Friday, May 30, 2008

Indiana Jones vs The Chronicles of Narnia **SPOILER WARNING**



Ok... so now I've seen both Narnia and Indy ...
now for a comparison .

Narnia 's hero - Prince Caspian . supposed to be 17 but looks kinda like 20+ . Rights to the throne of narnia have been usurped by lord miraz, his uncle . swings a sword and shouts " for narnia !"

Indy ' hero - Indiana Jone's of course ! the old favourite . with his classic fedora ( ya.his hat.)
and the whip . and surprisingly agile limbs for a person who's like..50+ ? 60?
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Narnia's villain - Lord (King) Miraz , who has a goatee and wears a helmet with a mask in battle . speaks with an itallian accent (itallian actor mah...) . kills caspians parents for the throne.
die kena stab by own general

Indy's Villain - Agent Spalko , a russian ? lady who has ... er kinda weird haircut . damn straight one . anyway , speaks with a Russian accent obviously ( like something stuck in your throat and speak lots of "W" s . ) . believes in paranormal warfare . wants the crystal skull .
die bcoz too much knowledge then she exploded . >_<>_< (12 more where that came from.)
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Narnia love stuff - susan <3 caspian ... *muacks * at the end . and she says it doesnt work out coz she's like 100+ years older than him . he terbengang ...awwwwwwwwwww .

indy love stuff - how many women ady? 3 i think .this movie he took back his old one from the 1st movie . and they fought. and in the end ... ah . spoilers . *wedding bells*

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narnia most cliche thing and often heard - someone will angkat the sword . " for narnia!!"

indy '' - ten te ten tehhh (indy theme song. ) got the trumpet arrangement , the flute one ...the slow one.. aiya every other action scene sure have one .
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judge for yourself . narnia vs indy!

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