prefect camp

wowww. so long i din come online.
so much to say .last week's first aid class was top notch . thank you ivan , pavan and edwin .
and happy birthday to the many people who had birthdays recently , toh wee soon, sebastian (ng hong soon) , jace, irwin , chong jj , and the rest. hahah . HAPPY BIRTHDAY =D

so , the 2nd prefect camp of 2008 is over .

comments?

nice, great. i can say better than the march one .
although the facilities aren't so good , (i can hear edwin shouting about the toilets)
camp is about hardship. so dont complain.

so, what did we do????

. . . DAY 1. . .

set off from school . reached the place (kem kaizen , gunung pulai ) at around...4 ?
so we were given a briefing .1st impression?
" the faci DAMN KUAI LAN" , says edwin . he's called "abang yon"
and happens to be my fren's uncle. hahahahha .
so we put our stuff. amazing .
40+ guys in one dorm . (dorm's smaller than...actioncity?around tt size . )
and the girls . 14 in one dorm the same size. amazing amazing.
the sleeping part? like two raised stages where we put tilams.
so !

whats our 1st activity ? grouping by the camp com and an activity .
about circle, square , triangle and wave shapes. ahhaha. dont need to mention la.
at night, the real stuff .

then while the others having prayer , we sit at the pondok talk ghost stories . woohoo . that shall be in a seperate post.

**NIGHT WALK **

whats that? we walk in the pitch black darkness holding a rope through the trail. haha.

" night . when darkness falls and the greedy black maw of night blends with the horizon . when deception looms and things are not what they seem . where the greedy black maw swallows truth and spews fear from its cavity .. "

ahhh whatever.
so we are given numbers. im 21. sean thum is 22 .
"lim, make sure we get out alive . i want to see her . "
ok!
so at first kinda scared . but then we just walk .
walk
walk . then ,
"assalamualaikum"
what?? the faci told the muslim ppl if they see
"mahkluk menyerupai manusia " say the salam 5 times.
"assalamualaikum"
im like thinkin what to say . dont reply later he freaked out. haha.
so i say , "assalamualaikum"
ehh. wrong reply.
"i 21 !! im 21!!!"
"ok ok! saya 23 . "
so now we got 4 ppl . 21 22 23 24 in a row .
walk somemore and you can hear something like,
"OHMYGOD MY LEG . " hey its afiq.
"AHHH SHIT!!! GOT GAUNG!!" sounds like nabil .
"AHAHAH NABIL GEEMUKKKKK WHAT THE - " edwin .
"EDWIN! BE CAREFUL !! " justin .
so much for "not supposed to make noise "
hahahha. so we have like one big row . poor nabil fell down alot alot. got on
mud slope, we just like. slide down . hahah .

so the trail is only 300m . but we took almost an hour. hahah .
but it was fun . so there's like a discussion after that .
then he asks us abt our feelings.
then he tells us . " kamu telah lalui kawasan kubur . "
*silence *
now what are your feelings?


*muahahhaha* but is there REALLY a graveyard?

lights off - 12.30 .
kuai lan faci come shine light and bang door. lol .
how we fit 40 ppl?
2 matress space= at least 4 or 5 people.
nabil , sean , me , justin . sleep inside abit , so edwin can sleep on the side .

0 0 0 0 O = nabil/sean/me/justin
_____ ____ is edwin .

nvm . confusing . hahahha . so we slept at ... maybe 2 ? almost .
coz edwin's telling us his foot is in nabil's face .
then justin's humming songs.
"what song is tt? " i ask him.
justin: " huh?you can hear ah . sorry .i pretending i play bass. "
HAHAHAH. sean on the other hand is having sweet dreams about his angel apparently . shhh.
nabil is telling edwin to move his smelly foot . edwin is telling justin his hair very spiky.
edwin suddenly talking abt one senior.
"weiii look look ! faster!!! * naked!!! serious!!"

* - name disclosed.

---- Day 2 ----

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
like one air raid siren . morning call . woots .
yes 5 am , we also must wake up . why?
got "moral class"
not many of us bother to bathe . hahah . dont ask .
so what we do in "moral class" ???
count squares , list down studd you can do with eraser , jambu and err. tayar.
and sleep of course.
just then cap.jagtish ask us.
"what are your comments so far? honest , spicy juicy comments ."

