first aid on fridays ...

every friday , we hav first aid class in sch . something to look forward to ... hehe
so every week sure got something nice happen ...
yesterday was...
cervical collar and stretcher
then ivan went talk about inspiration and expiration ( nothing to do with new ideas and sour milk) ... ok la . he talked about the lungs...

so as usual pavanjit was kurang ajar-ing with ivan ... and irwin and isaac were there... so...haha

first up was the cervical collar , so justin became the unfortunate ... "victim" and his hair got messed up and .. and... irwin .. forget abt tt...

first thing he did when he got up was... do his hair >_> ...

then... ivan teaching abt lungs and lungs

"...controls muscles that control the bones of the ribcage , 24 in total..."

and derek going on about bak kut teh..

" ...ribs... pai gu ... "

*ivan writes on board*

" those who din bring notes please shut up and listen . "

derek : "eh eh ... and ah the bakuteh ah.."

ivan : *AHEM * ... *taps board*

derek : oh... ok ok

ivan : ok . so inspiration begins when ...

isaac : ivan strips !!!!

ivan : *tap board*

isaac: *taa-daaaaaaa * ~ * waves book in the air...*

ivan: ... still shut up la...

isaac: okie~

then there was the stretcher part ...

aaron and aneel super stretcher team!!! lol

A Psychological Analysis Of Pavanjit Singh

ok...so i have little or no intention of.. taking psychology ... but this one just for fun ya...no offence to pavan , and others mentioned here...

pavanjit - student of english college .
observation - under constant emotional pressure ( from friends , teachers and relationship problems.. )
relationships? you mean like boy and girl relationships??
ya la . damn choral speaking la ...justin and his script ..
ANYWAY...back to pavan ...

behaviour :

shows signs of agressiveness with usage of profane language
- degree of aggressiveness increases with conversation

case study :
Pavan is upstairs at the opposite block ...
"pavan ... tak jadi wish heng happy birthday?? "
*blady bastard ... rohaini time u die . *
"aww...dun sad laaaaaa"
*shit . you balik time i go find u * <<>damn dog . rehat time u watch out . * <<>F***** i COMING DOWN NOW. ... *
malangnya...im still alive ... coz ... teacher was in class... haha

this proves the increasing degrees of pavan's aggressiveness.

Pavan usually reacts by strangling and choking people , like me .

He also has multiple personality disorder , and responds when called "heng " , by strangling...

Pavanjit also is suspected to be suffering from schrizophrenia ...
alot of things sound like "heng " to him .

He also shows and aversion to a certain flavoured drink called " RIBENA " , showing severe aggressiveness when mentioned.

"ribena sucks . lim sucks . " <<>CONCLUSION :

Pavanjit should be restrained to prevent further damage to property , and human lives .
Under the International Salvation of Humanity Act ( 1903 ,1966 , 1975 *UTTER NONSENSE*) , anything posing danger to humanity should be removed immediately ..

kill pavan?? NO WAY!!! ... throw him in tanjung rambutan can liao... =D

what the heck la ... too bored . oi . pavan .. jangan sensitive when u read this... heng ... dun angry ...just a joke ya ..

saturday ...

uhm...first post after a very long time...
forgot to bring phone to sch today... cant take pics for nice blog post...aiya ...

prefect meeting...start 8.00 until 10.30 ...

well, at least thats what the letter said ... in REALITY

*poof*

8.30 untl 11.30!! sit till leg numb ... sin chen yong unleased his garang-ness heheh...

then we all and alex go run to astaka ... got training
in the end my training is : masuk baris , sedia , ke kanan lurus with no timing...
for like 5minutes ONLY
and listen to senior abt who was the best team for marching : then moustache ( shaarvin XD ) or pavan team or or or..

in the end , ivan said the best team is ...

" of course my team la . ivan rox . " << BOOO =)

then got first aid... triage , rescue scene evaluation ... ivan pissed yoke perng and gwee off .... say if leg amputated lose 4 litres of blood ( body got 6 litres - 60% in abdomen area... lol )

and gwee go do funny notes for the form 1s ...

"SENIOR YOKE PERNG BURNING HAIR " with person's head on fire pic... (see what i mean by no pic... )

aiya y din bring phone....damn damn damn...

first aid exam!

yay! finally first aid exam is over ... how was the exam?? freaky. my rescue breathing din go in and finally i foudn out the mannequin rosak dy -.- ... what the hell's a greenstick??!?! uh... anyway ... the exam's over... and we want the results ...

saturday

after the exam ...

officer : your results are here . and will be released . on monday

DAMN .

monday

come to sch

paul , jlo all are there

LIM !! WE HEARD U FAILED!!

failed? crap ... wait it is crap ...

who say one..? i dun believe u .

your cpr got 3 only ar!! mannequin not rosak wei!! all of us failed!!!

who say one

ee young .

