roadblock .

YOU SHALL NOT PASS !!!
ah , gandalf . gotta love that part .

channel 5's got this habit of showing lord of the rings practically every year .

well , at least LOTR is a nice movie . superb battles , and chnl 5 shows all 3 , unlike tv 3 /ntv7/tv2 which is like , every year repeating fellowship .
for goodness's sake , show something nice la malaysia .
but then again, malaysia's not open minded .
see singapore. so open minded .vibrant .
something like that comes along in malaysia , badawi sayyyy


"you shall not pass"

The UNGKU , the PAVAN , and the RUBIK's CUBE + the ADDICTS .

hello . im back and im like , dying to post .
got so much to post ,muahhahaha. my upstairs neighbour havin some sorta mahjong party.
can hear them talking and tiles clattering on the floor .
sleepless night , hello!

first of all . lets talk about the rubik's cube .

the rubik's cube was invented by this fella called erno RUBIK . first call the hungarian magic cube 0.o then now , the rubik's cube .
1980 , the height of the rubik's cube craze.
now , its back in ec , by the form 5's ... and we're kinda addicted .
rayson , our rubik taukay .
"rayson! got bring cube for me? "
*rm10 *

cube's got adverse affects on ppl .
addiction .
shaarvin's case .
"lim im addicted. you know what im doing? "
what?
"solving it in my head."
=.=
"lim , you turn ah , face this side here. if you turn it there that one wont move ."
wah? how u noe?
"i analysed theformula ."
OHMYGOODNESS . shaarvin actually ANALYSED . used his BRAIN . *applause*

shafiq on the other hand is really addicted .lets tell the sad story .
tuesday - went out to pray . put cube in the pocket .
manga madeh yeh . ( shaarvin's weird word . tamil for "mango idiot." )
then piza saw him . "meh sini . ambik tu . "
cube - GONE .
shafiq emo...so we in class plotting la . bring all the cubers in ec to piza then solve in front of him.
when piza kena hypnotize by the flashing colours, take the cube...
so on wednesday , he got another cube .
so now, he din bring pj stuff .to avoid piza , he hide at the toilet area with few other ppl .
(toilet area means outside , got nice bench and table which one chair kena destroyed dy .)
then
ahchai (saiful jefri ) pass by .so they go back to class.
shafiq damn pandai go play cube . ungku pass by. oooh .
die . cube gone . ungku ask him go field .kena whack by piza. so sad for shafiq .
at tuition, me and edwin pakat to bring cube. shafqi despo , raba raba my bag for the cube .
this is called WITHDRAWAL . and COLD TURKEY .
hear it click shafiq .
and that was the weirdo on my RIGHT , in tuition .
the one on my LEFT .


pavanjit singh .
the infamous mr pavanjit
" if-i-do-like-that-to-you-you-like-or-not-ribena-will-suck-forever-in-my-life" singh .
now added another one . " i just testing you only."
super-lame . and he's going around insulting . and like " im testing u only."
so that day me and pang were like
"aiya, pavan dunno the concept , damn lame . lame until blog kena SPAM . SPAM . "
then he's like
"you damn cool la?"
no la. testing you only .kena bengang in the whole crowd.
speaking of blog , what happened to pavan's?
the pavan234.blogpsot . aka rbena will suck 4ever in my life.
after the SPAM (super funny! great work!)
pavan's cbox was transformed into an imaginary world
where ungku shaves his armpits white , amarpreet's gay (he's straight , pavan dunno la.) , got panasjit , and maliah carey is interested in pavan .
the blog url was changed , and due to overwhelming lameness , and another spamming in which piza supposedly has super-breast muscles , he deleted his LAME blog .
yay!

and now, on to ungku . ungku salleh , admired by zoe for his flabs .
constantly bragging , ok fine.
proudly talking about his artisticness , interior design-nerness , how he knows how to style himslef. blabla bla la.
so he's teaching lukisan teknik . and he's talking bout his pencil set , and explaning what's the B in 2B and the H in HB like he's some sort of expert .
H = hard, B =black .
then he talk about his drawings , 90% +++ one . cheh . bangga .
then he say eh worked in a steadlar factory (stationery one)
"kayu tu , letak carbon , letak kayu lagi , *SHOOO!* potong jadi pensel . "
me and shaarvin trying NOT to laugh .
"saya dulu kerja kat sana . bawah company CISCO . "
shaarvin : "what ...engineer ah."
me: " cisco is security guard i think.? "
shaarvin: " cheapskate . he steal the pencils at night"
ungku recently hates cubes. he goes around rampas-ing them .
today un's one kena . then next door kena check .we all frenzy go hide the cubes .
put in the table "drawer" then turn it towards the wall . the best one was ..
the window ledge , the high one , put the cubes there .
nicely got one big "MERDEKA" banner there . so nice .
shaarvin's cube behind mahatir's face .
then we saw suku jogging with a bunch of ppl . what 's HE doing there?
ah fine .we waved like he was one kind of superstar .he waved like he was the king .hahah .