"facilitator DAMN KURANG AJAR . " << sounds like? haha
"toilet cant flush!! sucks!!"
"facilities are bad . bad . bad. "
"food sucks!" << girls say .
"marvelous."

marvelous??? who said that? daniel raj .whats with him? read on .

so morning stuff we go to the field and senam. then play games with other sch.
no need to mention.


then there's a session . write down your strengths and weaknesses .
daniel raj? he likes to lie . aww .
suggestions pour in .
"tetapi saya tertagih "
oh my . thats bad.
more suggestions .
"terima kasih.saya insaf. "
whaahahahhaha.

then sunway college ppl .

next activity .
**kembara belantara ** << jungle adventure .

description? jungle trekking .
as usual , we have our numbers .
" head count!!!"
1, 2,3 ,4 ,5 ,6 7, 8, 9, 10 , 11.
11 is shafiq . his "sebelas " is very low . hahah .

first , walk on the "jalan british "
a rocky path apparently british used . then the map says we will reach two branches .
one forked and one straight .
walk walk walk.
see tiny little branch .
"there there!! forked branch!"
walk some more.
there's the real branch . tree trunk rather . hahah .
there ee ling falls into a bush . then suddenly some ppl dont dare to jump from on top. haha .
walk on and we reach an old british gun fort , where a sleepy faci is waiting.
the gun is gone of course. there the water path starts .
we din drink the water . looks nice tho . haha . walk walk walk.
kinda shallow . walk walk walk. walk walk.
getting deeper. walk walk. we not supposed to walk on the tanah coz got hornets . wow.
ever heard of pokok nibung?
the stem is bloody thorny .
i went and grab a mini one hanging from above.
soon, im busy plucking thorns from my left hand. haha
left 3 splinters . shit.
getting deeper . now its knee deep. when ppl trip , they splash .
when water splash , ppl get wet . cap.shafiq is wet from neck to toe. hahah.
after the swampy part , its on to climbing the hill .
while climbing we hear dinash , edwin and nabil .
group 4 is behind! group 2 is right in front though .
up hill 1 , down hill 1 , then up hill 2 .
where they told us " pemandangan seluruh pontian"
yea , nice. but was that seluruh pontian..? nvm .
so we walk down down down .
down . then we climb up one "cliff" which was easy . ahha.
walk walk walk . walk . ta da.
back at kem kaizen entrance.

super nice. what more when the faci (not the kurang ajar one) tells us we got outdoor cooking 2nite.

a.k.a barbeque.
thats what we think la .the juniors are all saying 'babikew" especially chiang. haha
FIRST! go bathe stinky ppl.

i luv the toilet.



then another "moral" session . the faci 's are not there and we are talking crap.ahah.im squeezing my finger to get the stupid thorns out . 1 down 2 to go.

dinner time? i thought the BABIKEW?
no lah . this is just a "snack"
nasi goreng . salty and hot . ahahhaha.
one packet of oreo gone .someone out there owes me one packet of oreo. i know who.

so , what's this outdoor cooking?
table, BBQ pit , fan , cold drinks and chairs?
no la. 5 matches , tin foil, 22 pieces of marinated secret recipe with 100 spices chicken , soya sauce, chili sauce, and plates.

woohoo! cook-your- own- chicken -time.

luckily we have shafiq in our team!!
dont underestimate opur cap. coz he's good at starting fires.

whats the plan?
two tree roots , forming a natural pit. so we dig a small hole , and go find wood.
then wrap the chicken in foil and put inside . cover .
start the fire slowly .
gettin bigger . put more wood.

soon group 3 is sitting around a roaring fire

our teacher drops by .
"ehh mana ayam? "
we look around and we see other teams using stuff like big rocks to make a stand and bamboo as holders.
hmm .
"ayam? entah mereka belum hantar la. sementara tu buat api. sudah besar wei."
"yyaaaa tuhan...ambik at kantin la. 1 jam saja!! cepat cepat!!!"
"tak la cikgu , ayam at bawah . "

so 3 ppl asked us the question.
we went and dug up the chicken . not cooked. re-bury and re-burn .
finally its cooked. first taste.
"ummm. sedap!"
yeahhh. its nice. seriously.
so we go find nice leaf /flower for deco .
there's a chicken presentation . team cheer + chicken .
we got the cheer part down pat.
came up with a haka dance . there you know the rugby ppl . hahah.
now for the chicken .
so we got a nice applause . group 5 went with a twist tho .
they presented at the top , not bottom . then did like some sort of ... royal tribute or something.
got the raja (wong) , permaisuri ( hanita) and anak raja ( rohaizad. happened to be his bday,)

chinese + indian = malay. SCANDALLLLLOUSSS . shh . sorry sorry .

so as usual there's no winner . coz everyone apparently is too good. faci got such easy jobs eh?

so !!! EAT!
there's the chicken, drinks , kueh , and and and .
fresh from the orchard of one of our teacher's frens .or was it the faci . nvm

RAMBUTAN CEMPEDAK AND DURIAN DURIAN DURIAN .

wow. eat indeed . 40bucks of durian waiting there. i just got sick last week bcoz of durian .
what dont kill me makes me stronger .
*stuffs some durian*
nice.

rambutan .suddenly i can peel . hahahha. eat rambutan for cooling-ness.
everyone high la. hahha. after after after that.
oh yea. the dorm next door is empty . so means its now 40 ppl = 2 dorms .
yay! more space.

tonight, everyone feeling hot coz of durians. edwin and nabil are like .

