exam exam .

today is deepavali , happy deepvali to my hindu frens!

and and and , exams are next week.
sejarah and geo are okay, as in , ok ok only.

sejarah i understand what rentap says ,

" bawalah semua meriam kau dari eropah , kami tidak takut kepada eropah"

which basically means, " you got guns we got balls. "

geo - brassey crocker and terus madi are in sabah .

native sabahans go to crocker to make their crocker like titiwangsa .
then if u fool with the brassey u TERUS MATI .

science is , well, science.

maths is ok, so is english .

for maths the net of the cylinder arranged properly looks VERY WRONG.

english teaches us living skills ,

the price of rice is going up, so we should turn to alternatives . but potato is not a good alternative.

speaking of living skils there's KH. kemahiran hidup.

no comment. electricity . oh and i finished my kerja kayu in a little more than an hour.

bm teach you if you wanna get a girl , take her clothes and hide them then ask granny to help.

OK THIS IS NOT MAKING SENSE.

STARS

stars , as in ****** etc etc.

well yes. first of all , happy deepavali to my indian friends!
and good luck for the exams for , well , all my friends. including the form 5s who are gonna face
SPM in uhh, well. are going to face spm.

ok . SO HAVE YOU FINISHED STUDYING?
no? yes? no? not all? a bit left?
WELL , lucky you ! YOU HAVE A FEW DAYS HOLIDAY TO STUDY .

genius , genius. no not me . ungku . giving us our kerja kayu at the frickin' last minute.
we're supposed to pass up next thursday . along with the lakaran + lukisan teknik .

wait, lukisan is with tchr . so assuming we have a fully-equipped workshop at home , the KK shud be easy .

but the average malaysian isn't bob the builder. and just now wasted 30 minutes telling us abt the kerja kayu . then ask him for our lukisan teknik say " nanti saya bagi".

at 6.20 firdauz comes in with a stack of paper and says that we have to finish by 6.45.

****

so , today's theme is High School Musical . sit next to justin and he'll hum "music in me" which drives shafiq to my place where i sing " breaking free " or the latest hit , " now or never " .
(fully intentional)

0.o

which earns me one shove from shaarvin .(fully intentional) and no we're not fans.(no offence)

***
speaking of shove, lets talk about fight . okto replaced sport science with fight science, and it's so gonna be on the list of most inspiring tv shows for 2A/2B students , alongside the noose, behind closed doors,brainiac and victoria's secret fashion show .

0.o

well not really , just joking la. project runway's better. fight science has got everyone talking , and attempting .

the double kungfu kick , on the wall. (i tried!!)

nabil and edwin had a "fight" .
well they DID actually fight but it was... friendly.

edwin used ninjitsu while nabil used lots of grappling moves to choke edwin(brazillian jiu-jutsu)
the choked edwin launched a flurry of blows which went "TOK TOK TOK" on nabil's head.

edwin also demostrated muay thai .

and the highlight , was the ZuiQuan or , drunken boxing. since minors cant drink alcohol,
edwin drinks water and slops it out of his mouth . displaying the "drunkard and his cups"
stance, edwin exudes the aura of a true fighter.

edwin: " thank you!"

***
the newest game in class is called , THE NAME GAME .
this game is actually like, a recall of what i came up with in form 1.

CONCEPT :

name , eg: aaron . last letter , N . so make a name ( of the opp. gender) with the last letter,

eg: Nicole . next , edmund . next dorothy , and so on . each 5 names correct earns you one star which is used for ulti's . ok fine. not ulti , lets not get DOTA over here. special moves?

if you're stuck you can use star to reverse order , like u get N - guy's name .use a star and u can give a girl's name instead .

or u can use to change letter , to the letter before or after .

eg: Y . can change to X , or Z .

ok. lame. hahhahah. happy studying . good luck for the exams!

***
and oh , before we go ,

here's a bit of philosophy from my fellow student , shaarvin.(WHAT AN IMPROVEMENT)

" a kick in the dick is worth two in the face."

true to theory , tried and tested.

:D

SDJ.

okay so today was the KRK scrabble thingy @ SDJ .

very happy to be able to fly zainal's class (seni) cause i didn't draw anything for homework .
which is kereta modern / mimpi yang ngeri.

for the kereta , draw one guy sitting down and say modern cars are invisible .
for the mimpi , draw his portrait . or stick a mirror if you're busy and when he asks ,

"APA TAHI"
"ini cikgu , cikgu mimpi ngeri ler. "

but , this time im lazy to do . i have better/more important stuff to do .
like studying for exams and uh.. blogging? :D

so ms noor aznee was supposed to send us there but suddenly ratna pops out with a sour face and asks us to CEPAT.