Shaarvin the moustache-science-guy .

shaarvin , has great potential to be a scientist .

today , science worksheets .

1) many organisms now have become ___ and are forever lost to the world .

"eh lim . try put "male" there . "
many organisms have become male and are forever lost to the world .
0.o . shaarvin , you ok?

2) the rhinoceros and the ___ are some of the species faced with extinction.
"put male here again.."
the rhinoceros and the MALE? are some of the species faced with extinction .
shaarvin the genius . >.<

*yesterday*

experiment to detect starch in green plants...

so we boil the water with the leaf inside . aaron turns up the flame *WOOSH*
"AHAHHAHA " * admire the flame ....* " eh havent put the tripod la . eh eh turn it off..."
then the thing's hot , so they use test tube holder to carry . *piang* terjatuh.
shaarvin picks it up with his hands ... " u bodoh number one la . "

*water is heated...wait to boil..."
*click click clack clack*
rubiks cube ...
*shickkk spooshh*
match is lighted ...
shaarvin uses tweezers to go put the match right into the bunsen burner flame and it BURNS..
meanwhile , i go get a boiling tube with some alcohol...

ahha . water's boiling ... everyone's mesmerized by the bubbles..bubble bubble bubble
*tchr comes * ehhH!!! water boiling sudahlah go tutup the bunsen burner...
so we put the leaf in the alcohol , then put in in a water bath...
oops , too little alcohol ... i got take the little bottle to tambah more..
they start sniffing the alcohol.. then they realise its not really pleasurable..
meanwhile , waiting for the leaf to decolorize..
*hehehehahhehehe*
aaron and shaarvin are happily lighting matches..
and feeding the spent ones to the ever-hungry flame of the bunsen burner...
im like,
"dont play with fire..."
*mauhahahahehheheheheee* *lights more...*
"OI SHAFIQ ... NEVER LIGHT MATCH BEFORE AH...LEMBIK"
"OI U SHADDAP LA...THIS MIKE KEEP PUSHING HOW TO LIGHT...."
aaron : " aiya give me laaaa i light.."

me: " dont play with fire larrr"
* muahahahehehehhahah*

* im bored..* *take one drop of alcohol..*
drip





*plink*



*WOOSH*


*screams*


hahah! i turned the flame a lumniscent blue ... and like , i almost burnt aaron's silky hair.
and not to mention , aaron dropped the match , thank goodness onto the tile . not onto
shaarvin's jewels...

then teacher came and see
"oh your leaf's mostly decolourized... take it out and put it on the tile.."
eh , teacher ? dont need to put it in hot water again ? *shows textbook*
"ah dont need .."
0.o...ah whatever . hey mike!! the leaf looks like you!!
*shows bleached leaf..*
"what the @#!$ ...?!?! "

then we put the leaf on the tile , and drip iodine. little black spots.. teacher realize that she made a mistake , ...for like everyone .
"thursday we redo."

shaarvin's like " yay! more fire!"

and we leave our tile on the table , with the bleached leaf,
and suspicious black residue which look like ashes .
from matches to be exact!

mrs tan's farewell ceremony??

today was the farewell ceremony for one of ec's best and longest serving tchrs ,mrs tan.
imagine la . 25 years teaching lil devils like us . muahahah .
she's also the teacher advisor for st john , 10 years already ...
so as usual , got the speeches all that , ms shyamala was giving a power speech abt mrs tan .
you know la , her ARRRTiculate pronounciation and vocab . hahah .
then they showed a slideshow , her pic at "sweet sixteen " *doesnt really look any different* and when she was at convent , (ya , convent ) then her wedding photos , *alamak all secret terbocor.* she doesnt look any different from now EITHER ... what she use?? SK II ??

then chua and the gang went and sang wonderwall ..
classic seh .
then , they had an antique *ANTIQUE . VERY * car to bring her away !
its like , antique until the type where you fill in petrol from the "nose" of the car there ...
and it looks like a beca ...

so , goodbye i guess .
when it was suku it was " gotta go my own way "
now its " leaving "
hahah .
bye mrs tan! and thank you!

happy father's day!

happy father's day pa!
a tribute to all the dads out there , keep up the good work !
good? terrific.