" nice la wei just now *crunch* "
" *crunch* ya la. your chicken cooked ah? "
crunch?
" ya la see the pro - shit!! aiya drop! "
"ohhh nabil you DIE. "
"ahh here. *crunch* "
ohhh . potato chips . hahah.
then justin's not doing imaginary bass tonight . sean's dreaming of his angel again .
sleep la.

****DAY 3****

wake up .moral session again . what we do? sleep .
i wake up . seniors are playing pepsi cola. that game where you step on ppl's foot.

chiang is sleeping on the chair . facing right .
K1 ( kong #1 . the kong twins ) sleeping another chair .face left .
K2 is sleeping with his mouth open .
many suggestions to stuff something inside.
search my bag.
cough drops? nice ah.
in it goes .
stuck at the tongue .
suddenly his hand flies up and whack his own mouth .
jaw moves .
everyone's laughing.

later...

kong, nice ah the sweet .
"NICE!!! i eat already , wahhh can breathe so clearly . "

whats the next thing?
--obstacle course--

one of THE best i tell you .
#1 - log bridge . walk halfway i masuk sungai already . only like 8 ppl pass.
#2 - rope bridge . like triangles knotted in . easy .
#3 - floating platform . easy . wanted to stand there and dance abit but then . better not.haha
#4 - the "boneshaker" . hahah .a plank chained between two posts. walk and it will shake.
the trick, walk like crab . 3 ppl turn back . hahaha. i jump at the last part. shake
too much liao. haha
#5 - the tyre hanging down . afiq bang into me and both masuk sungai. 2nd dunking . haha
#6 -the smelly tunnel . eeee .
#7 - cable bridge. this is where the girls started. haha. easy.
#8 - im starting to lose count . rope bridge i think. crawl.easy.
aiya. forget it.
then got the monkey bars . i passed.hahah din expect that.
then there's this raft thingy . passed. lucky.
then the rope bridge again. this time is kanasai . not stable , will twist . so many ppl jatuh.
i pass, coz no fat ppl behind /in front me. yay .
then...the planks again. easy. then.
land obstacles. btw, the previous ones mostly above water . fall you get wet .
now land. climb tyre . then then then then

HIGHLIGHT!!! what our teacher called "sotong celup tepung"
and what we all were like, yuck about .
the crawling obstacle . only thing the pit is deeper and filled with water and you HAVE to dunk your head in coz they put sticks.
(ganesh cheated coz he's small. )
smelly smelly smelly. SICK! hhahahah.

the girls din have to do la. lol .
damn fun . not the sotong part.
hahaha.

bathe, pack up. then closing ceremony.
there's this guy, pak habib. giving a talk . edwin say he damn kurang ajar. but he damn good at talking .
talk all the stuff.
"you only walk this road once. "
"small ppl do small things, but in a great way"
and the cheekopek fella kept talkign abt the" CUTE pengacara majlis "
HAHAHAHAHAH.

so thank you to everyone , the faci's , kuai lan or not , everyone who made this camp nice.

and edwin smsed jace with my phone on the bus.

"actually i love you .i will love you till i die . i will risk my life for you"
you sound like edwin .
"no i am te original lim . i don lend my fon to edwin coz he will watch porn"
edwin stop lying .


HAHAHHAHAH. cheers.

forgotten stuff!

opps , i thought i posted it already?
so late sial .got prob .
anyway , thanks to everyone who wished me happy bday (SORRY, LATE)
and thanks for the gifts , i like the orange. thank you u dua dua .
exams are over .
and i tell
you .
this is one of the most
screwed-up
days i have
ever
HAD .
i was SICK , fever sore throat headache etc .
halfway maths paper headache . equations look funny .
not well, sleep early at 9.30 . wake up at 8 . haha .
just few hours of study . sivik DIE .
politics and parliment thingy . not anwar thingy (or anwar's thingy)
aihhh.
exams over .
and i got my new number . digi one, ask me for it .

stuff.

ok, since i've finished my 3 days of duty and my test is on monday , therefore my mum has
DISALLOWED me to go for flag day .
sorry seniors .
my mum asks me not to be angry with her .ok , im not angry .honest = D .

ok nvm , so there was this prefect's forum on wednesday?
at seta?
we walked there in one whole group , and ended up most of the prefects went .
including ian hannibal ( ha' any balls? ) who we din pick to go coz he so mengada -ada .
we reach there its past one , (1.10 , starts at 1 ) no prob coz only ec and seta .
in the end it starts at almost two . "masalah remaja "
first things first . lari dari rumah . the seta 1st speaker kinda semangat .edwin making all sorts of comment.
from that , suddenly jadi abt CINTA . then there's like ,
cinta bukan sekarang
cinta itu bukan salah
cinta itu boleh positif jika ia mendorong
cinta untuk selepas belajar .
the seta 1st speaker said something which damn semangat then the seta ppl
( i dont know what to say, ec ppl is collegians , sdj jaffarians . convent convenite? seta setains? )
clapped. then edwin went ,
"kurang aaajar .after kapten shafiq talk we clap ."
yea we had reason to . he said learning is lifelong . woots .then edwin damn semangat ...
so after that got masalah buli , and edwin was either cubing or looking at girls,
*LIM , look at that one!! WAHLAUEHHH . *
nevermind ... so after that , naturally we had to carry the chairs AGAIN .
200 chairs . more more prefects made the job easier , each carry one , tho some tried to be macho carry 5 at one time (eddy )
then me and nabil carry the long table to the canteen . we dunno where la , so we got a "guide"
we kept banging the table into the aircon compressors .
nabil blamed it on me , which i blamed on him, which he blamed on the guide. hahahaha.
the mee in seta is BETTER than the ec mee . not that i eat ec mee all the time.
back in school ...

