Saturday, November 8, 2008

feng shui

OKAY . end of exams!
teacher happy you happy students happy parents happy i hippy .

well kinda. our stupid sivik/pj/art kena postpone to monday .
and sivik's counted, fyi.

so anyway after the science incident , i checked the next day's maths like crazy.
lesson learnt! the maths paper SUCKED. who prepared the questions?
i ask the ringer with the slick trigger finger to shoot em' go bang bang .
(lyrics *somewhat* from another way to die)

they ask to draw net of prism on a grid.
a grid is made up of squares yes? why this one like rectangle???not proportioned also.

so anyway after that was islam , so we wished shafiq LOTS OF LUCK COZ HE REALLY NEEDS IT. he sat next to fauzan so i think its okay. hahahahha.

then we went to 2A and all of us sat there then zainal came in and mengada and try to be funny.
after that ruhana came in and everyone claps coz everybody's pleased
(lyrics from lupe fiasco's superstar)

coz zainal is gone. BUT , ruhana gets angry halfway and lets us out late and everyone's quiet and like a boiling pot of water u put on the lid and forced it to keep quiet. uhhh. whats it called.

pressure cooker. yea.

so when she said boleh balik,i kick the chair back under the table, but everyone went WORRRRRR and push tables and chairs out of their way .

worse eh . some ppl , (secret identity) shouted RUHANA B---H , GO DIE , etc etc. then ben shove one table until terjatuh . basically most of the tables and chairs terjatuh.

I whack ben and shout , "MY CLASS LA BODOHHHH"

moral was today's first paper . halfway i went out for toilet break and at the same time try search for the big board which has got the moral values + definisi displayed there.

okay, didn't pass it anyway so i did my exam honestly didn't i?

;D


geo was okay . the part were we had to measure the curved railway track , i tore a piece of paper. anfal tried to take thread from his shirt .

i went out and sharsindra ask how to do the curved distance . i told him bout the paper /thread .
he went,

"ADHA PAVHI. " ( means, like, oh sinner. i dunno , shaarvin say one. )

so anyway because of ungku , alot of people went to his "office" and came back to class at 5.15 . by the time they got settled it was 5.30 .

at the end, teacher asked, siapa belum habis?
then aaron put up his hand and teacher said 5 minit lagi.

aaron was bouncing in his seat "ONEMORE ONE MORE ONE MORE FINISH!"

hahahahahhaha .


yes yes, now lets talk about feng shui

during exams is ,

*cannot cut hair , coz hair is like the memory stick .
*dont cabut white hair for the same reason
*if the front part questions are not going very smoothly , flip to every page and do one question.
*spin your pen after every question .
*for essay papers, tie the string with 3 knots.
*make sure the people sitting in you 8 directions have no negative feelings towards you.
the person in front of you should be short (so you can see his paper)
* you should be tall to the person behind you(cannot see your paper)
*dont cut you hair , lagi bushy ppl can see your paper .
*if got ant come on your paper , dont kill it .
*if got mosquito come on your paper , dont kill it .
*if mosquito sit on your arm , then different story .

okay okay nonsense!!! ahahahahha .

oh yea.

* dont ask michael for answers, all wrong.

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