1000 !

yay! my blog has gotten 1000 hits so far , since i put up the hit counter on the 21st of April ...
i'd like to thank everyone ... everyone who has read my blog
once, twice , very often ,
and thank you , those avid readers who kinda refresh the page all the time.. =D
those avid readers who seem to read the new post almost the instant it comes out ...

THANK YOU THANK YOU , onward to 10 000 !
and also celebrating the 50th post ~

WHY.

whylaaaaa
damn spoiler .all so cantik got one stupid fat one plonk itself between them .
arhhh .its my fault ok , my fault . but why ? i dont understand .
dont tell em i made SO many mistakes? come on . at least 7 more .i dont believe it .
and if someone didnt check properly and miscalculated , and its to late to change it
THAT person gonna prepare for his valuables to *FLY*
ahhhh .
SAD
SAD
SAD
.WHY la!? spoilerspoiler .
just as one came out alright the other one , the final one plonks its way from the sky in the middle of nowhere and crashes into the sandcastle that the little kiddo has been building for hours .

WHYLA .

Whyla. my PJ got 62% haha . not that im unhappy about that
* well, obviously im not happy but,din study , nth to say*
but whats this thing going around that even pj , and seni are counted in the total grades??
*toot* if like that ah , my seni 68% sure die la . 2 C's . spoiler shit .
i see next door the art safrida mark is like , the worst is 60+ . and ben can get 76 without even TRYING . arhhh . see mine ah , sure get like 80+ 90 + >_> =p
and then my moral . teruk . haha . one more mark get A .if pathma decides to review that , that err
tidak berputus asa one . berdikari , yeah right . tidak berputus asa is berdikari .nvm , if tak jadi also i gotta hope on my 10 marks that tchr gives for sikap and projects . now its just 90% . shaarvin got an A wei . but not yet plus the 10% that means, 71% like that .
we say " you get 9 marks can get A liao . "
he says " HIGHLY unlikely my friend..."
he just finished last month's assignment few days ago . >_<

well at least that shafiq zaini and azam are waaayyyy behind . i hope . justin going strong.

happy birthday matt!

today , 10th june ... is matthew chow's birthday!!!
wishing him a superb
happy birthday!!
matthew's cool , everyone don't forget our friend!!! wish him happy birthday!! ahhaha .

i forgot to write my name on my geo paper .
T : lim .
Me : goes there . *waits* where my paper..
T: lim kenapa saya panggil kamu ... *shows paper*
*LIM MAO FONG in blue pen written by tchr . *
oh no. and i thought my marks teruk ... = p

and my english composition paper i just pull the string it came out . 0.o .

am i lucky or is it probability ?

back to school . exam results .

back to school...
haih. normal routine . first thing i noticed was that the percubaan prefects were in uniform??
when did this happen? haha . ok also la .
like usual we all like. got alot to talk about.michael got new bag,who did what, bla bla .
then we all big group there . hear the teacher's voice on the mike. oh no . prefect slacking!!

oh! while i was ronda- ing i realised some block have been painted WHITE again....
looks sooo CLEAN . yeah .the uncivilised 2G ppl will go kick the walls . again...

in class, the class is like . alien . i found the table which i drew on during the exam . phwoar...nice .
of course everyone's waiting and not waiting for the exam results. 1st paper . maths . careless mistakes. ahhahahah . stupid . justin . 96% hahaha. highest! XD . im not gonna mention any results here.

2nd paper - english . mrs tan "crashed in" on ruhana's class. who ask ruhana come late. mrs tan retiring . ec losing yet another great teacher. english . = x not telling... we got snacks from mrs tan , uncivilised barbarians rushing to get even tho got like , 90 packets.

3rd -science . 86% . acctually 84 , but then the question about what happen to shit if a portion of the large intestine is removed? i put contain lots of water . wrong.justin got right for watery shit. so i ask teacher, i got the marks . how 84 go 86? i also dunno . justin got right for putting "stereoSCOPIC" hearing as two ears , so i guess my extra mark is JUSTI-fied..

4th-sejarah ... come in only we all say selamat sejathera PUAN farizan. haha . got married recently . ppl asking if husband shuai or not . shaarvin wanna get justin/me in trouble by using our name to ask teacher if she already... nvm . justin got 98%. arhh . but then got one correction . so he get lower? 96%? ahaha . still not saying my marks...