i think i mentioned before, zoe's got 3 sons .
1st - justin coz he's cool . 2nd- aaron coz he's CUTE . 3rd -mike coz he WAS cute .
so i've drawn up a family tree .
kind of . i din draw and scan la . edwin's zoe's "husband" and jacelyn's " dad" which makes her mikeaaronjustin's sis . then mike and heng are longs lost twins romantically involved but cannot be together coz that would be INCEST , and thats not good .
so, heng says that aaron looks like my grandson , which would make me LOOK like his grandpa .
and aaron keeps asking abt "grandma" and i tell him he's not old enufXD .
then, shaarvin is the adopted kid, whom zoe says was chinese but kena suntan .
*mike .heard that? dont do it i tell you ..*
then shafiq is the next door neighbour who comes home in his ET spaceship .
but then i recovered from amnesia and found out that heng is twin in disguise , and im from some jealous fella who wanna sabo the whole family . heng's freckles are stick-on (but being with mike means she absorbed some of his abilities )

so , im out to ruin . dont tell them about this.shhh ...

day #

greetings . i have finished my mandatory 3 days work of flag day .5 days straight wake up early.yesshhhh .

no comment for yesterday , only jalan rubi's houses are damn big . i mean those few la .
crazy .
today, also no comment..
seah took my watch, i spent a day in school without my watch .
and looking at the class clock which is 10 minutes fast .
oh and, today .
i get to school and i see keshan and sathirien wearing st john uniform , (kesh full and sat half)
standing with all the pengawas .
"eih lim! come here.wanna go seta? "
seta?? what for ?
oh , the RIMUP program . sounds weird .
so we all think its like and exchange program , sit in class and study .
14 people, 7 form1s 7 form 2s
if not for the girls, these people wanna FLY CLASS ...
well not me . imma er... very *coughs* dilligent but i dont see much of a choice here .
coz im the ** of the ** . nvm .
ian hannibal the ****** wants to go .
heng z.x. also wants to go .
so its hengcock versus ianman .
tribal council . heng wins all votes DAMNIT . AMBIK TU IAN .
ian says his long lost fren is in seta. how sad . he almost cries ... *SERIOUS*

so, 2.30 . meet in front of bilik kaunselling .
ohho , so there's a prefect's forum in seta. tomorrow . and we go help out .
* 15 minutes and , 300 metres later *
we've formed a human chain and passing chairs on .
* 10 minutes later*
the chain's gone . 9 people arranging chairs .
4 people carrying chairs out .
1 person ( me) stuck at the back and sweating coz its damn stuffy , carrying chairs from the big piles .
10x 10 rows of chairs , and 2 sides .
10x 10 x 2 = 200. wheeeeeeeeeeeeee .
finally im done .and i've got sexyback coz keshan can see thru my shirt at the back .
*stands back to the wall for concealment *

ok, so who's actually involved?
seta prefect seniors are arranging the stuff .
some are hard at work talking with our captain
some are playing canon or fur elise or the black keys song (THAT song) on the piano in the corner.
some are talking to each other
some are telling how to do the backdrop , where to put the G and the A and stuff .
we are sitting in one bulatan , talking hancock .
*leave out the han, *
oh! it's 3 . how time flies . we are GOING BACK .
*stop*
not me and keshan though.
coz we "tinggi " and can help to pin the letters on the board.
so we're like pinning . im standing on the chair .
they're telling me not straight or straight (i'm straight , the letters are NOT . )
then halfway they say they wanna tukar arrangement!
"ini SENI cikgu!!!"
"itu berbeza kerana nak PENEGASAN "
that seriously looks like pengsan . never mind , take a break . have a kit kat.
we got no kit kat but we've got a CAT around here .
the cat freaks them out , coz it suddenly came.
then while they discussin , the cat goes near one of them , neo sin nee i think .
and i'm like thinking .
*what do cats do near people*

*SCREAM!*
the cat just rubbed itself on her leg . both the cat and the girl are freaked out..ahhaha
HAHHAHAHAH . me and keshan are like , "WE WERE WAITING FOR THAT . "
then she calls us evill . muahahhahah .
wonder if they remember me ... choral speaking time their tchr was telling them .
" we dont have to scream and shout to show that we are the best.."
(wonder who they're refering to..)
sudden impulse .
me appear from nowhere : YEAHHH
*turn around * *clapclapclap *
(i wonder what came to mind . )
ANYWAY ...
so we stick until like, 4 . then our teacher asks if they can manage coz we gtg .
SURE u can manage . ahhaha . and we fly class .
so nicely land smack back in EC right before rehat starts . woohoo.
OIWEDINGETFREEDRINKSORANYTHINGIZIT ?

no la .kidding . ahahhaha , pleased to help .
prefect forum tomorrow , wonder how it'll be .

day 3 -flag day .

