Thursday, September 4, 2008

Borborygmus.

What???

Thats the word Shaarvin's been obsessed with.

"boborygmus " , when teacher gives us spelling test (0.o hmm) shaarvin asks me to spell that .

MEANING?

A rumbling noise made by the movement of gas in intestines.

MEANING ?

someone is HUUUUNNGGGRYY .



to all my muslim friends , selamat berpuasa .

* we pakating one day we all try puasa*

hahah . some faux passes for the past few days :

shaarvin left his bottle of tinge on the table in front of the class .

yes, TINGE .

refreshing , cooling , deliciously fruity TINGE .

after recess .


Alex gave us letters regarding the SJAM AGM .

"Grand Straits Garden , 8 Course Dinner ( Halal )"

8 course dinner ? mehehhehe .


Shaarvin drinking tinge in class.

"Aaron, you want? "
*aaron shakes head*
"nabil , you wa- "
0.o SORRY!

and a few more i guess .

today is thursday . meaning , we have Kay ECHHHi with Ungku Salleh .
So, our phase in kay- ECHHi is now lukisan teknik , where we only use 2 ECHHHi and ECHHi Bee pencil lead for drawing .

" Untuk lukisan teknik kay-ECHi , hanya pensel duaa ECHi dan ECHi Bee saja yang dibenarkan."

"pensel dua bee diLARANG samasekali . "

drawing a random 90 degrees line, he says its not accurate , but it might be . because ,

"saya sudah SEN-si tif terhadap pekara ini . ahhh. saya boleh dianggap sebagai ... prrrofessIONAAL . "

apparently he could have been an architect ? and engineer?
but this noble man , chose to be ,

"guru kay-ECHi . Ahhhh.. *smiles* "

and this guru kay-ECHi of ours kept us back for, extra 15 minutes.
5:40 - people rush past our classroom . guruh kedengaran .
5:45 - people are going home .
5.50 - still in class. RAIN STARTS .
6.00 - rain has become heavy rain .

I get into the car and im cursing my teacher .
my mum say ,

" from no rain become rain so heavily . "

continue to talk about him commenting on our , " garis lari! " , " camna 40mm jadi 30??"
"arrow ini tak betul!" , "nombor sama besar . kenapa ni kechik sangattt?

the italic-ed ones (slanted FYI. ) (FYI is foryouinfor , FYI) is when his voice suddenly high pitched .

"propbably so many people cursing him will cause him to fall in the drain tommorow . "

wow . sounds like night watch . cursing someone leaves a black vortex spinning above his head . unbalancing his luck , actions , etc. hahahahahhahahha. especially those cursed by magically potential people.

ungku has a black Hurricane Katrina above his head.

WHOOSH .


*speaking about head , shaarvin's got a new hairdo . hahahah *

sitting next to shaarvin is a PST (ProfessionalSuicideTechnique) though i dont know why im still there.

in front of us , is justin seow and jayachandran .

justin seow, is the prime target for kacauing ( KESIAN ) and shaarvin , well thats this natural instinct .

jaya? i dont know why (and shaarvin doesn't either) shaarvin calls him cockroach .

"kokroch. dei .look here. "

both parties seem to be humoured . jaya's dad is in the military ( ? )

"wahh . kokroch appa military man seh . kokroch nothing like military man . only the haircut . "

" you whack kokroch no pain wei! wow.military man stuff. "

"dei kokroch . Sergeant kokroch . your father got bazooka ahhh? got license? WAH . LICENSE TO KILL .your appa hide gun in the house ah? make the hollow book thingy . "

*refer to youtube , "how to make a secret book compartment ."*

now shaarvin's obsessed with the "KOKROCH SONG"

Chain Hang Low mixed with the bang bang gun part from MIA's Paper Planes.

the song is basically about a fella shooting cockroach .

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