Appetising conversation in a restaurant!!!

Recently i went to this japanese restaurant to eat ...
then there was this group of 3 fellas few tables away from us ...
and i could hear what they were saying ...clearly ...
below : their conversation . A , B ,C << the 3 fellas

suddenly start tokin abt rats
A: damn it wei , my house damn lot of rats man!
B : rats so bloody easy to catch use rat trap lor...
A : think i nvr use ah... no use one
C : rat shit so smelly damn irritating one
B : that time i fry rat now no rat come my house ady
A : fry rats???
*at this point some ppl are starting to stare at them..."
B:ya!!! take hot oil grab the tail and dip it in !! its damn stress-relieving!!
C: man that is so damn f***ing wrong man!!!
A:dude , ur head is just so wrong... hahaha!!!
B : next time come my house i let u try rat shashimi
C: man i think i rather stay away... what pot u use to fry the rat?
B : frying pan lo... old one la
A : acctually hor , keep cat quite good leh ... no rats one
C:aiya no use for him . he probably make the cat fat then go cook
B: *sick smile*
*then , the sukiyaki comes to their table *
B : i think next time i make rat sukiyaki
A&C : shut the f---- up and eat lar...

*seriously , this really happened...*