What???
Thats the word Shaarvin's been obsessed with.
"boborygmus " , when teacher gives us spelling test (0.o hmm) shaarvin asks me to spell that .
MEANING?
A rumbling noise made by the movement of gas in intestines.
MEANING ?
someone is HUUUUNNGGGRYY .
to all my muslim friends , selamat berpuasa .
* we pakating one day we all try puasa*
hahah . some faux passes for the past few days :
shaarvin left his bottle of tinge on the table in front of the class .
yes, TINGE .
refreshing , cooling , deliciously fruity TINGE .
after recess .
Alex gave us letters regarding the SJAM AGM .
"Grand Straits Garden , 8 Course Dinner ( Halal )"
8 course dinner ? mehehhehe .
Shaarvin drinking tinge in class.
"Aaron, you want? "
*aaron shakes head*
"nabil , you wa- "
0.o SORRY!
and a few more i guess .
today is thursday . meaning , we have Kay ECHHHi with Ungku Salleh .
So, our phase in kay- ECHHi is now lukisan teknik , where we only use 2 ECHHHi and ECHHi Bee pencil lead for drawing .
" Untuk lukisan teknik kay-ECHi , hanya pensel duaa ECHi dan ECHi Bee saja yang dibenarkan."
"pensel dua bee diLARANG samasekali . "
drawing a random 90 degrees line, he says its not accurate , but it might be . because ,
"saya sudah SEN-si tif terhadap pekara ini . ahhh. saya boleh dianggap sebagai ... prrrofessIONAAL . "
apparently he could have been an architect ? and engineer?
but this noble man , chose to be ,
"guru kay-ECHi . Ahhhh.. *smiles* "
and this guru kay-ECHi of ours kept us back for, extra 15 minutes.
5:40 - people rush past our classroom . guruh kedengaran .
5:45 - people are going home .
5.50 - still in class. RAIN STARTS .
6.00 - rain has become heavy rain .
I get into the car and im cursing my teacher .
my mum say ,
" from no rain become rain so heavily . "
continue to talk about him commenting on our , " garis lari! " , " camna 40mm jadi 30??"
"arrow ini tak betul!" , "nombor sama besar . kenapa ni kechik sangattt?
the italic-ed ones (slanted FYI. ) (FYI is foryouinfor , FYI) is when his voice suddenly high pitched .
"propbably so many people cursing him will cause him to fall in the drain tommorow . "
wow . sounds like night watch . cursing someone leaves a black vortex spinning above his head . unbalancing his luck , actions , etc. hahahahahhahahha. especially those cursed by magically potential people.
ungku has a black Hurricane Katrina above his head.
WHOOSH .
*speaking about head , shaarvin's got a new hairdo . hahahah *
sitting next to shaarvin is a PST (ProfessionalSuicideTechnique) though i dont know why im still there.
in front of us , is justin seow and jayachandran .
justin seow, is the prime target for kacauing ( KESIAN ) and shaarvin , well thats this natural instinct .
jaya? i dont know why (and shaarvin doesn't either) shaarvin calls him cockroach .
"kokroch. dei .look here. "
both parties seem to be humoured . jaya's dad is in the military ( ? )
"wahh . kokroch appa military man seh . kokroch nothing like military man . only the haircut . "
" you whack kokroch no pain wei! wow.military man stuff. "
"dei kokroch . Sergeant kokroch . your father got bazooka ahhh? got license? WAH . LICENSE TO KILL .your appa hide gun in the house ah? make the hollow book thingy . "
*refer to youtube , "how to make a secret book compartment ."*
now shaarvin's obsessed with the "KOKROCH SONG"
Chain Hang Low mixed with the bang bang gun part from MIA's Paper Planes.
the song is basically about a fella shooting cockroach .
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Borborygmus.
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