feng shui

OKAY . end of exams!
teacher happy you happy students happy parents happy i hippy .

well kinda. our stupid sivik/pj/art kena postpone to monday .
and sivik's counted, fyi.

so anyway after the science incident , i checked the next day's maths like crazy.
lesson learnt! the maths paper SUCKED. who prepared the questions?
i ask the ringer with the slick trigger finger to shoot em' go bang bang .
(lyrics *somewhat* from another way to die)

they ask to draw net of prism on a grid.
a grid is made up of squares yes? why this one like rectangle???not proportioned also.

so anyway after that was islam , so we wished shafiq LOTS OF LUCK COZ HE REALLY NEEDS IT. he sat next to fauzan so i think its okay. hahahahha.

then we went to 2A and all of us sat there then zainal came in and mengada and try to be funny.
after that ruhana came in and everyone claps coz everybody's pleased
(lyrics from lupe fiasco's superstar)

coz zainal is gone. BUT , ruhana gets angry halfway and lets us out late and everyone's quiet and like a boiling pot of water u put on the lid and forced it to keep quiet. uhhh. whats it called.

pressure cooker. yea.

so when she said boleh balik,i kick the chair back under the table, but everyone went WORRRRRR and push tables and chairs out of their way .

worse eh . some ppl , (secret identity) shouted RUHANA B---H , GO DIE , etc etc. then ben shove one table until terjatuh . basically most of the tables and chairs terjatuh.

I whack ben and shout , "MY CLASS LA BODOHHHH"

moral was today's first paper . halfway i went out for toilet break and at the same time try search for the big board which has got the moral values + definisi displayed there.

okay, didn't pass it anyway so i did my exam honestly didn't i?

;D


geo was okay . the part were we had to measure the curved railway track , i tore a piece of paper. anfal tried to take thread from his shirt .

i went out and sharsindra ask how to do the curved distance . i told him bout the paper /thread .
he went,

"ADHA PAVHI. " ( means, like, oh sinner. i dunno , shaarvin say one. )

so anyway because of ungku , alot of people went to his "office" and came back to class at 5.15 . by the time they got settled it was 5.30 .

at the end, teacher asked, siapa belum habis?
then aaron put up his hand and teacher said 5 minit lagi.

aaron was bouncing in his seat "ONEMORE ONE MORE ONE MORE FINISH!"

hahahahahhaha .


yes yes, now lets talk about feng shui

during exams is ,

*cannot cut hair , coz hair is like the memory stick .
*dont cabut white hair for the same reason
*if the front part questions are not going very smoothly , flip to every page and do one question.
*spin your pen after every question .
*for essay papers, tie the string with 3 knots.
*make sure the people sitting in you 8 directions have no negative feelings towards you.
the person in front of you should be short (so you can see his paper)
* you should be tall to the person behind you(cannot see your paper)
*dont cut you hair , lagi bushy ppl can see your paper .
*if got ant come on your paper , dont kill it .
*if got mosquito come on your paper , dont kill it .
*if mosquito sit on your arm , then different story .

okay okay nonsense!!! ahahahahha .

oh yea.

* dont ask michael for answers, all wrong.

better stuff

okay , so yesterday i damn angry

but today i shall try , and i shall make up for it.
i believe i can get 100 for math . ahhahahah.

so speaking of lighter and funnier stuff , amarpreet's bag suddenly got this
uh..shiny thing.

if im not wrong its a watch , y'know like the one they keep on the chain .
shiny and silver . so pavan was in his typical "you-dont-act" stuff

so he was like,
"see la amarpreet. wanna put shiny shiny stuff also. dunno what is it also wanna put"

then amar replied ,
"its a clock la din put batteries."

pavan,
"see? wanna put useless kaput things on his bag. what, you think bling ah? amarpreet gonna be the next rapper ahhh 50 cent ahhh . BLING BLING SINGH , is it???"

well that put everyone in a good mood. hahahah .
i want to bring a camera and some shades to school so we can film,

BLING BLING SINGH !

" amarpreet singh is , " * amarpreet walk towards camera *
* lowers shades and put back on*

"BLING BLING SINGH" * in the middle of that he adjust the jacket and brush his shoulder*

brush shoulder the hip-hop way , like jay-z's dirt off your shoulder .

or maybe he can be the next spy.