*iiii can give uuuu gaaaatsssbyyyy*
aih.6.10 am . wth . zzzzzzzzz.
thats my alarm ringtone btw .

by the time my mum woke me up , it was 6.45 . superb! rushrushrush .
i manage to reach customs at 6.45 .
when i pop out from the underpass , the first person i see is jia le .
he says he cant tahan the smoke . what ? carbon monoxide?
no la . the cigarette in the dustbin is still smoking.
"pour water la ."
" i dont have"
*looks in my bag . aih . there goes my liang cha . herbal tea.ahahha *
*pssshhht *

herbal tea saves the day . so i take a tin and go to the "LUCKY MACHINE . "
what the heck? no la.its one area. dubbed by jethro . top secret .
so there , i run back and forth between 2 money changers . with kevin the form 1 fella.
finally shafiq comes .
finally .slack slacker slackist . slaaaack kao kao he . no la .ahaha DAMN RAJIN . --
then came this makcik, looked damn kesian
then came tis kid , who wipe car then ask for money .
i tot he was kesian , well yeah.
he's done it for 7 yrs he say, he's 11 . and he does it coz he's poor and he got 3 adik .
kesian .
he has a phone . and he calls his fren to say
"kawan saya nak awek " << ( refering to me and shafiq )
and keeps pointing to the money changer jie jies and saying ada amoi dua ma .
then telling those two tt i say they pretty .
and i'll be stuck there for the better half of the day .DAMN . ANNOYING .
paul comes , finally . then shafiq go eat .
there's this guy, wanna act cool .his shirt is tight. undersized . then he tries to jump the railing, one hand on it cool guy style.
his fot kena caught on the railing and he's hanging halfway there.
im fighting the urge to laugh so hard .that im shaking . and i dunno if i shud go there . as a sjam member. and say
"SIR SIR .ARE YOU OK? "
and plus laughing to that
"SSIIRR SHRII . YOU OK AHHAHAHHAA..??"
then when he go back to his car , he wanna go thru the space, konon damn slim .
but then he carefully cross over.ahah

he loses his way , goes customs , then go cs .
paul is PISSED . shafiq comes back with a double cheeseburger and fries .
paul and me go eat . paul says ,
"we go eat 45 minutes . then go cs buy large fries and eat in front of him "
then i say, no la. so bad.
so we eat at this , shop . paul order rice with chicken and the curry stuff . 8.50 x.x
i order the mee goreng mamak . so small.3.50 .
paul says too spicy . he asks me weird questions while we eat , ahahha .
shafiq calls .
"lim where u ? "
"ah??? we at secret recipe dude , our chickne chop just came gotta eat fast bybye "
hahaha.
we walk off . then across the road this indian man ask us to come .
im under the impression that he wants to donate .
"sir - . "
TIN .WHERE TIN . both of us run back .still there .
"i get appendix u die la. "


back at the luckymachine, shafiq is with jia le (kevin went back)
jia le go back, paul cabut to customs .
left me and shafiq . he's bored.
and not forgetting the annoying kid .NOOOOOO .
please senior , alex!!!sean!! jethro!! dont .dont make me go backthere . hahah
so finally , salvation army . ben and sean come .
sean leaves, so 3 of us there .the kid is STILL there .
alex comes , ask one of us to go .
shafiq wants help in doing soemthing .alex is better at it , obviously .so he goes.
left me and ben . BORRIRNG . the kid is STILL there .
sicksickscik .
alex calls .
"hey guys. i need u at the customs.fast . "
*RUN!!!! CUSTOMS!!! SALVATION!!! RUN BEFORE TT FELLA SEE US. *
ahahha .so our day ends at customs . got one uncle , he donate. i smell durian .
"thanks sir! you bought durian? "
"ya , we singaporean crrrazy one laaa. st john keep up the good work!"
"yes sir! thank youu"

and something happened that distresses ben which you can see on sean's blog, byebye!

*and im editing song lyrics .watch out for
"THATS NOT MY TIN" by The Mao Maos . *

muzak . n.e.r.d? nope .thats not my name.

music. hahah . i thought of doing a "music review " .
so here goes .

"all the girls standing in a line for the bathroom ..."
*rapid drum beats *

woah, the lyrics sound like don and drew . drum beats macam venetian snares.

nope .the song isnt called that .
its " everyone nose " and the badn is called
N.E.R.D
apparently it stands for " No-one Ever Really Dies "
lol .

its catchy , and there are like, funny noises . then one slow accapella part .
overall the song is funny , yeah .
next ,

that's not my name - the ting tings .


the singer, katie and the drummer fella , jules. from wikipedia of course. the info .
the jules fella jealous and wants her to get the hell out of the pic .
they got their name , konon coz their colleague was called ting ting .

