Written by : Mao , Shaarvin , Mike.


The gangs had assembled. The fight was going to start soon . Shafiq was shaking from head to toe. If he hadn't already gone to the toilet he would have pissed his pants. All of their parangs, sharp like Shaarvin's moustache , looked intimidating to Shafiq. He was unarmed , save for half a year of taekwondo training , half a year of ninjitsu training, and half a year of latin salsa dance plus the keys to the den . As the Ah Bengs, Mat Rempits , and Rowdys swaggered , he silently planned his tactics.

It was at times like this that he remembered what his mum used to say. "Keep your hair short so that people can't grab your head and chop it off. " Out of nowhere, Shafiq got a pair of scissors and began cutting , strand by strand until they became as short as Pavanjit's leg hairs.

Which , were in fact quite long .

The first Ah Beng lunged at him .Shafiq deftly stepped aside and snipped off AhBengOne's fringe till it was no longer than Aaron's nose hair. AhBeng cursed him until his 18237th generation and shouted various profanities , which involved genitals and something about parents.But Shafiq was smart and he countered the profanities with the Mighty Word. WALAUEHH.

Ah Beng collapsed to the ground , shocked and unconcious. MatRempitSatu was wildy shuffling in Shafiq's face, trying to intimidate him .Unfazed, Shafiq showed off his Hardstyle+Liquid moves and slapped Mat in the face. Furious , Mat tried to kick him but tripped because of his skinnies.

To add insult to the injury , Shafiq grabbed Mat's helmet and stuffed it onto his head, the other way round, back to front. Mat later died of suffocation and Shafiq was victorious once again.

Meanwhile, back to Rowdy. His long gelled hair was tied in a black bandana . Clad in a black , unbuttoned shirt , he wore black bell bottoms with black shoes and pink socks. A huge gold chain hung from his neck . * DON * . He drew his parang and shouted "DEI! NA ROWDY! NA ROWDY! " ( DEI ! I'm a GANGSTER. IMMA GANGSTER ) .

Shafiq retaliated by taking out the den key.

" My key can cut through armour and still slice a tomato. "

He threw the key and it pierced through Rowdy's parang , and all the way right through his...
ZIP?!??!? 0.0

Defying the laws of physics , the force of the key slammed the rowdy onto the wall . Shafiq took the chance to flee rather than see the results of his assault. He didn't get far as the rest of the gangsters surrounded him like hungry wolves.

With no way out , Shafiq sat down , meditated and prayed for his life. Unknown to him , sunlight was amplified and reflected on his shiny head to the extent of Supreme Radiance. Blinding and burning the gangsters' eyes .

Shafiq opened his eyes and to his surprise, the gangsters were blind (and burnt) . The sky was turning dark . There was a wild wind blowing , from the corner of the street. Shafiq looked up and the zipping white light beams disregarding hopes and dreams alike. It was a turning point.

It was a turning point...



* TO BE CONTINUED *


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Many thanks/apologies (?) to :

Michael , Shaarvin , who were more than happy to be part of this .
Aaron and Pavanjit , whose names were used without permission ;P
To Coldplay :
Thank you for writing great songs , such as Life In Technicolour ( II )

and to The Killers too.

Thank you for writing great songs ( which we can't really make out the lyrics)
such as Spaceman , ( bombs and satelites, not hopes and dreams alike)

Results

Archery : Kategori Pegawai .
Cikgu Khatam of Batu Pahat on the left ,
" YEAH KENA! "

and before that ,
"chope, kentut dulu baru shoot. "



The MRSM field.


Abang Milo punya lori.


30m - Best round for me . HEH.


Azad ( under the blanket being a corpse) , Azizi being the , uh, undertaker.
Not in the picture - Azad being a zombie.

Long Distance - 122cm target face.
60m- 236/360 . Not my best , I can go up to 281 during practice. 3rd place .

50m - 285 /360 by far my best , beating my meagre MSSD score by a lot. 1st place :D

Short Distance - 80cm Target face
40m - 251 /360 not good , 1 miss. HAHA. Having problems with clicking so had to adjust a lot.
4th place.