"008 ". ( uh sorry if this is insulting. pavan , let me know ok. )

why 008???" figure it out yourself.

he'll be with the Bhond girls. and he's starred in movies like,

Die Yenada Dei , Casino Da Mumbai , From Bombay With Lurvve , and the lastest is...

Quantum of Cholis ( pronounce like, english sikit. CHOLAYS so it sounds like solace)

now showing in cinemas! this saturday we all gonna watch , but we'll be going to
st.joseph for the hari kantin .

SATURDAY. SATURDAY.

oh yes and barrack obama ! president of USA! congrats !

the typical exam screw-up-day

And so it seems , for every exam,

every ,single exam.

someone HAS to screw up.

okay more about that later . time for a recap first.

BM -

pemahaman was tough , but okay okay though the first question i already wrong cause i put "dia" for the rich man instead of "beliau" . hahahha.

paper 2 was okay . the KOMSAS part i couldn't really recall "kasih sayang antara masyarakat"
events for tragedi 4 disember. so i wrote anak din biola.

smart move eh. hahahahahha. yea smart except for the fact i forgot budiman's friend.

"Budiman , Chong , dan .." dan. who's that indian dude ah .

Ravi. (no, ivan didnt tell me that day)
nope .

Siva? nope.

uhhhhhhhh. so i wrote "rakan-rakan budiman." . actually he's CHANDRA.

sejarah-

suvivable. the questions were okay , except quite alot i had to tikam.
but lucky i tikam the 'bau' one correct. antimoni and emas. hahaha.

Day 2 english

english is always okay. hahaha. first question:

"toothpaste can make your pearls sparkle!"
answers: toothpaste can polish pearls,toothpaste can make you sparkle.

surprisingly got ppl choose 2nd one. hahahhaha. and paper 2 was okay also.
the fella played with his dad's car . i put "shafik " and the dad was "encik sharir."

oh yea and " puan tan seow heng" vetted the paper. we're like ,

JUSTIN ITS ARIELLE'S MAMA

math

fine. not too bad. quite careful .

day 3
science.

science .paper one was okay . it was raining really really heavily. well, for the past two days it rained really heavily anyway. derek fell asleep during paper 1 and he was smiling and opening-closing his mouth as if he's eating something tasty. oh yea, and our exam's in the hall.

2A 2B 2C combined = havoc.

paper 2 was OKAY . seriously.

except for the bloody BLANK PAGE.
*from this point onwards got a bit of foul language yea.*

WE WERE AT THE CANTEEN TALKING BOUT QUESTIONS THEN SHAFIQ MENTIONED THE CROCODILE AND GIRRAFE ONE THEN IM LIKE WHAT GIRRAFE CROCODILE ONE IM LIKE WTF MINE DONT HAVE ALSO WHERE WAS IS THEY SAID ITS AFTER THE WHEELBARROW THINGY AND BEFORE THE FOOD THINGY IM LIKE WTF *SHOUT DAMN LOUD*MINE ONLY BLANK PAPER SO I TAK JADI EAT CHICKEN RICE I RAN TO THE UNIT PEPERIKSAAN TO ASK TEACHER ABOUT IT LUCKILY / NOT LUCKILY
RUHANA IS THERE AND I ASK HER ABT THE PAPER AND GOT 2 OTHER TEACHERS THERE I ASK ABT MY PAPER THEY SAY IS MY OWN PROBLEM AND THEY SAY EVEN FORM 2FATAN KUAILANKIA ALSO CAN NOTICE IM LIKE YEA DAMN RIGHT IS MY OWN !@#@$^$ PROB AND THATS VERY TRUE SO I LEARNT A LESSON TO CHECK MY PAPER PROPERLY AND ALSO PEEK AT PPL'S PAPER COZ THE KUAILANKIA PROBABLY LOOK AT HIS FREN'S PAPER AND REALISED HIS ONE DONT HAVE SO HE SAID TO HIMSELF
"ALAMAK LINCAH LAH KENA CAKAP DENGAN CIKGU BUDUH'
AND I DAMN PISSED OFF KANASAI BYE BYE.

