The Epic Of Jalan Sungai Utama . The Hobbit's ( hobbit comapred to zoe ) Tale , as told by Shaarvin Pillai .

Once, in the quiet ( not) Jalan Senai Utama , there lived these 3 families . on a slope.

at the top , there was the professional . ( coz he apparently built his own house.)
the bottom, the apek .
and right smack in the middle , shaarvin .

so , the pro fella , sweep leaves and rubbish etc . then he sprays it down with water , which will then

ineveitably ,

end up at the apek's house .

so , obviously the apek angry la. so he marched to the pro's house and said

" oi , kuuuuurang aaaaaaaajar!!! spray rubbish go my house . "

so obviously they fought . the pro ran inside his house .and came out with a CANGKUL . PWOAHR .

and he jumped over the gate/fence . ( as told by shaarvin) JUMPED OVER .chun.

the apek ran down the slope . and not to be outdone , came out brandishing a

PARANG .

so they went "ARHHHHHH!!! " and stopped in front of shaarvin's house .
"NI MA DE ------ "
"KA NI --- "
"--- YOU AH "
"GO DIE LA ---- "
then shaarvin's dad , tried to stop them . no use.

*musical interlude*
"if there's something weird , in the neighbourhood...who you gonna call ? gho- "
ok . stop . call the auntie down the road .

"AH . AH SOH AH . (sorry jace, this is what really happened) your husband gonna kill ppl "

so , soon , the whole family was persuading them not to kill each other ( the pro family also come out)

soon the fight was settled and peace reigned supreme .
shaarvin crashed his bicycle into someone's motorbike / car last time . different story .hahaha