Monday, April 7, 2008

A Psychological Analysis Of Pavanjit Singh

ok...so i have little or no intention of.. taking psychology ... but this one just for fun ya...no offence to pavan , and others mentioned here...

pavanjit - student of english college .
observation - under constant emotional pressure ( from friends , teachers and relationship problems.. )
relationships? you mean like boy and girl relationships??
ya la . damn choral speaking la ...justin and his script ..
ANYWAY...back to pavan ...

behaviour :

shows signs of agressiveness with usage of profane language
- degree of aggressiveness increases with conversation

case study :
Pavan is upstairs at the opposite block ...
"pavan ... tak jadi wish heng happy birthday?? "
*blady bastard ... rohaini time u die . *
"aww...dun sad laaaaaa"
*shit . you balik time i go find u * <<>damn dog . rehat time u watch out . * <<>F***** i COMING DOWN NOW. ... *
malangnya...im still alive ... coz ... teacher was in class... haha

this proves the increasing degrees of pavan's aggressiveness.

Pavan usually reacts by strangling and choking people , like me .

He also has multiple personality disorder , and responds when called "heng " , by strangling...

Pavanjit also is suspected to be suffering from schrizophrenia ...
alot of things sound like "heng " to him .

He also shows and aversion to a certain flavoured drink called " RIBENA " , showing severe aggressiveness when mentioned.

"ribena sucks . lim sucks . " <<>CONCLUSION :

Pavanjit should be restrained to prevent further damage to property , and human lives .
Under the International Salvation of Humanity Act ( 1903 ,1966 , 1975 *UTTER NONSENSE*) , anything posing danger to humanity should be removed immediately ..

kill pavan?? NO WAY!!! ... throw him in tanjung rambutan can liao... =D

what the heck la ... too bored . oi . pavan .. jangan sensitive when u read this... heng ... dun angry ...just a joke ya ..

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