OI MIKE . call your band the maomaos . now .

away with the song comments, im lazy..

INSIGHT : Shafiq Sharir

ok, I kinda promised a post about shafiq some time ago .
now , WHO is shafiq ? his friendster.
visit it, got a lot of afro pplz . see pavan afro . see me afro .see paul afro .AHHAHAHA .
lemme get his pics .

shafiq the bowler . he bowling freak .
wait..thats his ass view . i need ...
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front view . yeah . apparently this is form one pic. MICHAEL. AWWWW .
i luv this pic seh . they all look so... haaha . mike head so big . he white like

my cat . ah .where are my cat photos? nvm .

so anyway , shafiq is a nice fella . maybe not justin , but definitely not mike .
XD . joking la .
if you go out with mike , he will say .
" eih eih . lets go KS . "
ks is a cybercafe .
go with shafiq lerh?
"i wanna go bowling ! shiiiit . din bring my BALLLLL. "

shafiq's proud of this stuff . his custom made tornado bowling ball , and the fact that he's one of the only malay members of st john div1 , and the only member that passed first aid , and an ACTIVE MEMBER .
constantly fantasizing , of climbing the ranks to become LANCE CORPORAL SHAFIQ SHARIR .
right now he's private MSS ( mohd.shafiq sharir ) . then CORPORAL MSS . SERGEANT MSS. then CADET LEADER MSS . or maybe straight jadi prodigy jump ranks terus jump to CADET LEADER .
haha . semangat . his mum apparently was one of convent's sergeants some time back .
his ambition is to save a damsel in distress using cpr .
haha
other than that, he fantasizes about being a bowling pro , and kicking like zidane .
when calling ppl, his voice goes gradually higher . like
shaarvin .shaarviin! *SHAARVIN*
and he;s got these eyebags from his nocturnal activities ( i dunno what , dont ask 0.o )
his nicknames , shafiq pink, peacock . then i dunno what else coz i 4got .
sporting , willing to sacrifice .
he was nora in my sketch . ahhaha .

i'll add more if i rmmbr anything else.

blfarithg day 2 .

whats that? birthday + flag day . nvm.lame .
WHERE ARE MY TINS WHEN I NEED THEM.
jeremy WHERE ARE YOU . chuan li WHERE ARE YOU ?
tins 15 and 16 , WHERE ARTH THOU !??!

I start the day , and oh ya . first of all , thanks for the wishes ! hahaa...
i'm holding tin 27 which someone left behind in school .tsk . that tin is so light...
reach there and i traverse 12 lanes to reach our boss jethro . me and paul go the bus stop opp.cs .
the thing is, there's no point.. no one.so we go back customs and stand at the moneychanger place.
at the exit from the check passport ...
the prob is got 3 ppl there . one person at the underpass exit who i kinda recognized and looked oddly familiar but i dunno siapa tu . haha... i rampas the ppl . i move forward , closer to "enemy territory " . the Unknown Donation Collector ( UDC) also follow .
then i realisee got 3 ppl there. ahhh . the UDC also move to there. then i try to get ppl to donate .
slowly, left only like 3 ppl there . and christy runs up to the UDC to tell that lim cheng is on duty . shit . useless sial... stand there like retard patung (oops . so bad ) patung . i tell him.
"OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND ASK.."
*opens mouth and look at ppl*

SALVATION!!! at 9 + im fed up and go to jethro .
me : "JET! got enough ppl ah? "
*chorus* "more than enoughhh"
me :"then can go kolam air ah? i bring 2 tins . "
*CHORUS* ME ME EMEMMEMEMEM *
jet : "only 4 people . "
so in the end , derek and pang , shaarvin and justin .
BUT WHERE'S MY DAMN TIN . ARHHHH . like more than 100 bucks . 200 i can say . missed out.
nevermind, its my birthday . do good stuff . (help fill derek's and shaarvin's )
so we take bus to sri gelam ( ec there) and shaarvin shows off his shiny new w910i . shit.
paul nearly dropped my phone in the morning, i told him . "DROP IT,TODAY MY BDAY."
haha.

first of all we go jln sri rambutan .many bungalows,and han qiang's house as well .
SICK .
huge sial , and the cars . lol . everyone like ,
"HAN QIANG....!!! " no reply . nvm ... then shaarvin complain leg pain.
we went joel's house ! walao he got wii .

then got this angmoh lady gave us rm10 .so nice of her .
then we went to jln baiduri , nth really special .then we wandered around kemuncak .ahha .
1st house -owner not in. then got this lady , 3rd house gave us rm6 and ask if its enough .ahhaha.
then go up up up . like rm1 rm 2 . then sampai my piano tchr's neighbour.
pn salmah , ex ec teacher and mrs tan's fren . rm10 into the tin. (AHH .MY TIN WHERE.)