*40cm target face
30m -279 /360 not too bad , 2 miss -.- No sight test rounds for this so the first two went cuckoo.
better than MSSD but then again, mssd was crap . AHHAHA.3rd place

Overall - 2nd place , Lost to segamat by 50 pts. Beat my other teamates heh :D

Team - 1st . Owned Segamat by like, few hundred points.

Overall and Team , no medals.
I got a set of accesories for overall :D

and nothing for team -.-

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anyway Mersing was nice , I had funny roomates : Azad ( the main joker with the boxers) , Azizi (his victim) , Haziq and Arif the form 1 fellas .

Azad brings his phone into the toilet to listen to songs while he bathes.

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BACK

back from MSSJ @ Mersing with nice results ,
60m-3rd /50m-1st /40m 4th /30m 3rd / overall 2nd / team 1st .

Will blog more, with explainations and stories about my room mates >_>

AWAY.

going to mersing tomorrow for MSSJ ,
hope we can win . heh :D

anyway i think they'll take our phones coz BOLEH GANGGU.

so if i dont reply means.. yeah. hahahha.

be back on sunday . (night?)

My Name Is Jonas , Scummy !

" So who's that girl there?
I wonder what went wrong
So that she had to roam the streets
She don't do major credit cards
I doubt she does receipts
It's all not quite legitimate "

Arctic Monkeys - Scummy .

My name is Jonas.
I'm carrying the wheel.
Thanks for all you've shown us.
This is how we feel.

Weezer - My Name Is Jonas

These two songs , are two of shaarvin's favourite songs.
...
...
..

No , no no, he's not dead, I'm not preparing his epitaph or something .
HE"S SINGING THEM IN SUPER SLOW MOTION IN CLASS.
MY NAME IS JONAS ISN'T SO BAD. BUT HE SINGS SCUMMY TILL I TAK TAHAN LA ****.

I whacked shaarvin with today's Star newspaper . Yes the one with the mechanical spiders on the front page.

Shaarvin is an aspiring musician ,he started out singing "Scummy" to the tune of "Your Call" and Your Call to the tune of Your guardian angel and your guardian angel to the tune of etc etc

He says it's payback for uh , my singing . HAHAHHAHAH.

pictures

30 metres at MSSD. And the dreaded multiface targets.


DECICATED TO Zoe, the woman bus driver who drove the bus with our props inside :D


"Batman Wuz Here"


Isaac's oranges. One so big, one so small.. one like cannonball. The cannonball is missing.
Or it never existed. No sirrreee.


First attempt at oil painting . heh :D

Shaarvin a.k.a Johnny Napalm with a big axe belonging to Jin ( justin)
and Shafiq a.k.a
Panglima " I'm botak and I have a nice Sword and I have a big bottle of magic potion" Gagak Hitam.

The mike was faulty ,

and the speaker sucks .

continue the story with your own words.
Me , Justin , Nabil , Edwin .

Well I won't post the story , it's... inappropriate :D

we should do this more often, it umm, improves your writing skills and creativity?



Irises by Van Gogh .



attempt by me. HAHAHAH.

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going to Mersing on friday for MSSJ . Meantime , Tuesday to Thursday training .

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and excuse the previous "emo" post with the black and white photo , I recently found a whole lot of photos , then I uploaded that one and just typed those two lines down there.

Like the diamond in your ring ,
Cut to mirror your intention .

@#!%?

EE, exam results like sheet.
so many careless mistakes.

Moral especially , what the heck . Whole class tak puas okay!!


today was MSSD for archery . I didn't take any pictures ( of course) 50m event .
sight test round was DAMN good. as in really really awesome-ness.

then suddenly when started i lost it all.
BLUEK .

final results : I got 4th . Tied with 3rd place but he had 1 more X than me.
2nd place : Loh Kee Wei ( Foon yew)
3 POINTS DIFFERENCE .

yeah, 4th place also got medal . But , look. 4th place. Medal so what..

just 3 points yknow. i tak puas seh.
i tak puas with my exam . The feeling's called ,

inferiority .

with the feeling of inferiority comes the desire to be superior .
if you want to be superior then you have to work hard , duh .
I'm gonna study starting from now cause I forsee a very busy me.
studying with a vengeance.


30 m event tomorrow , hope it'll be better .

whoopss

Said too early , today is a BAD BAD DAY.
Today was crab, sheet and twoot .

walauehhhh