CHEH . LIARS ...

lol

next time wanna tipu say yoke perng...

so everyone who came after that started believing that only 3 ppl passed , and the ajks failed.. haha ... i even kena whack from perng ( yean perng , not the bigshot)

edwin the ajk : ok!! results willl be released today ... AFTER REHAT ...

ishh

rehat ...

teacher wont let me leave the canteen . eff u .

cabut anyway , reach the den to see a guy wearing a blazer ... hey its yoke perng!! ahha

walks with paper in the hand...

"ok guys ... this is it...its sealed ... and the results are in my hands ! "

*open*ok , ill go by alphabetical order...

pang wei tao . pass.

wth!! P ady?!?! means no oneb4 P pass??

joshua jonathan . pass .

yay ... J ... got hope .

pavanjit singh!!! aiyoH!!! *alex and ivan behind doing exaggerated actions *
doesnt mean ur bro is simran singh!! LANCE CORPORAL!! means u can pass!
but u passed . congrats.

ADRIAN YONG!! MY GOODNESS ... HORRIBLE ... U PASSED..

edwin ho . ajk summore . i cant believe it . u pass .

paul colin . this is the result of not coming 4 st john training and going 4 too many squash training . sorry to say . u passed .

sathirien!! ( just few weeks as a st john member ) u learn fast . pass ..

aaron lee ... i dunno what to say to u ... i very kesian u . for that fact . and the fact that ur sister is carey ... i let u pass ... * alex : yoke perng wanna tackle carey!!! *

michael !! since ur sis is michelle , pass oso .

lim chuan li!!! doesnt mean ur bro is chuan yang and hes in spain doesnt mean u will pass... but pass oso .

lim mao fong! u do t shirt u wun pass . but u pass

shaarvin . im sorry but u failed . to fail . :D

and shafiq!!! our only bumiputera member!!! i cant believe it ... such a good chance ...to fail ... but u passed . grats!

those who din pass ... dun be sad ... carry on ... as yoke perng said , theres always a next time .
remember his story !

grats to the privates ! pvt paul colin , pvt yong , pvt shaarvin pillai , pvt shafiq sharir , pvt lee , pvt lims ( got 3 lims ok ...) ,pvt ho , and all the others who passed!! grats!!! oh ya!!! forgot to mention.....


.:: PRIVATE ANEEL NAICKER ::.

terror sial . he got the result he got up and screamed and bang his head witht he bottle and ran all the way screaming . then he screamed and ran back ...ahah ... good job , aneel ...
and we carrried him back to class XD mrs tan saw us she was like " aiyoh what are u doing to him!! "

fun facts :

pvt aneel naicker , is the smallest member of division one . ( i think... din see the form 1s properly .. )

pvt sathirien is the newest member to take the exam .

pvt ho is the most perasan member of division one .

it takes the whole com team to carry me..ahah jk jk ...they were just practisin ...

:: know the concept
do the concept ::
::improve the concept
maintain the concept::

sekian terima kasih . lol

THE CONCEPT .

last saturday's training was super-nice lol ...

when we were doing kawad , the seniors were plotting sumthing ...
*whispering* hah...wanna counsel ah... *whispering* aiya no fun dy..

OK! YOU ALL WANNA MASTER KAWAD?
yea!
THEN THERE IS THE CONCEPT . WHAT IS THE CONCEPT??
er...discipline... teamwork. ..uniformity ... follow timing...concentrate..
YES.THATS ALL ONE SMALL PART . THE CONCEPT IS : KNOWING THE CONCEPT .
oooh yes... knowing the concept...
"when u know ady , what next??? "
umm... doing it??
YES! DO the CONCEPT . DO!!! NOW SHOW ME THAT U KNOW !! CAN THAT U CAN DO!!
*ooh..everyone semangat dy ... everyone tahan luffing oso *
pusing ke kanan...
WOW!!! YOU SEE THAT!??! THAT IS THE CONCEPT!!! WHEN U KNOW , YOU DO .
then u must IMPROVE IT!!!!
HOW TO IMPROVE??? DO IT MORE!!!
do summore dy ...
AMAZING!! U ALL BETTER THAN THE COM TEAM MAN!!! U SEE THOSE SUCKERS OVEER THERE.. ??? THEY ARE 1 YEAR BLACKER THAN U.. (note : means came 4 1 more year of training that us..) AND U ROCK MORE THAN THEM...
everyone is like...dying to laugh...
AFTER U IMPROVE , MAINTAIN IT!!!
yeah...
SHOW UR SKILL !! STAND 15 MINUTES HERE ...
15??!? what the!!!
No la... 5 enuf ... nvm show us ur hormat ke hadapan ...
*do ady*
WAH CHEE YONG... U SEE THAT!?!? DAMN PRO!!! U SUCK!!!
chee yong : lucky only la...
U HEAR WHAT HE SAID?? LUCKY!? PROVE THAT HE IS WRONG!!!
*everyoen semangat..*
*nice hormate*
U PROVED IT!! CHEE YONG SUCKS!!!
chee yong : *_* ...

