that day i feeling bored lah ... so i pass by him
me : "hi"
guard(G) : "HII AHHH ..APAH MACCAM??"
me:0.0.oohmygoodness. "baik lah"
G:"ARHH..BAIK KA..AMOI MANA??"
me: wtf? amoi?"takde la..."
G:"TAKDE??MANA BOLEH TAKDE LA TIPU LA"
me:*cabut lari*

then i went around telling everyone..
then
i got an idea...

when going back..
"eh bang . ada awek ah??"
G: "AWEK?? LU BALIK LA APA AWEK ."

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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how to pick up chair without bending over- useful for old folks

today ah..quite bored in class la
so we all talking nonsense..
and justin doing work...
and he fell asleep....
ya. and he sleep also got pose one leh!!! you know , his frenster pics...got the hand at the mouth...like...err ..."thinking" pose...

well , when he wasnt sleeping he showed us something ... the chair overturn then he use his foot to re-turn the chair up and his foot on the chair...quite cool la , dunno how to explain..

so we all bored right??
so i was like trying la ...
then it was so fun i did again...
and again..
then suddenly piza walk pass...
*SHIT*
*picks up the chair*
*stack it at the back*
*take broom*
*sweep*
"selamat petang cikgu!"
"mhmm ya ya "

-whew-

then after that justin came up with this thing...like
if teacher scolding you .
you ask .
"cikgu . ada banyak nak cakap? lama tak"
"lama lagi"
then do the chair thing and like
"sila duduk"

so i thought it was a good idea... so i was trying it out

"cikgu masih ada banyak nak cakap ah.."
then my teacher came in ...i quickly acted and like
"thats what my fren say to the teacher leh! damn daring leh!then the teacher was like ..."
*teacher went out*

good good

overturn the chair , re-turn it , kick it forward . cekap ...haha ...

can do this for foa man.. ec got lots of acting talent...

edwin changes history ...

ok ok ...at this time im seriously supposed to be sleeping , tomoro hav to wake up early bla bla... but then watch anime until 11.30 , then watch survivor then no mood to sleep loh now its 12.30 and im blogging...

ok..so ... ya... on thursday got visitors from japanese sch , err something something high sch from osaka la. then aneel got to sit in between 4 girls..ahah

so anyway we supposed to bring them around... prefects wor ... so me , justin , edwin and nabil went to the tun hussein onn museum (THOM) to prepare stuff..

so we all were like thinking what to say and trying to rmmbr the stuff abt sultan abu bakar... (sejarah really bad , sorry ) then edwin was complaining abt his tie ( his tie and badge kena rampas by ungku gemuk coz he roll up his sleeves in class, which is acctually allowed) , he was wearing student tie la

so... in a stroke of genius ...
edwin saw the mannequins wearing the ec prefect uniform
*lightbulb*
*grabs tie , pull it off the mannequin *
*puts his tie there *
*adjusts*
"EDWIN WHAT THE HELL U DOING?? "
"shhh"
*aiya this tie so long*
*footsteps*
"shit shit shit...mohan coming...panir also "
*kelam-kabut put his student tie on the mannequin *
*mohan comes in*
*we distract teacher , while me and nabil "cover" edwin*
that part's done , but edwin sucks at agak agak tie the necktie... so...

meanwhile , all the japs are in
and we're like
this is the sultan of johor ...
* confused*
emperor , you know? king?
"oh oh oh !! hai hai hai.. " << dunno they understand or not
anyway we dunno if the understand us and they dunno if we understand them...apart from the jap class students la .

then before that they had a performance.. some kind of japanese dance
energetic and fast.. quite nice to watch
formation quite nice
then at the end they crowd around one guy and he opens a banner ...

*tengtengtengteng~*

" terima kashi " with little hearts at the "i" where the dot should be...

how nice .

really .