*looks at sharsindra who's got a "WTH " look *

reach there and on the way i piss ratna off again coz i agak agak the directions to SDJ .
behind the stadium whaat. still reached there mah.

sesat in SDj searching for the scrabble place . finally find it and the fella at my table is

darshan, from smk mutiara rini.

rules - 20 minutes for each game. as in , not with the timer . not like one person 10 minutes.
its like , the fella can idle the game if he likes.
twice when i wanted to put nice finishing the game finished. hahah . tak puas.
yes and i played with the same fella twice. so sad. he does one digit scores most of the time.

i got weird stares after the 1st round. fair enough .

then went to the dewan and waited for the chess to finish . meanwhile talked with this SMK TU fella and a SDJ fella called zebedee.

ooh. interesting .ZEBEDEE ZEBEDOO . like alakazam alakazoo. wth . nvm .

prizes from last to first ALL THE SAME . nvm la . quite nice also :D

recent .

recently .

been preparing for exams . hahaha. should have started earlier , yarr?
went library that day . super rowdy . ahhaha.

nth much to blog about.

next tuesday 's the final episode of the noose!

hahah . gonna miss the series. one of my fav parts.

*SANTA MARIA.*



not forgetting leticia! the filipino maid.



and last but not least , yarrr , its barbarella!



adrianna must not quit in the noose season 3 . must not yarr.

EDITED .

today's a break for us thanks to the form 3s who are having pmr. GOOD LUCK!
yesterday a few form5s asked me for my pmr paper. 0.o

i saw megat and i asked him how was his paper.
he said : KELIRU * shows middle finger*

okay..

so anyway on the 21st of october , there's this karnival kelas rancangan khas (KRK) .
so there's gonna be a SCRABBLE competition. yeahhh . this is gonna be fun.

*edited this post . my blog has been boring .

yesterday , a few classes relocated to our upstairs , including 2c.

they poured water on the floor . no big deal eh?
their floor is our ceiling . so?
our ceiling is the old style one . planks!

so justin was holding an umbrella in class. next door was worse . the whole front row 's books got drenched.

edwin keeps asking me , " LIM WHERE MY CRUMPLER?"
i reply , " you think my mum go sg everyday is it... which one you want? "
edwin ," got which one meh? crumpler 1, crumpler 2 "
"got western lawn , the hoax , the complete seed , the .."

"WTF LA. "

Mr. Blue Sky

my computer's monitor broke down and died . its death came in a few stages -

1) blank out , flicker . whack once to revive.
2)blank out - whack a few times to revive
3) kong kiau. (die)

so got a new monitor. haha . the 4 year old one DIED. lazy to blog.

electric light orchestra -mr blue sky. nice song.

rejuvenation . what???

ok . so back to school .
first day itself was , ahh . derek and the bandana . ok i wont talk about it . kesian him .
form1 prefects forgot to make the front line AGAIN.

then then . ahh panir reminded us about our exams . thank you sir .
3rd NOVEMBER in case you forget .
or dont want to remember .

=D

so the WHOLE of the holidays i have been SLACKING.
on sunday , i did more revision than the whole of the week . that was doing some notes.

SLACK yeahh . fortunately , the source of my slacking -

reading dresden files , is running out . my friend has no more to lend me. hahahah .
now shafiq asking me to lend him . i told him the outline and concept he's like ,

" stop telling me. shut up and lend.. "

no i dont wanna ruin ppl's exams. and yes , i got alot of reactions from ppl , like
"stupid , buy lar"

"YOU CLOWN IS IT . BUY LARR "

"WALAOOO"

heh .

YO. holidays .

YO.
its the holidays .and my "schedule" totally HANCUR . so much for wanting to study.
and do my hw. (unfinished btw.)
spent most of my time at the comp and the piano and reading DRESDEN FILES.
comp nothing much. piano i think i hardly play this much .

and dresden files is the bladdy best series since.. ok i'll compare it to night watch.
night watch is in an urban setting (moscow) . which makes it cool .
dresden files is set in chicago , with drug lords and mafias . with secret vampire , werewolf societies.

not like all those fancy fancy fantasy stories .with weird names and hard to imagine stuff.
this series , i can say is kinda realistic. well written . funny . but not for your younger siblings to read. abit , *ahem ahem* NEVERMIND. but its interesting. got like organization one.
and super kesian this harry dresden. helping out with police investigations when no one believes him. haha.

ANYWAY. GO WIKI DRESDEN FILES WHY IS THIS ON MY BLOG.

so anyway , SELAMAT HARI RAYA!

balik kampung, tanam jagung , buka sarung .
*stolen from noose. the noose rocks.*

and its october , september has passed.

*WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS . *

yes ppl , its october. wake up .

AGM.

27th september

flag raising and AGM of SJAM EC.

So , the flag raising starts as 3.30pm . Or WAS supposed to . i went at like, 2.30 .
people(form 1s) were like,

"you got fooled!!! come so early. "

no la. as a semangat st john member i came early . eaaaaarly . so finally at * time unknown* , they formed the squad. *seniors super stressed*

then we moved on to the flagpoles. sean turned on the spanking new water fountain.

*Waiting for seniors *

pavanjit complains , " babi my daddy toe and small toe burning . " , while i reply ,
" my whole foot burning. everybody's foot is burning larrh."

so anyway the ceremony passed quite uneventfully (i think) other than Ho Wei Lik seeing his nametag , " HARRY " pinned on seah guo li.

anyway. so we walked to the bus stop , took bus to grand straits garden ( GSG) . and waited there. my table - keshan , sathirien , pavan , me , yong, paul ,pang, yugen and donovan .

donovan . everyone was like, scared he eat everything. the other table had shaarvin, justin, edwin , the rest of the gang - nabil and shafiq. hahahha.

shafiq terus drank water when buka puasa time while nabil was still praying. hahahhahahahah.

*im not blogging about the food. *

mrs tan came by our table . next to yong. then she asked us how were we doing in school .
yong terus tembak -

" teacher , that noor aznee ah OHMYGOD she ah from the time you left she only teach us past and present tense ohmygod my english 76 you know teacher good la "

yong kena pull ear by mrs tan , who has forgotten his name
"ohhh YONG . yaaa YONG YEE SHUN . SHUEN. "

yishun yishun.

congrats to the new NCOs , and the promoted ones!

L/Cpls Isaac , Jeremy , fabian, edmund! (and SEAN) hahahhaha.
Cpls - alex, jethro , jonathan ( private > cpl . terror!) le bin ,
Sgt - ivan (grats! )

jethro , mr.president. oh and before that yoke perng gave this super semangat speech which super semangat-ed most of us.

while speeches are being made, we are expected to be attentive and quiet.
sorry , cpl . brian chang, during your speech there was this guy singing "apologize"
out of tune outside , so we had to tahan laughing !

yoke perng said ,"knowing Leroy for 5 years , leroy should have a lot to say ."
Leroy said," knowing mrs. tan for 5 yrs , SHE should have EVEN MORE to say ."

"you all not scared i nag? " asks mrs tan.

after everything we posed for group photo .
1, 2 , 3

"CHRISTOPHER!!"

another one.

"YOKE PERNG"

another

"MRS TAN! "

another.

"MR CHEWW" < I wanna see this .

meanwhile the form 5's debating why the former batch (leroy and gang) are SO tall .

chris - " they suck our height."
gwee- " 1990 milk powder not the same "

happy 17th birthday to Tan " the concept man " Yoke Perng !

today .

today , was the prefect AGM .

drew on the booklet. which kena rampas by irwin . and conteng-ed .

=D

my star thingy got *BLACKLISTED* on it and the fella i drew got pythagoras theorem and some other stuff. the animal thing got do re mi fa so la ti do with little people under each one and the smallest DO has got"isaac" written there. and irwin drew what looked like tadpoles there.

...

yes tadpoles . unless you mean something else, irwin =D

watched a powerpoint prepared by previn , which had lots of videos, including one with edwin doing obstacle course , wearing what jacelyn calls " edwin's swimsuit shirt" .

anyway..

congrats to the new BOD!

N.Kapten- vhinodini ( correct my misspelling !) , T. Kapten - Raj Kumar. WOW!!

KAPTEN - amirul hakim !

congrats everyone! not forgetting the others,

sean - n. pengerusi bilik pengawas , ee hui - bendahari ,
wan qing -pengerusi bilik pengawas(aka,sean's boss. ) ee ling- UP5 .

and their boss is none other than DINASH! grats, your whole unit perancang team ,
excluding hamdan (grats too!) , ARE GIRLS! hahahahhaha .have fun!

oh wait. disiplin board . presenting this year's KDB ,

alexander tan . wow. the applause wei .

alexander , WOW.

jika ada tersalah kata, saya mengangkat sepuluh jari saya meminta maaf.
(taken from kap. jagtish's speech . hahahah )


speaking of wow , lets talk about the noose. the f1 guy was saying ,

"santa maria! " while gesturing his hands in a very familiar "italiano " way .

santa maria is spanish . the guy does italian. nevermind . i suddenly teringat italian hand signs .

so here you go , a video on it .