i go study geografi and math and moral bye bye good luck people dont be careless like me and dont take for freaking granted that your paper is not empty and then your teacher will say its your damn freaking problem babi

exam exam .

today is deepavali , happy deepvali to my hindu frens!

and and and , exams are next week.
sejarah and geo are okay, as in , ok ok only.

sejarah i understand what rentap says ,

" bawalah semua meriam kau dari eropah , kami tidak takut kepada eropah"

which basically means, " you got guns we got balls. "

geo - brassey crocker and terus madi are in sabah .

native sabahans go to crocker to make their crocker like titiwangsa .
then if u fool with the brassey u TERUS MATI .

science is , well, science.

maths is ok, so is english .

for maths the net of the cylinder arranged properly looks VERY WRONG.

english teaches us living skills ,

the price of rice is going up, so we should turn to alternatives . but potato is not a good alternative.

speaking of living skils there's KH. kemahiran hidup.

no comment. electricity . oh and i finished my kerja kayu in a little more than an hour.

bm teach you if you wanna get a girl , take her clothes and hide them then ask granny to help.

OK THIS IS NOT MAKING SENSE.

STARS

stars , as in ****** etc etc.

well yes. first of all , happy deepavali to my indian friends!
and good luck for the exams for , well , all my friends. including the form 5s who are gonna face
SPM in uhh, well. are going to face spm.

ok . SO HAVE YOU FINISHED STUDYING?
no? yes? no? not all? a bit left?
WELL , lucky you ! YOU HAVE A FEW DAYS HOLIDAY TO STUDY .

genius , genius. no not me . ungku . giving us our kerja kayu at the frickin' last minute.
we're supposed to pass up next thursday . along with the lakaran + lukisan teknik .

wait, lukisan is with tchr . so assuming we have a fully-equipped workshop at home , the KK shud be easy .

but the average malaysian isn't bob the builder. and just now wasted 30 minutes telling us abt the kerja kayu . then ask him for our lukisan teknik say " nanti saya bagi".

at 6.20 firdauz comes in with a stack of paper and says that we have to finish by 6.45.

****

so , today's theme is High School Musical . sit next to justin and he'll hum "music in me" which drives shafiq to my place where i sing " breaking free " or the latest hit , " now or never " .
(fully intentional)

0.o

which earns me one shove from shaarvin .(fully intentional) and no we're not fans.(no offence)

***
speaking of shove, lets talk about fight . okto replaced sport science with fight science, and it's so gonna be on the list of most inspiring tv shows for 2A/2B students , alongside the noose, behind closed doors,brainiac and victoria's secret fashion show .

0.o

well not really , just joking la. project runway's better. fight science has got everyone talking , and attempting .

the double kungfu kick , on the wall. (i tried!!)

nabil and edwin had a "fight" .
well they DID actually fight but it was... friendly.

edwin used ninjitsu while nabil used lots of grappling moves to choke edwin(brazillian jiu-jutsu)
the choked edwin launched a flurry of blows which went "TOK TOK TOK" on nabil's head.

edwin also demostrated muay thai .

and the highlight , was the ZuiQuan or , drunken boxing. since minors cant drink alcohol,
edwin drinks water and slops it out of his mouth . displaying the "drunkard and his cups"
stance, edwin exudes the aura of a true fighter.

edwin: " thank you!"

***
the newest game in class is called , THE NAME GAME .
this game is actually like, a recall of what i came up with in form 1.

CONCEPT :

name , eg: aaron . last letter , N . so make a name ( of the opp. gender) with the last letter,

eg: Nicole . next , edmund . next dorothy , and so on . each 5 names correct earns you one star which is used for ulti's . ok fine. not ulti , lets not get DOTA over here. special moves?

if you're stuck you can use star to reverse order , like u get N - guy's name .use a star and u can give a girl's name instead .

or u can use to change letter , to the letter before or after .

eg: Y . can change to X , or Z .

ok. lame. hahhahah. happy studying . good luck for the exams!

***
and oh , before we go ,

here's a bit of philosophy from my fellow student , shaarvin.(WHAT AN IMPROVEMENT)

" a kick in the dick is worth two in the face."

true to theory , tried and tested.

:D

SDJ.

okay so today was the KRK scrabble thingy @ SDJ .

very happy to be able to fly zainal's class (seni) cause i didn't draw anything for homework .
which is kereta modern / mimpi yang ngeri.

for the kereta , draw one guy sitting down and say modern cars are invisible .
for the mimpi , draw his portrait . or stick a mirror if you're busy and when he asks ,

"APA TAHI"
"ini cikgu , cikgu mimpi ngeri ler. "

but , this time im lazy to do . i have better/more important stuff to do .
like studying for exams and uh.. blogging? :D

so ms noor aznee was supposed to send us there but suddenly ratna pops out with a sour face and asks us to CEPAT.

*looks at sharsindra who's got a "WTH " look *

reach there and on the way i piss ratna off again coz i agak agak the directions to SDJ .
behind the stadium whaat. still reached there mah.

sesat in SDj searching for the scrabble place . finally find it and the fella at my table is

darshan, from smk mutiara rini.

rules - 20 minutes for each game. as in , not with the timer . not like one person 10 minutes.
its like , the fella can idle the game if he likes.
twice when i wanted to put nice finishing the game finished. hahah . tak puas.
yes and i played with the same fella twice. so sad. he does one digit scores most of the time.

i got weird stares after the 1st round. fair enough .

then went to the dewan and waited for the chess to finish . meanwhile talked with this SMK TU fella and a SDJ fella called zebedee.

ooh. interesting .ZEBEDEE ZEBEDOO . like alakazam alakazoo. wth . nvm .

prizes from last to first ALL THE SAME . nvm la . quite nice also :D

recent .

recently .

been preparing for exams . hahaha. should have started earlier , yarr?
went library that day . super rowdy . ahhaha.

nth much to blog about.

next tuesday 's the final episode of the noose!

hahah . gonna miss the series. one of my fav parts.

*SANTA MARIA.*



not forgetting leticia! the filipino maid.



and last but not least , yarrr , its barbarella!



adrianna must not quit in the noose season 3 . must not yarr.

EDITED .

today's a break for us thanks to the form 3s who are having pmr. GOOD LUCK!
yesterday a few form5s asked me for my pmr paper. 0.o

i saw megat and i asked him how was his paper.
he said : KELIRU * shows middle finger*

okay..

so anyway on the 21st of october , there's this karnival kelas rancangan khas (KRK) .
so there's gonna be a SCRABBLE competition. yeahhh . this is gonna be fun.

*edited this post . my blog has been boring .

yesterday , a few classes relocated to our upstairs , including 2c.

they poured water on the floor . no big deal eh?
their floor is our ceiling . so?
our ceiling is the old style one . planks!

so justin was holding an umbrella in class. next door was worse . the whole front row 's books got drenched.

edwin keeps asking me , " LIM WHERE MY CRUMPLER?"
i reply , " you think my mum go sg everyday is it... which one you want? "
edwin ," got which one meh? crumpler 1, crumpler 2 "
"got western lawn , the hoax , the complete seed , the .."

"WTF LA. "

Mr. Blue Sky

my computer's monitor broke down and died . its death came in a few stages -

1) blank out , flicker . whack once to revive.
2)blank out - whack a few times to revive
3) kong kiau. (die)

so got a new monitor. haha . the 4 year old one DIED. lazy to blog.

electric light orchestra -mr blue sky. nice song.

rejuvenation . what???

ok . so back to school .
first day itself was , ahh . derek and the bandana . ok i wont talk about it . kesian him .
form1 prefects forgot to make the front line AGAIN.

then then . ahh panir reminded us about our exams . thank you sir .
3rd NOVEMBER in case you forget .
or dont want to remember .

=D

so the WHOLE of the holidays i have been SLACKING.
on sunday , i did more revision than the whole of the week . that was doing some notes.

SLACK yeahh . fortunately , the source of my slacking -

reading dresden files , is running out . my friend has no more to lend me. hahahah .
now shafiq asking me to lend him . i told him the outline and concept he's like ,

" stop telling me. shut up and lend.. "

no i dont wanna ruin ppl's exams. and yes , i got alot of reactions from ppl , like
"stupid , buy lar"

"YOU CLOWN IS IT . BUY LARR "

"WALAOOO"

heh .