then justin hears, like. " eh , thats my piano exam song ."
its called alarm . play too many times and you will get sicksicksick of it. very sick. im sick of it.
then i masuk the house, she's scolding someone. LALIT .ahah .
then she says ,
"you actually walked here?? not arrived royally in a car? "
of course. hahah .sarcasm . then then they saw shyamala at the laksa shop. 0.o.
then rm 10 into the tabung . "dont come bug me , ahhahah " my piano tchr said.
then i tell shaar , lalit inside.
"he inside?? i wnana talk to him . "
so i go and like, " teacher , my fren wanna see lalit . "
shaarvin goes in . comes out .
"your teacher is SCA-A-A-RY . " well she isnt, actually . haha . shud see the poem someone wrote for her .
"your teacher looks scary , by cousins im told . " hahahahhah .
meanwhile, while we have collected 28 + ringgit , derek and pang have been
--------------------------- excluded till we find that its ok to tell .---------------------------
nothin m18 or RA21 , just PG .
next stop, john lee's house. no reply .
next , other houses , very nice..rm10 rm10 then rm1 s . got this uncle say
"ni men kan le hen ke lian . gei ni shi kuai . "
*you guys look very kesian .here's rm10 *
basket . anyway thanks! going back ,john is at home! jed opens the door and like 'wait ah'
his mum comes out and giv rm10 , ask if we wan drinks .

me , justin and shaarvin walk up the road searching for derek , drinking nice cool 100 plus .
"oh , derek and pang there . "
and we walk to them , 5 metres away , we drink our 100 plus at the same time .ahha .
left abit, derek grab the 100 plus , drink whatever is left.he's holding 3 empty cans.
on the way back , he grabs some more --excluded-- frrom the --excluded--. nice you know.

then they keep wanna see aaron and zoe's house . iahh.since when i jadi kolam air tour guide.
aaron's house nobody home .

outside zoe's house ,her neighbour got a dog. the gate's open .the dog wanders out . walk behind shaarvin . shaarvin scared . HAHAHAHAH . one of his phobias, dont blame him .
then shaarvin started to run , under the impression that the dog was chasing him.
auntie : "dont run! "
too late .the dog chase him . but it ran back la .

zoe's house, shaarvin justin derek pang go in to get $$ from zeke. i stay out .
zeke gives them $$ . then i go . he says ,
"eihh. rob me ah.. dont come already la..hahha"
"oh ok , your parents not at home?"
"everyone's here ."
*oh no . time to go .*
as im leaving , i hear a voice, not a guy's voice.
mrs kan / zoe's mum. ahaha .
" you all come yesterday , today come also??! "
my gut reaction is i terkejut and i just cabut lari.hahahha
well, she was joking .but i terkejut . ahhaha .

i wanna settle my stuff, so im doing half day today . jiayou ppl .
dont let carbon monoxide get you down .

oh , now i remember.

ohhh . so today im officially 14 .
happy birthday to me , and to the long list
of other people you can find on wikipedia
who share the same birthday ,
let me reflect on myself .
14 seconds .
one year has passed.
many things happened .
*obviously*
mistakes have happened ,
i shall remember .
happy things too ,
i shall remember .
oh no , sounds too emotional !
HAHAHA . LIM MAO FONG . put a smile on your face.
coz its your birthday and you gotta go collect donations for flag day.
SLEEP NOW .

dates , tarikh , not pak tor .

today . marks the start of ...
not the olympics .flag day ppl . all over malaysia , st john ambulance units are mobilizing.
answering the second call of duty ,
which is .
collect funds for sjam . as we all know, the sjam is a ngo , which means we are unfunded and rely on kind folks like you to ...
ok so thats the "bla " according to ivan when ppl ask u why , you just 'BLA" what "BLA" comes out from your "BLA" mouth .

ok , so my experience . 1st place , the wisma persekutuan . where you do ur ic and pasports . masuk only kena chase out by guards . so stand at the gate.chuanli and jeremy come .
so we split , chuan li and me at the back gate , jeremy and kevin at the front
obviously JK get more, we get miserable $$ .got this rich looking bald indian guy in a pink shirt and black suit with 2 bodyguards?? henchmen?butlers? following him . BMW sial .wait so long .
get rm5 . me and chuan making like counterstrike stories .
* secure the perimeter .*
* zzzt . angamuthu @ double doors .
* zzt . muthusamy @ front entrance .
*squad, storm the front.

sumwhat like tt. so we got the saviour call from jonathan asking us to go post office.
from there, he asks us to leave jeremy at post office. and ask 3 of us to go persada
form persada > kfc > nongchik sch .
nong chik sch , haih . i wish i got st joseph . but i dont mind .
i met my old tchr there, hjh zaila . ssj .remember? nvm .
we collected at the classes , the ppl and tchrs were very nice . only one KUAI LAN KIA teacher.
nvm . after tt my tin was like , heavier.considerably .
then we continued our exploits of the houses . nice ppl .then . down on to KOLAM AIR...
thronged the warong at the end there. we just sit there and there's like a football team there.
the coach gave us rm5 . 2 coaches . and each player gave like rm1 . Sweeeeeeeeeet .

