Security or Problem Mentality?

you know ah...the school guard
yes the one with the apple bottom jeans.. boots
yep .

on monday i just came to school...then one bus from pahang was going out of my sch . so the guard.. went and like...directed?? (come on la who can see u . ) the bus out.. then ah he stand in the middle of the road like its his bapak punya jalan then forced one white car which looks like its falling apart to brake *SCREECH * lucky that car still has good brakes or not the guard with he apple bottoms will become applesauce.... then he was standing with his hands on his hips...*ah...glamorous..* then the car was horning .. *BEEP* he tak kisah then after a while then he walk to the gate smiling from ear to ear..

my mum ask " that is the guard? '
yea.
"wah boots wor.."
yea.
"aiyo look at his backside . pants wear until like that.."
HAHAHA


so that day i feeling bored lah ... so i pass by him
me : "hi"
guard(G) : "HII AHHH ..APAH MACCAM??"
me:0.0.oohmygoodness. "baik lah"
G:"ARHH..BAIK KA..AMOI MANA??"
me: wtf? amoi?"takde la..."
G:"TAKDE??MANA BOLEH TAKDE LA TIPU LA"
me:*cabut lari*

then i went around telling everyone..
then
i got an idea...

when going back..
"eh bang . ada awek ah??"
G: "AWEK?? LU BALIK LA APA AWEK ."

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD