Hari Merdeka !

Tanggal 31 bulan lapan lima puluh tujuh!
merdeka merdeka tepat..teptat .. eih .

YOU DONT FORGET THE LYRICS .

joking. i kinda rmmbr the real ones but forgot the edited ones.

btw , who wants to hear my edited lyrics for keranamu malaysia can ask me!

so , its been 51 years since malaysia gained independence .

many things have happened.

so for now lets set aside our differences , wheter we support pakatan or BN ,

wheter you're like mike or shaarvin ,

wheter you damn rich or damn poor .

wheter you're big like sharsindra or small like irfan .

we are all malaysians .

today is national day .

towards unity !

Support The Malaysian Tourism Industry

yes , our beloved country will be 51 in a few days time . lets be patriotic like Hui Hao , the little
kid who came for the Pulau Redang trip and was singing "tanggal 31 " till he fell asleep .

Pulau redang is really something to be proud of . nature in all its glory .
something singapore doesn't have . (NEHHHH ) : p

after a very cold bus ride ( 10 pm until 7.30 am the next day , including toilet stops )
we arrive in terengganu . the group consists of :

mainly aunties . tsk tsk . 5 uncles .
thankfully got teenagers (lily and xuan ) and one not very young not very old person .( eng li )
and one small kid ( the patriotic ah hao )

stomach sudah lapar (or lapak as ah hao says it )
nasi minyak terengganu with gulai ikan tonggol . hahaha


half eaten before i remembered to snap a photo . terengganu drinks are very saturated with sugar.
a short journey to kuala terengganu jetty to set off to pulau redang .

an hour's boat ride to pulau redang . lunch.then snorkeling trip #1 ,
renting the eqps , life jacket give PINK one . no other colour .
then i need power mask since im like blur without my specs.
alas , the power masks are all PINK .
pink is manly . nvm .

while waiting ,we young ppl go off on our own snorkeling.
i havent gone snorkeling since, since , well . never , really. ahhah
head towards a small coral area near the beach. really nice, saw this big grouper
and lots of pomfrets. ahhaha.

diving spot at pulau lima .
following the guide around is nice, coz they show the nice places.
the guide flirting with the girls . heh heh . ahahahh.

saw clownfish ,giant clams and lots of coral .
i love snorkeling!

back at the beach , my mum give swimming lessons to my auntie who's bad at swimming .

i swim out with some ppl to the previous spot , and go a bit further out . more coral at the deeper end , and more fish as well . saw the grouper again , as well as some dory fish .

the call of nature forces me back to shore . damn! they managed to see baby sharks .

apparently redang isn't the same as 2 years back . the corals were more alive and there were more sharks . haha .

evening pics .


dinner is barbeque . yay . hahah . shafiq msg me and ask ,

" lim u coming tuition?"

i reply ,
"tuition? yeah .ill be a bit late tho . "

sleep at like 8.30 pm that day coz too tired .

day 2 .

wake up the next morning.
walk to the beach . then i realise there's gonna be sunrise . haha .




rajin fella . squat there for like half an hour . haha .

at breakfast we're talking about the sunrise . i suddenly say ,
" wasted, we missed yesterday's sunset . ''


it takes a while for everyone to realise we're on the EAST side of the island .
sunset is on the WEST side .

after breakfast is another snorkeling trip , this time to the marine park at pulau pinang .

the guides used fish to lure the moray eel out .
its freaking longer than me .hahahah . then there'e like huge grouper which's like ungku's perut buncit x2. maybe 1.5 .
and a lot of fish as usual. the coral there is nice at the deep end .
water keeps getting into my mouth coz my snorkel mouthpiece doesnt fit properly.
salt water makes you thirsty .

back to shore . lunch , then trip # 3
the place is called kampung lama tho there's no kampung in sight .
more clownfish over here . and many parrotfish which nearly bit my fingers off. hahah
found a cigarette while snorkeling .
*flashback* where we all are sitting near the boat controls . the fella is smoking and we point to the " NO SMOKING SIGN "

the ciggie 's gone .

where did it go? i dunno.

decided to try out scuba diving .

all geared up (no suit)


cheh . ahhaha.

compressed air from the tank is cold and dry . so the instructor , christopher teaches us hand signals , how to clear water from your mask , etc .

he forgot to teach us to use the buoyancy thing .hahah. or maybe we weren't supposed to use.
so start diving .
first time . its really nice, then i realise that they're below and im on top .
so i try to swim deeper . kick down .
i accidently held my breath . coz i thought i was snorkeling.
deeper underwater , the sea presents you with more than what you get by just being at the surface.
more fish , more stuff. bigger giant clams. and there's this coral where the fella go flick his fingers then it like shrink . like mimosa la. ahhah .

