back from thailand!

SAWADEEKAAP ... i am back from thailand ... some ppl msged me when i was there... KAP KOOON KAAA... but it costs me 90 sen every msg . haha .
i thought i could sleep like pig today morning...but got training...HAHAHA . got call from mr ajk say got training....

DAY1 .
wait at home . supposed to leave at 11.30 , tumpang my mum's fren's car. ...
11.30 . no car . *call*
"why so early? wah 11.30 already !! my watch only 10.30 "*car arrives* the clock in the Kia .
"aiya ...thought can email for a while ."
first thing that tells me we are above Thailand .


mekong river!
touchdown in bangkok .

the way the thais talk sounds somewhat...civilised? gentle? caaaause theyy speeaakk liike thiiis..
and their language is ummm .. like . nga . ngook . choooon. hmm. after dinner * steamboat*
suan lum night market! superb lot of things to buy there . very easy to bargain too...
at the restaurant , my mum took out a purse where she kept the extra thai coins she had
"nah who want small change..? "
tour guide come . "aiya!!! this one become antique ah!! no more using la!! when one?"
"1985 . "
got quite alot of nice stuff there , t shirts... lampshades.. very nice design, 150 each (bargain, bought 2) my mum is bargain veteran ... hahah .
nice food too . we too full, so just ordered mango with sticky rice...superb.
everyone eating...ahaha
i saw this shirt . 350 .i said no.then the fella said . u want how much . i say . 250??
he say . no prob . i say. i look around first . he say. u buy now 200 .
350 >>200 without even trying ....sweeeet...


after that... out on our own . our group...consists of many OPEN MINDED ppl...so very good la. adventurous.
so they decided to go take a look at patpong... the infamous patpong... kinda notorious for its night life . kinda eye opening la .coz you hear about this . ppl tok abt it, see in tv , newspapers..
seeing it first hand is different , i didnt go inside la of course , but just walking on the street is enough to tell you what this place is famous for ... its like damn open abt this kinda thing . but i walked around ..the not-darkside of patpong ..ordinary stalls . then got a band inside the bar singing "4 minutes.."..kinda good .

day2 - safari world?

so after a night's stay in bangkok palace hotel , head off to safari world .. ahem lol . got like zebra and all that , like a zoo la . then got all these animal shows , quite amusing... then got like..stunt show . funny. there's like a bird park where got the parrots .. can buy birdseed for 10 baht . just put some in your hand and the parrots come flying..
put one seed on my mum's hat ...



taaa daaa... the parrot peck for more seeds . keep chewing the hat XD...my mum pai seh to put her photo . ask me to cut .ahhaha ...
then got like tigers and all other animals ...
after that went to this ... place selling honey . the honey is made from poppies ( the flower where they get opium..) planted in chiang mai(north thailand) . dunno la the honey dunno what natural thign neutralize the opium effect ... make it beneficial . the fella talking was like
WAKAO...boring . he talk damn slow...but damn funny...ahha ..take the glass of water and take a spoon and cling cling cling for a while to show that he "mixing the honey" then he rub his stomach and say its good for what what what ...

then we went to the erawan shrine , the 4 faced - statue of brahma .

at night we went out to MBK plaza ( MAHBOONKRONG ?? ) very nice place , 8 floors . and alot alot alot of stuff to buy ...*fakes* sad la . billabong shirt 350 bargain until 150-250 lor.. hahah .
then my mum's frens all like "WAHHH" *my mum 's been to thailand 4 times dy . she did her wah-ing already*
my fren wasnt interested, went arcade to " puo ji lu " ( break record) at the basketball thing .
-.-

pack bag .

day3 - wat arun , the floating market

leave for the dam-neon-sua-duk (hard to pronounce...) floating market..the famous one on the chao praya river..


this guy one tooth missing ; houses along the river ; the floating market!
XD

din buy anything to eat , coz we kinda guessed where they get their water... = D

damn hot!!!!!!!

then we left for wat arun , also known as the temple of dawn .
coz the first light of dawn is refelcted on the temple's central tower .
the temple is covered in porcelain , so the light reflected got ...like ... special sheen to it.
pics -


pics of wat arun .


view from the top ! i climbed up wat arun ...

steps were like damn steep . less than a foot wide . half my foot . going up was ok, coming down was the prob...
nicer view from the top...

then we headed on our way to pattaya , another place with a darkside .
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transvestites .
other words, ahgua... which kena sex change operations (SCO)
pattaya is kinda like patpong . thailand is kinda well known for their SCO... there are like. trans everywhere in pattaya its FREAKY . in thailand, these people arent treated as social outcasts , for what they are . on the contary they are kinda proud of them ... 0.o ...
there's even like . musicals /cabarets involving trans . - " alcazar show"

its gotten to the stage where its become famous . world famous .
went and eat thai food . clams yum yum ...
*i learnt that the hard rock hotel lepas one firework everytime the hotel booking rate is full ...

day4 - coral island , pattaya beach , cultural show, elephant show (goodness.)
yay! coral island and pattaya beach


pattaya beach! nice in the early morning ....
we took a boat to coral island .
on the way we stop at a ... kelong like tt ...


ahhaha! paragliding ... they strap you to a parachute and strap that to a speedboat .

thats me in the sky...shiok .
then we reach coral island , got ppl jet skiing and wakeboarding..
din try , coz too many jet skis ... no point..
so we just walked around the beach ... see the stalls ...EAT SEAFOOD...hahah
swim .... dig holes ... hahahah .

hungry la so had lunch

then went to this place called nong nooch village ...
they had this cultural show ... very well performed . thai dance , then got muay thai performance...staged one la ... then they pretend punch the guy at the side then got stretcher then the ppl carry stretch fell down then the referee kena punch ... then err got the sword fight performance..then they brought in the elephant and sit on top fight spear... haahah .nice to watch
then....
the elephant show..fooh .terror sial .football , basketball,, bowling, darts,...ahahha all got twist to it . simply play one...bowling go throw other elephant lane .ahhaha .other than that the elephant pedaled a.... pedal car???
then elephants painted .... a tree..so clever!! haha .. .and gave massage ...


uhh...kawad squad??? ; lol...it shit halfway doing this; paint tree!! haha


AAAAAND.....



ahhhahaha.... it can carry 65kg of LIM MAO FONG with its TRUNK...ahhahah
the hair is damn stiff . and my mum take photo so slow..

then at night we walk around...then found this place called MIKE PLAZA... outside got lots of foood.....
sausage.... barbecue pork skewers...ummm damn cheap summore. then we were going abk to the hotel . then on the way met the uncle from our group .say wanna go eat very nice mee hoon.
then walk walk walk...tired. walk then he turn back .then he's like
*points around* agak agak is here la! ... here this street further down
"aiya .wrong la. up there!! . we walk past the tree hor!!"

*we walk back to hotel..

day 5 - home . and the crocodile farm .

ah! last day...still sempat go visit the crocodile farm!
other than crocodiles they have other animals..tigers ..
pig???
yes.... they keep tigers with the pigs and label it "HAPPY FAMILY"
T.T ... then got he pigs...do math,...ahhahahha

"saaabliiii ... caaau cuu laashon..."
*oinks*
"siixx ddiiivide twooo"


*oinks* *picks up the tag with 3*
so much for the "da pen zhu!!" hahaha ...

at the airport theres like a food centre selling all the thai food .
last oppurtunity to eat thai food , thai fish cake, mango , meatballs , noodles , spring roll..=D
so..we got on the plane... came back home
home sweet home .
=D
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