then we go to the houses.
we reach aaron's house and out he comes with his little brother peeking from behind him .
*CUTE*
then he says like , my parents not around..

so we visit like, every house . superb . and the house with the HUGE gate .
*press intercom * hi , we are from the st john ambulance of english college, we are here to collect donations for flag day ...
no reply . then one face pops up.
woohoo . soon got like 3 ppl giving 5 bucks each . hahaha
then the house opposite there, big house also . got money .
then down the road .got one house with super big trees casting the house in a shadow .

then then then . zoe asks me to go number 16 jln chantek . ding dong .
nice house, with the wooden thingy and the plants . then one face appears at the window .
gate opens . should i go in? what the heck.go laaaaa.
zeke comes out , like , " eih~" then gives me a handful of coins .
"oih ya . 1 sen dont work anymore."
"hey, thanks ya. "

according to zoe, he got the coins from a bowl in the hall. hmm .good idea.
so like , after tt more houses. finish day 1 . days done, 1/2 day shift .

2moro . hmm . whats with tomorow?

The Epic Of Jalan Sungai Utama . The Hobbit's ( hobbit comapred to zoe ) Tale , as told by Shaarvin Pillai .

Once, in the quiet ( not) Jalan Senai Utama , there lived these 3 families . on a slope.

at the top , there was the professional . ( coz he apparently built his own house.)
the bottom, the apek .
and right smack in the middle , shaarvin .

so , the pro fella , sweep leaves and rubbish etc . then he sprays it down with water , which will then

ineveitably ,

end up at the apek's house .

so , obviously the apek angry la. so he marched to the pro's house and said

" oi , kuuuuurang aaaaaaaajar!!! spray rubbish go my house . "

so obviously they fought . the pro ran inside his house .and came out with a CANGKUL . PWOAHR .

and he jumped over the gate/fence . ( as told by shaarvin) JUMPED OVER .chun.

the apek ran down the slope . and not to be outdone , came out brandishing a

PARANG .

so they went "ARHHHHHH!!! " and stopped in front of shaarvin's house .
"NI MA DE ------ "
"KA NI --- "
"--- YOU AH "
"GO DIE LA ---- "
then shaarvin's dad , tried to stop them . no use.

*musical interlude*
"if there's something weird , in the neighbourhood...who you gonna call ? gho- "
ok . stop . call the auntie down the road .

"AH . AH SOH AH . (sorry jace, this is what really happened) your husband gonna kill ppl "

so , soon , the whole family was persuading them not to kill each other ( the pro family also come out)

soon the fight was settled and peace reigned supreme .
shaarvin crashed his bicycle into someone's motorbike / car last time . different story .hahaha

july .

after two @!#$ weeks my @!#$ internet is back and thanks to the telekom ppl it broke for 2 weeks. thanks anyway for fixing it . so anyway , its THAT time of the year , when you realize you've survived more than half the year , and flag day's around the corner.. and . FOA just passed .
super-outdated, yea . but here's my account of foa .

-FOA -

so , the cast of Who SAys Short Guys Cant Get GirlFriends ( WSSGCGGF) . err. the sketch ppl.
TSP . ok better . we all are like , ok ok , lepak lepak . suddenly gwee comes and like ,

"yo guys, you're the first sketch .right after mary got shot . "
0.o .first sketch ?? damn ... anyway nice also , we get to relax early .
aaron goes up to gwee and says ,
"GUAVA . change our time leh."
in the end we were at the backstage , super stuffy and hot , and shafiq /nora was getting dressed in his SEXY leggings and hot afro hairdo .XD
so everyone like damn nervous and shafiq/nora exhibiting himself while trying to get fresh air . we watch zeke hopping all over the stage . mary got shot rocks .ahahah .
so finally, our performance... went kinda ok , we practised for 2 days only.ahahha .
the songs din play properly , aih ..
but i guess the crowd liked it ,
zoe said it was funny till they laughed like " orang minyak raping themselves"
ahhahaha, thansk zoe , jace and everyone who laughed , tho i nvr see orang minyak rape themselves XD ..

and then there were other performances , gurdave's trademark for Tribulations ,
loosen up his hair , open turban . head banging . woohoo .
and then the form5 's performance ..

shan viknesh : "seksssi lerhh" .

big hit around ec... its like , everywhere. hahahah .

then alvin john 's band sang always be my baby . ian went , " oh my ...its that song . "

then we sold hot dogs and drinks . ran out of ice. yoke perng to the rescue , the ice age man . sit there with a knife and chop ice.

foa was damn nice, lucky nothing came up that made me miss it...

sorry , this post is kinda lame. excuse the long absence...