i tried to clear my mask then i accidently inhaled water .
water + the soap they cleaned the mask with .
bleukkkkk. sabun + salt taste in my mouth .ahhahahahah .

touching an anemone is like , it'll stick to your hand
then the clownfish will be darting everywhere.
lily and christopher kena hit in the mask by the clownfish . like finding nemo movie .ahhahah .
i realise im going up up up. i try to go down . im going up more. i stay still .
i start sinking . ehhh . hahahahah .
yay.

eng li is lagging behind . she keeps sinking . and very slow. chris is showing signal with two fingers and moving them up and down , ( keep your legs straight and kick slowly)

still slow.

scuba diving was really fun .

eng li says she wanna take leave next year to go get diving license .
sekali get liao come back to redang and cari chris .
"I GOT MY LICENSE !"
*underwater *
*signals* - ( kick properly la )

hahahahah.

*reads name card*
CHRISTOPHER CASSEY . DIVING INSTRUCTOR . REDANG BAY NAUI DIVING .
christopher cassey . fuyoh. hahhahahha

at night , everyone go cari blue sand . its actually plankton i think . or something la.
luminous blue specks in the water and sand at another end of the beach . squish it and theres a luminous blue smear on you fingers (tak sengaja one!!)


there .hhahaha. someone made sand turtle on the beach .

hmmm. next morning everyone wanna see the sunrise.

this isn't called an emo pic .


ahhh. hahahah.

leave pulau redang!

*travel tips to redang*
+rent an underwater camera . buying pics from them is like, rm 5 per pic. BLOODSUCKING.
+bring more clothes
+salt water is harder than gatsby moving rubber when left on your hair .
+.. i dunno. enjoy yourself.

then up to kota bahru ( kelantan) to eat nasi kerabu . not bad la. hahah .
then down to kuala terengganu . on the way eat dinner .
the warung woman thought lily was an actress . bangga like gila.


pink is manly. 0.0

mangosteens, cats, crickets , piano keys , nasty examiner .

ola .

my auntie from batu pahat came over .
with this huge bag of mangosteens . hahaha .
apparently from this frickin' old tree .
3 generations . wow .

so the bag left at the side while we're having dinner .

*kilikikilili*

"auntie , your phone i think"

so she checks her phone .nope. nth .

*kililikikiklili*

whats that??? my auntie also heard .

*kilikikilliki*

coming from the bag of mangosteens . my mum cant hear .
"where got??!?!? i dont hear i bu shuang "

*kilikili*

"there "

"where got?!??!"




*kilkikili*
after half and hour and many kilikili later she finally realises .

so after dinner we start on the bag of mangosteens .



*left half a bag like that *
come on . so we're bound to find out the culprit of the kilililiki .
*drum roll*







a humble little cricket .

hahahaha.

i liberated it . so anyway got quite alot of ants . so we left the whole basket outside .

the next morning ...






close the door . 10 minutes later ,

*note - the white one is Google , the tiger stripe one is Yahoo .




*note how many mangosteens are left*
we ate alot .
baaaaaskettt .


my piano exam , no comment . was quite bad.
pieces , no .1 messed up, 2 and 3 abit .
scales , 2 wrong .
contary f minor i ter mix with c# minor .

sightreading ok , aural ok . ptffff .

the examiner ,
i saw on the board downstairs ..
got 2 michaels . (AWWW H- .. nvm . hahah )
and one muriel . i saw the muriel i get the impression when i hear ursula .

urgh . she bad la . wanted to repeat ask me to move on . tsk tsk .
im not the only one complaining , vithya and alot of ppl b4 me also said .
i gave a full account to my piano tchr. she's like ,
"ahh . everyone's talking about her . "
the other ppl at class are like " sounds scary . "

hmm . in the end, there's no one to blame but

MYSELF .

*end*

silver for malaysia!

lin dan won :(

too bad . lee chong wei! great job so far!
malaysia's first silver medal since 1996 ~

Dreams and aspirations . Hopes and Expectations.

clash of the titans .
Lin Dan , aka. "superdan" . Badminton world no.1 .

up against Lee Chong Wei , malaysia's biggest hope for a medal .
actually he's guaranteed a silver . he could make history if he wins gold.

the first malaysian to win a gold since . never . ahhaha.
go lee chong wei .

if you really win gold you'll be like michael phelps .

minus the long arms plus the shirt and racket .

you'll be like usain bolt .

minus the victory dance . and the chest beating .

you'll be a legend .

singapore has clinched a silver in table tennis .good work!

lee chong wei , JIA YOU .




my piano exam on tuesday .scales still inferior . ahhh.

went to check my eyesight . my power went down 0.0 .
impossible .

ahhaha . who cares .

very late posts.

majlis khas pengawas 2008 .

written on the invitation , "prefect annual gathering"

said by edwin as... nvm . derek dont cry ah.