"terima kashi" to you too... =D

moustache-less

oh ya . and shaarvin moustache'less... please don't tell me you didnt notice...
anyway..he looks much..younger???
and his face looks ... longer?
wait la...i try and get pics .

thestupid-crazy-useless-lousy-security-guard.

our school... got this stupid new security guard .
he got these
apple bottom jeans ( tight pants.. -.-)
boots (yea high boots with like little pockets where he put pen , no fur )

and security guard's job - is to ..well security . but he kepoh. wan tahan ppl who din wear badge la , come late la , din wear tie properly la ...

so everyone hates him , obviously ...
and when going back and we line up he shouts at us and make stupid garang face .
so we boo and boo and booooooo at him ..
so he shouts more lo . smple .

that day , i came to sch and he sleepin in the pondok .
so i call my many diabolical friends
and we are gonna shout at him "OI TIDUR KA? "
fun fun fun... shout !!!!
hahaha everyone laughing and hide .
i go behind the car ..
pavan the others go behind the wall ...
pavan ..so high , he doesnt notice the air-con compresser
*bang* guess it doesnt hurt for him..
anyway the fella woke up and the 2G ppl were telling him "gila ah gila ah" while he was brandishing a stick and shouting at them ..

stress hor . poor guy . NOT . so he go complain to the teacher , teacher say is not his line of work to scold ppl ...
and teacher tell us dun kacau him ..haha

mrs tan ah , said that the guard probably abit sot sot .
she said that the guard told her :

"esok saya nak bawa senapang .."

bring la . we got counterstrike weapons specialist .

Perng-Derek Sniper Team

Ok...i should have posted this before the paper war stuff..
since it happened b4 tt ..
anyway..
pathma away till 25th... so no moral .. so what did we do during tt one hour??
our class occupied...so we are wanderers.. for 1 hour ...
so we sat at the pondok outside bilik guru ..
then the class nearby , sumita teaching ...
so perng and derek drinking bungkus drinks ... and as usual got ice...so memang will play shooting..with straws
so after shooting each other.. they saw sumita . perng tried to shoot her .
so did derek
then perng tried again
so did derek
and perng
and derek .
end of the day , no one hit sumita .
and everyone masuk class for 20 mins and play paper war... not the one i blog abt just now..got one more b4 ...
aaron ad michael .. aaron - use tactical shield
michael - tactless . throw only
aaron - take he paper , then throw back .
aaron wins the round . clapclap ..~

Caught in the crossfire .

projectiles fly over me , barely missing the heads of the many innocent civilians .

war takes many casualties .
the unsuspecting .
the unprepared .
the helpless.
the BORED .

now this war... is between shaarvin / shafiq /aaron /michael vs nabil . poor nabil .

and it involves PAPER . not bullets..

ok so where was i ..

ok . so now we throw paper balls around , hit nabil...
BUT
poor justin (innocent civilian ) is sitting next to nabil ...
and .. he's caught in the crossfire.. haha ..

soon , everyone notices that 55% of the stuff hits justin . so.. they unleash their warcry -
"AIM JUSTIN!"

so justin 's soldier instinct ( nonsense la .. more like counterstrike instinct .. ) takesover and he whips out his "tactical shield ." ( book ) << ( just now aso got one war... aaron vs michael . aaron also use tacical shield - chair . )

the condition of the war worsens as 3/4 of the civilians are evacuated (malay go pray). the unlucky few are left behind.government rule is abandoned as the leaders flee (teacher chao dy . )

the war goes out of hand as those involved exploit the whole area ( classroom) and send forces around . poor justin is trapped as he is attacked from all directions , wth is only defence - his leg and a water bottle ( he take the bottle and try to "baseball " the paper and use his leg to kick ...damn funny .) .michael on the other hand is damn sesat until u can hit his head with paper ball 4 times in a row ( rebound, rebound, rebound... the he get up and say "WHO THROW?" )
even justin seow also playing ( 0.o. ) so shaarvin so happy and seronok playing , he needs to take a toilet break.. he comes back...with a rubber band.

"nabil gonna die...WHERE NABIL?? "
*nabil walks i with shafiq *
"AH! . YOU DIE "
*poink* lastik-s nabil with paper bullets made by our ammo specialist-shafiq .
**** SHAARVIN!!!

A New Look For a New Tommorow!

Shaarvin Pillai .
Well known for his.. moustache ..hehe ..
but come tommorow , a new look - minus moustache .
WHY??
he's gonna cut it..
WHY?
coz... zainal ask him to..

just now , during seni... zainal saw shaarvin .
"Oi. misai bila nak potong? "
- minggu depan cikgu .
"hah? bila?"
- -.-* ... TAHUN DEPAN CIKGU .
"apa?!? tahun depan? siapa cakap punya ?"
-bapak .
"kalau bapak kau tak nak kau potong pergi berhenti sekolah la . "
-mhm.
"dengar tak?"
-ya.
"kau nak saya lempang kau?? " << he said this to justin also..ahah
-tak nak . saya pergi potong la.
*bengang* ..
-i not gonna cut.u see la

*later*..

