Sunday, May 3, 2009

Part 2 .

" I'm a fugitive." said Shafiq to himself. He checked out his new surroundings, an old underground basement below a warehouse. Rats scurried past him . How Shafiq wished he was a rat , without a worry in the world . At least rats didn't have to escape from Mafias. He wandered along the corridors and suddenly he heard a sound. The voice of a girl singing.

Cautiously he advanced towards the sound. A stout steel door separated him from the sound. Shafiq thought of kicking the door down but that wouldn't do his knees any good . Counting on luck , he tried the den key . Two things surprised him . Firsty ,the key worked and the door opened. Secondly , there was no girl . There was just an old transistor radio perched atop an old steel cabinet. The cabinet opened and a shadowy figure stepped out.

" There's a cold war coming . I heard it on the radio."

Surprised , Shafiq threw the den key at the shadowy figure , who deftly flicked the key aside.

"It's a violent world, eh . " , the shadowy figure said with a grin.

Scared, Shafiq asked the man , "Who are you??"

" I'm the centipede . I've got hundred of everything. " , said the man and laughed sinisterly.

Shafiq trembled with fear but regained his composure. He tried to find out more about the mysterious centipede . From his conversation with the centipede, he learnt that he was the result of a macabre Nazi Medic experiment , giving him the ability to manipulate the molecular structure of certain parts of his body . He could also duplicate objects. Shafiq mentally listed the centipede's abilities: Grow spikes, inject poison , and duplicate objects??

The high concentration of Zyklon B ( Yes it actually exists) mutated various organisms around the Nazi Death Camps. Mutated centipedes were used in some sort of experiment and the venom was injected into him . Apparently this had something to do with bringing the dead back to life , but it took 66 years for the thing to take effect and when it was tested , the whole camp exploded and spread the effects all over the world (????) . The 66 years were almost up , and the next solar eclipse would bring those cold, lifeless bodies back to existance .

In EC, Shafiq learned chemistry and biology . But he could not see the freaking logic behind being able to manipulate your molecular structure , and that of objects , plus the connection between zyklon B , centipedes , zombies, a Cold War , 66 years and a solar eclipse. " So this is World War III? " asked Shafiq.

The Centipede slapped Shafiq's head and said, " Are you stupid??? This war is nothing like a world war. It's being fought by the undead. Plus , it's not going to happen because I'm going to stop it. "

Shafiq opened his mouth to talk back but paused when he saw the hundred spikes leaking poison which were forming on Mr. Centipede's hands. Shafiq looked down at his own scrawny arms and wished he had superpowers. Maybe he should visit North Korea and piss them off so they would do Nuclear tests on him . The sound of footsteps and shouting broke the silence. The centipede slapped Shafiq again .

" You EEEEdiot!!! Your enemies have followed you down here!!! " he shouted angrily .

" OH SHEEEEET" , shouted Shafiq. A gang of 101 mafias has surrounded them . He began to search everywhere for his trusty weapon, the den key , but his efforts were futile. He told the centipede, " We've gotta work together , you scratch my back I scratch your back okay??"

" Sure, I'm on your side. But you wouldn't want me to scratch your back.", said the centipede and tossed Shafiq's den key to him. The centipede launched a mighty attack in 100 directions
(see it works) . Nevertheless he could not handle 101 mafias . The extra 1 mafia overpowered him. Shafiq threw his den key , penetrating through the cranium and brains of 2 mafias. Handling 99 mafias was a piece of cake and they were SLAUGHTERED. Killing spree!!

Shafiq waded through the pool of blood , searching for his Cranium-Bashing key. he tripped over some intestines and fell flat on his face. The Centipede shook his head and tossed the Den Key to Shafiq. Surprised, he asked, " Where did you find it? "

"I've got 100 of everything. " :D

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eihh so long seh .

written by me and Shaarvin. Michael fell asleep after writing the girl crying .
thanks again to Coldplay for writing Life In Technicolour.
with "inspiration" from Heroes, Left4Dead, CoD5: WorldAtWar , and The Spirit , plus DOTA.

quote from Chuan Li:

" who falls on his face is a SOHAI . " (Stupid guy)

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