I arrive and form 6 "juniors" ( my seniors but basically i'm senior in this majlis. )
greet me "selamat sejathera abang senior" and i damn paiseh.
then one long row of form 1s ucap me. PAISEH SIALL
then i sign on one big piece of paper.

im so lazy. so i shall steal pics from chuan yang's blog.

1st thing is i dont recognize jagtish. fuyoh.


ee ling is hanging around in pictures according to chuan yang. hahaha.
anyway that's jagtish .with spiked hair
and nice jacket . fulamak .

previn turned up with an earing , lol .
fiqah came with a like, japanese/punk style. i dunno how to say.
edwin and nabil doing their personal "fashion police"
"my gosh . worst outfit ever."
"eh nabil.this one nice"
"yea, wei look at that."
"who are you??" ( evidently looking at a senior he doesnt know.) ahhaha
kurang ajar.

but wow, my fren, alif turned up in a suit .
as in , blazer, pants, shirt , tie. and he was kinda late.he din dare to come in.


hahah.

you know the movie, tuxedo? i think this blazer got special stuff also. super speed .
cheh . suddenly got one booklet to cover the "dato's " face. haha .

and out comes one n-gage. what more is inside?


performance by the juniors.



the gang bang scene . yeahhh .
at least it went quite ok. hahahah.

the food was not bad . as usual gone in a flash .
as for the food, no one was really paying attention to the performance.
just like last year when we were performing. hmm.

photos.
take alif's blazer go take photo .hmm.
"dato ' " alif didnt want his photo taken .
but eventually he ASKED for his photo to be taken.

baskett. with shades and all .ahhahah .



dinash is dancing bollywood dance. complete with dhoti (?) and turban . hahaha.


hanitha comes to join the dancing. lol



"hanitha!!!" dinash screams.
just kidding . thinagaran comes and drag her off the stage. haha

meanwhile , sean asks me to follow him .
S: " i take lift you take stairs go 3rd floor see who faster"
L: " dowan. why???"
S: " sin ask me"
Sin: " eh you two go 3rd floor . just go laaa"

ok.

walk walk walk. hmm .in various stages of disrepair / renovation . and we are being
extra extra careful for seniors lurking around the corner. nope.

3rd floor. sin comes down frm one floor above . so he ask us to walk to the end of the corridor , down the fire exit .

open air, broad daylight . who scared. hahaha .
walk walk walk . *lookoutforseniors* nope .
walk walk walk.
1st floor . walk walk walk .
we see the door of the entrance to the hall move.
its like
(hall)
_ __ < door
x
_ __ < door 2


1st floor corridor


x is the stairs , where we went up.
door 2 moved. sin was in the hall.
he asks if we saw anything .
"nope."
door moving?
"you move one right..."
"no. im here. how i move"
0.0

not convinced. he can run .
"go up again la"
this time solo .
finish . also nth.
only got on guy smoking at the 1st floor corridor .
3rd time , ee ling wanna know whats the big deal .
nth again .
"i smell something weird .and got weird feeling . so i guessed la" sin says.
yes.these things are hard to explain.

right, edwin?



nevermind,
engrossed playing "JC DOES TEXAS " who got w810i phone will know this game .
my high score is 36893 . hehehe. i discovered a very nice combo .

and finally,
the form ones making a big hullaballoooo abt ghosts on the 3rd floor.
im like.
"NO GHOST DAMNNIT. "
so abdullah wanna go. so i bring him and edwin .
then i sampai the 1st level . im telling abt what sin said.
suddenly .
i go " OHHMYGOODDODDD "
abdullah goes," GAHHHHHHHHHHH"

i go. hahahahhahah.

i can be brown i can be BLUE . i can be..

ok . i have a serious case of . takbolehtahantoblog.

this post supposed to ration for 2moro . ahh.who cares. i care.

mika's grace kelly . yes. apparently the song is about an

identity crisis. hmm

yes. how many identities do i have?

for some reason my prefect fren, alif calls me aizen .
yea, captain aizen from bleach . coz i imitated the part where he push his hair back and got rid of the specs duirng the rebellion .
aihh.

the classic - limao =orange=lime= other variations.

other variations include lime, lemon , sherbert lemon ( shaarvin's idea)
LMAO .
miss-pronounciations /spellings of my name. maufung mao fung mapong . lima fong . get the flow.

oranges .

thanks for agentcz ,its rotting . i froze it while searching for a cure.

