My Name Is Jonas , Scummy !

" So who's that girl there?
I wonder what went wrong
So that she had to roam the streets
She don't do major credit cards
I doubt she does receipts
It's all not quite legitimate "

Arctic Monkeys - Scummy .

My name is Jonas.
I'm carrying the wheel.
Thanks for all you've shown us.
This is how we feel.

Weezer - My Name Is Jonas

These two songs , are two of shaarvin's favourite songs.
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No , no no, he's not dead, I'm not preparing his epitaph or something .
HE"S SINGING THEM IN SUPER SLOW MOTION IN CLASS.
MY NAME IS JONAS ISN'T SO BAD. BUT HE SINGS SCUMMY TILL I TAK TAHAN LA ****.

I whacked shaarvin with today's Star newspaper . Yes the one with the mechanical spiders on the front page.

Shaarvin is an aspiring musician ,he started out singing "Scummy" to the tune of "Your Call" and Your Call to the tune of Your guardian angel and your guardian angel to the tune of etc etc

He says it's payback for uh , my singing . HAHAHHAHAH.