Piza come . sees shaarvin .
"eh . boy . sini kau . bila nak potong misai? tahun depan ah . "
-er... tak cikgu ... nanti balik saya potong .
"baik kau potong "
-okie.

hey shaarvin . go stage styling and style your moustache la.. haha


i cant wait...

Rope,songs,piano keys ?

"Love hurts , but sometimes it's a good hurt and it feels like i'm alive " Incubus -Love Hurts

Sadness , hurt , grief , sorrow . all these emotions make us human, make us what we are , make us feel ALIVE .

Joy ,happiness , pride . All these nice feelings . Why can't we have these all the time ?

Bad times , and good times . Conflict . Friendship . Hatred . All come together .

You can't escape fate . The good and bad are entwined . Like a rope , you know ?

entwined , its a strong rope . seperated , it's kinda useless...

having a streak of bad times ? tomorow may just be your lucky break .

being lucky ? be thankful for it . tomorow evrything may change .

Like what someone told me recently ,

Life is like a piano ,

the WHITE keys are happy moments ,

the BLACK keys are sorrow

BUT , played together -

melodious .

So you see , the good and bad , happiness and sorrow , THAT is life .

stay positive ppl , persevere !!

Salute-worthy ( grabbed from another blog)

sourced from christy's blog . this post IS also SALUTE -WORTHY .

Model student
Pavanjit Singh (hereafter known as EC ROKS. *swt*)

Principle of life
Do and maintain what you have said, never let no one change your mind. - "Anyways, i have approve that who ever wan say ribena go on i tak perasan anymore"
*source : pavan234.blogspot.com

Example of superb discipline and standing by his strong principles of life.
-although tempted by the rather inviting thought of shouting " YOU WATCH OUT IN ROHAINI"

Christy says:
ribena

Christy says:
ribena

EC ROKS says:
tak perasan

Christy says:
ribena

EC ROKS says:
tak perasan

Christy says:
ribena

Christy says:
ribena

Christy says:
ribena

EC ROKS says:
tak perasan

Christy says:
ribena

Christy says:
ribena

EC ROKS says:
tak perasan

Christy says:
ribena

Christy says:
ribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribenaribena

EC ROKS says:
tak perasan and don care or give a damn




We need more people like that on earth.







*Mei Chin nods in agreement*










I shall now bear the ribena-ish consequences.


Goodbye, cruel world.

goodbye christy! the cruel world shall remember your last contribution to society .

interesting...

Interesting Facts II

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma. (drink coconuts!)

4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. ( lolz. concrete donkey from worms?)

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.( why pigs still so fat?)

7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.(poor aneel)

8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.(definitely NOT shaarvin)

10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from
each salad served in first-class.

12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.(LOL)

17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined. ( see that?? )

18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
wearing them in public.

20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.(mickey?)

21. Pearls melt in vinegar.

22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.(0.o)

23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
Budweiser, in that order.

24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the
engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground
floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains
all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson
Clinton.

28. Turtles can breathe through their butts. (ahha ... imagine when they fart)

29. Butterflies taste with their feet.(step on shit)

30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
nuclear weapons combined.
The list continues below

31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.(tak nak to ballpoints!)

32. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
(shaarvin hates bugs...anything bigger than an ant.)

33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

34. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
(the reason's obvious)

35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

37. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
(im trying...)

38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
(haha...remember that when you build your house)

39. A snail can sleep for three years.

40. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
(then i shall invent one.)

41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing. SCARY!!!

43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

44. All polar bears are left handed.

45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
(egyptian waxing?)

46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.

48. "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
(how about "oh" ?? "hey! u cut the wrong leg! " .. " oh.." )

49. *_*

50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

52. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

53. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

did you lick yours?

i did . (tried to)

KAN YU UNDERSTAND ME?

Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ........ The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish."

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c" . . . Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k." This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f." This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mess of the silent "e's" in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and the "w" with "v."