and oran , which is really orange - GE and i din think it had any real meaning .
btw , it means dark-haired in gaelic which doesnt explain
my white hairs. genetic i say. genetics .

i shall add genetic scientist to my list of ambitions.

and maomao .

got 2 versions. one is my archery mates call me .
and one more ian comes along.
"mao mao ! bully juniors ah! "

just when im scolding ian (hannibal ) coz he making lots of problem.

so what is maomao?
whatthefish. yes!

witness the glory of the maomao.


the blue maomao. the pink maomao

hahah . pink.

so heed this warning . for this is the herald of the new age. the new era. of the new world order.

the world shall be ruled by oranges and fish .

and this shall be the battle.

oh goodness. this is lame.

hahaha. my mao is different from the maozedong mao by the way .
my mao is like, bountiful , flourishing
haha

hail the fish . maomao pink and blue .

flying man

Li Ning .

the flying man .

the torchbearer they hoisted up to light the torch .

wth .

he's running on the giant screen . after his footsteps are a display . ahhahah/


goshh.he's gonna light the torch .

08/08/2008.

halo .

today is 08/08/2008 .

olympics

very heng . very ong .

ong is ungku salleh's nickname .

heng = ong.

oh my gosh .


now i sound like ian . hahaha. i'm not gonna be a copycat .
happy birthday to ben , your birthday very heng/ ong .

today was the LDDS AGM . very funny speeches . very funny emcee. kudos to bryan .
miss shyamala says, kudos to the outgoing board . kudos too . apparently, 2008 was very lucrative.

how lucrative ?? lets ask our dear treasurer .

" futsal we eared around 600 . cost 200.so profit 400"
so unspecific?
wanna hear specific? sounds like,

" foa, we earned 6072. and fifty-five sen . cost was 2500 and five sen . profit was.. "

get the flow .

congrats to the afternoon coordinators . haren and pavan .
publicity , irwin and jeremy . sure no prob. club serve? fabian . i wanted that . haha .
editors , sean and ashwin
event coordinators , jet and isaac!!!

and here i am, thinking abt how i din get any post, and feeling kinda glad . but then theres still treasurer and the rest. what if i got ...

vice treasurer , lim mao fong .

0.o

"bless my soul... you're a lonely soul . and you wont let go...of anything you hold.."

*stop*
onerepublic rocks .

back to the show. my boss is piravin. secretary . vice , ivan looi . woots .
secretary .

.

.

alexander tan was born to be secretary . vice for both prefect and st john . now sect. for ldds.

who knows?

in the near future.. secretary for .

anwar

0.o . watch your back , alex. watch your back.

grats to the vice president , and president respectively ,

jonathan si, and dalvinder singh!!

bryan says .
" so , we invite the new board to sing a song ."

0.o

"its "touch my body" by mariah carey . "

crap . hahaha .joke . so we know the board doesn't know how to sing touch my body .

miss shyamala says chua and gurvinder, after all that onslaught . will be ready

ready

for

any

BITCH . that comes their way . ahhahaha

"i'm not being obscene . bitch is a female dog .im not calling myself a female dog , but im sure you know what a bitch is. a scary , noisy , angry . i understand, i scare myself sometimes. learn to read my mood , and you'll be safe. not like people who see me with a furious face and go
"YO TEACHER!"

all eyes drift to * censored* . haha.

so .

the olympics . gambateh malaysia .

or rather malaysia boleh . haha .

china . bei jing huan ying ni .

gurvinder can speak chinese. can say his number. and bad words.

i mean, who cant?

Breaking Dawn and Time Paradox .

anticipation .

finally !!!

time paradox , book 6 of artemis fowl .
breaking dawn . 4th and final book of the twilight series .

awesome awesome .

lets talk about breaking dawn .
its,more MATURE . ahem . in a way . yes. yes. read the first few chapters .
will bella become a vampire?
read and find out. if i post spoilers here ,

my blog might be :
a) spammed .
b) virused .

i might be
a)beaten up
b)mobbed by angry ppl who haven't read it .

so i shall just shut up.

artemis fowl i assume not many read it . and its been out for some time .
the criminal prodigy . has gone for the more humanitarian side.

no more twisted planning . but still nice .

reading is good . so they build libraries .
theres the old miserable library.
and the spanking new shiny perpustakaan awam johor , which i did not go that day , sorry.

internet , tv room , nice facilities .

very nice. soon they'll have to keep ppl AWAY from it .
convent has found a new place to skip school.
shaarvin has found a new way to train up stamina .
(go library , leave at 12.30 and run back to EC , just in time for assembly )
and tear your slipper on the way . = (

* update, i have finished breaking dawn . read like crazy . come to me for spoilers come to me*