thestupid-crazy-useless-lousy-security-guard.

our school... got this stupid new security guard .
he got these
apple bottom jeans ( tight pants.. -.-)
boots (yea high boots with like little pockets where he put pen , no fur )

and security guard's job - is to ..well security . but he kepoh. wan tahan ppl who din wear badge la , come late la , din wear tie properly la ...

so everyone hates him , obviously ...
and when going back and we line up he shouts at us and make stupid garang face .
so we boo and boo and booooooo at him ..
so he shouts more lo . smple .

that day , i came to sch and he sleepin in the pondok .
so i call my many diabolical friends
and we are gonna shout at him "OI TIDUR KA? "
fun fun fun... shout !!!!
hahaha everyone laughing and hide .
i go behind the car ..
pavan the others go behind the wall ...
pavan ..so high , he doesnt notice the air-con compresser
*bang* guess it doesnt hurt for him..
anyway the fella woke up and the 2G ppl were telling him "gila ah gila ah" while he was brandishing a stick and shouting at them ..

stress hor . poor guy . NOT . so he go complain to the teacher , teacher say is not his line of work to scold ppl ...
and teacher tell us dun kacau him ..haha

mrs tan ah , said that the guard probably abit sot sot .
she said that the guard told her :

"esok saya nak bawa senapang .."

bring la . we got counterstrike weapons specialist .