During the fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After ze fifz yar, ve vil hav a realy sensibl vriten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evryvun vil find it easy tu understand each ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!

VAT ZE ****!!!!

=D

justin punya kepala

ok..so i've done one on pavan ... and i definitely need to do one on justin...ahha
ok .. so ..abt justin
forget the bios the bday all tt NOT IMPORTANT .

ok..so justin is a nice person . nicknamed jlow ...and and... aiyahe loves HIS hair ... go his frenster and see la .. and he loves to pose...(CAMWHORE.)-haha..<>

always always always CANNOT resist checking his hair in front of the mirror .

lucky for him , our sch got numerous mirrors around the sch compound .
at least 10 la i think . not including the...other reflective surfaces eg: cars , windows ,shiny metal signboards...
and when going back.. got two ways . one through canteen one past bilik guru ... yup..here .. which way will he choose?

undoubtly , he wants to check his refelction b4 he go back by bus .. so he can go pikat perempuan.. so...

he goes by the bilik guru way . why? got more mirror la . see below...

1st mirror , after our classroom .justin will turn and look then stay ... unless we pull him away .

2nd mirror , black tinted glass

. convenient .

3rd mirror , straight ahead . outside bilik guru ...

4th mirror , outside koperasi . notice the "love our maktab " there... more like " love our hair.."

for justin

and...the final and last mirror to ensure tt his hair is in perfect condition .


but we usually mess up his hair AFTER this mirror...ehhe...

justin gets really agressive when u kacau his hair . like pavan when u tease him abt his H....

start with H also , but different stuff k ?

kena kick whack punch slap throw stuff y jlow is common...if u kacau his hair , that is...ahah

*DID YOU KNOW ? *

justin's head is special .

take a look ,

dont get the picture?

...

...

...

HEART SHAPED HEAD??!?! WOW .

aiya these kind of things is fa xian dao by ppl like us who got nth to do ...

word get around fast , and many ppl go see .

justin: "what u all staring at my head for?? "

"MACHA ...YOUR HEAD HEART SHAPED LA!!!"

Aku Sebuah Meja

this is the story of a table...
who lived a hard life and died a table...
though it looks like crap in this photograph..

...


aiya photographs later...

long time din do this type.. ok..


*AHEM*

aku sebuah meja . aku diperbuat daripada kayu ( THEN WHAT? ) kakiku dibuat daripada besi ...

saya dilahirkan di kilang meja pada ** ** **** < who give a damn abt the date.


saya diletakkan di kelas ** << (dunno wad class ) dan aku digunakan oleh seorang pelajar yang amat rajin . setiap hari , dia tulis algebra dan mathematical calculations di atas muka saya . cis!!! marahnya aku ( UTTER NONSENSE... the previous user is UNKNOWN. )




>>>>>FAST FORWARD >>>>

2005 ..2006 ...2007 ....2008 ...2009 ...


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2008

saya ditempatkan di kelas 2A . saya memanglah tua ... muka aku telah dijahanamkan oleh banyak pelajar. namun , saya tetap sebuah meja .


lapisan luar saya telahpun terkupas ... walaupun tiada gambar yang diambil , saya agak -agak kelihatan seperti ini pada tahap tersebut :

<<>

kesiannya aku!!! semacam itu tidak cukup meyeksakan , seorang budak sial yang bernama michael asyik menggunakan pembaris untuk mengorek perutku << ( ??? he use ruler to scrape...i dunno how to say ).... aduh ... keluarlah cebisan daging daging aku ( sawdust lerr) ...

tetapi malang tidak berbau ... seorang lagi budak sial dari sesi pagi telah karate chopkan aku ... sehinggalah timbullah retakkan ... aduh ...

*tiada gambar *

TETAPI ..malang memang memang memang tidak berbau ...

seorang lagi BUDAK SIAL pergi duduk di atas aku ... namanya...

JUSTIN LOW .

<>

kini , saya berpera ( emo-ing. emotional = perasaan . so emo = pera? ) di belakang kelas .

sedihnya... T.T

kalau tak cukup emo lagi.. seorang lagi budak kepalaotak sial yang namanya nabil ...

AKU BADAN DAH PECAH PERGI PECAHKAN LAGI..!!!!

AHHH...AKU NAK MATI..TAPI TAK BOLEH MATI... T.T ...

first aid on fridays ...

every friday , we hav first aid class in sch . something to look forward to ... hehe
so every week sure got something nice happen ...
yesterday was...
cervical collar and stretcher
then ivan went talk about inspiration and expiration ( nothing to do with new ideas and sour milk) ... ok la . he talked about the lungs...

so as usual pavanjit was kurang ajar-ing with ivan ... and irwin and isaac were there... so...haha

first up was the cervical collar , so justin became the unfortunate ... "victim" and his hair got messed up and .. and... irwin .. forget abt tt...

first thing he did when he got up was... do his hair >_> ...

then... ivan teaching abt lungs and lungs

"...controls muscles that control the bones of the ribcage , 24 in total..."

and derek going on about bak kut teh..

" ...ribs... pai gu ... "

*ivan writes on board*

" those who din bring notes please shut up and listen . "

derek : "eh eh ... and ah the bakuteh ah.."

ivan : *AHEM * ... *taps board*

derek : oh... ok ok

ivan : ok . so inspiration begins when ...

isaac : ivan strips !!!!

ivan : *tap board*

isaac: *taa-daaaaaaa * ~ * waves book in the air...*

ivan: ... still shut up la...

isaac: okie~

then there was the stretcher part ...

aaron and aneel super stretcher team!!! lol

A Psychological Analysis Of Pavanjit Singh

ok...so i have little or no intention of.. taking psychology ... but this one just for fun ya...no offence to pavan , and others mentioned here...

pavanjit - student of english college .
observation - under constant emotional pressure ( from friends , teachers and relationship problems.. )
relationships? you mean like boy and girl relationships??
ya la . damn choral speaking la ...justin and his script ..
ANYWAY...back to pavan ...

behaviour :

shows signs of agressiveness with usage of profane language
- degree of aggressiveness increases with conversation

case study :
Pavan is upstairs at the opposite block ...
"pavan ... tak jadi wish heng happy birthday?? "
*blady bastard ... rohaini time u die . *
"aww...dun sad laaaaaa"
*shit . you balik time i go find u * <<>damn dog . rehat time u watch out . * <<>F***** i COMING DOWN NOW. ... *
malangnya...im still alive ... coz ... teacher was in class... haha

this proves the increasing degrees of pavan's aggressiveness.

Pavan usually reacts by strangling and choking people , like me .

He also has multiple personality disorder , and responds when called "heng " , by strangling...

Pavanjit also is suspected to be suffering from schrizophrenia ...
alot of things sound like "heng " to him .

He also shows and aversion to a certain flavoured drink called " RIBENA " , showing severe aggressiveness when mentioned.

"ribena sucks . lim sucks . " <<>CONCLUSION :

Pavanjit should be restrained to prevent further damage to property , and human lives .
Under the International Salvation of Humanity Act ( 1903 ,1966 , 1975 *UTTER NONSENSE*) , anything posing danger to humanity should be removed immediately ..

kill pavan?? NO WAY!!! ... throw him in tanjung rambutan can liao... =D

what the heck la ... too bored . oi . pavan .. jangan sensitive when u read this... heng ... dun angry ...just a joke ya ..

saturday ...

uhm...first post after a very long time...
forgot to bring phone to sch today... cant take pics for nice blog post...aiya ...

prefect meeting...start 8.00 until 10.30 ...

well, at least thats what the letter said ... in REALITY

*poof*

8.30 untl 11.30!! sit till leg numb ... sin chen yong unleased his garang-ness heheh...

then we all and alex go run to astaka ... got training
in the end my training is : masuk baris , sedia , ke kanan lurus with no timing...
for like 5minutes ONLY
and listen to senior abt who was the best team for marching : then moustache ( shaarvin XD ) or pavan team or or or..

in the end , ivan said the best team is ...

" of course my team la . ivan rox . " << BOOO =)

then got first aid... triage , rescue scene evaluation ... ivan pissed yoke perng and gwee off .... say if leg amputated lose 4 litres of blood ( body got 6 litres - 60% in abdomen area... lol )

and gwee go do funny notes for the form 1s ...

"SENIOR YOKE PERNG BURNING HAIR " with person's head on fire pic... (see what i mean by no pic... )

aiya y din bring phone....damn damn damn...