haha...
NOW WE ARE GONNA TEACH U THE CONCEPT OF FIRST AID...

todays cpr a bit diff.. got danger ... put chair in front of the mannequin ...
senior chris : thats a motorbike.

I will ensure my safety before approaching the victim .
this place is NOT safe.
i will remove the danger.
senior ee young : what danger?
motorbike , senior ...
ee young :WHAT MOTORBIKE , HUH!??!? *kicks chair * THIS IS A *************** CHAIR !!!! WHAT MOTORBIKE??!?!?! *kicks chair summore* WHICH *********** SAY ITS MOTORBIKE????
*points* = D senior chris
ee young : hi~ ... juz playing around... faster do .. .

chnage of scenario ..

there is a "knife" (feather duster)

i will remove the danger .... *4got who doingdy... anyway he threw the knife aside"

ee young : WHAT!??!! KNIFE THROW LYK THAT AH?? WAN KILL ME IZIT?? WAN KILL ME COME LA!!! I KILL U 1st ...cheheh..jk only...dun b scared

i will remove the knife...

ee young: WHAT KNIFE???FEATHER DUSTER LAR... aiya no fun dy ...sleep la

com-team div 1 !!

div 1's com team this year is
ivan , alex , jethro , jonathan and sean
all very nice seniors !
really!

they do case is very nice to watch

lyk the one tt day where irwin , sean , and isaac were the victims

irwin - "maria " an injured woman at the scene
isaac- maria's "husband"...
>> isaac not really injured , irwin /maria is ... very injured

isaac : sir!! pls help my wife!!
ivan: sir , maria's gonna be okay , we have called the ambulance . do not worry
isaac: thank you sir ...
ivan : sir , i know u love her very much but we have found no sign of her being female .
and i think you are GAY .
isaac: ... XD
lolz

post till puas 2day... lots of stuff to post

lol... i long time din post anything ady...
so heres an update of whats going on :
we changed classroom , from the old block to the center zone - the form 1 block's downstairs...
NOT strategic at ALL...
i) next to unit sukan - ayob , piza all lepak there one...
ii) almost every teacher CONFIRMED pass by there...
iii) not nice.
the" pros" : -
i ) finally!! the old type of wooden tables!! u shud see my table ... damn chun *perasan-ted*
ii) next to jungle - 0.o ... lots of oxygen i guess?

getting used to the new class ady ... guess theres not much diff from the old block... 2B still next to us , and the wall is juz a piece of wood ..ahha... perng singin next door can hear oso... and arvanee shouting oso can hear..

report... :D

ok ... so its the 13th of january ... and like ... a week or so of school has passed... so how is it..?

teachers ...
got a few new teachers...and some who shifted from the morning session

mr. pathmanathan
what a name you say? his name got 3 words. PATH , MANA , THAN ...
lame yea i know ... but at first we kept calling him panthamaran ... moral teacher for my class and 2B

mr. ( or miss??) arvani (a.k.a mr. " V" )

weird name , weird teacher . bm teacher for 2B . reports from 2B intelligence agency officials indicate that he is ... a ... pondan .. :D

he sits like a... lady ... talks with alot of "ladylike" hand gestures and can talk back to whatever you say ...

but that day , edwin said that he "mengalahkan the arvani pondan ady "
how..?
i oso dunno ...
edwin + azrul did it i think ...
but anyway V juz stepped out of the class and said " kalau tak nak belajar , sudahlah . "
( sounds like cikgu yantie ... eeyuk )
the next day , or was it the day itself he gave 2B a karangan :
" Diri Saya "
easy right ? 300 words . not very easy :D ...

after all ... V for Vendetta right..?

and finally our new penyelia petang

*drum roll*
oh and speaking about drum rolls arvani is the band 's teacher advisor ... how very appropriate indeed ...

our new penyelia petang is

mr. panirselvam

not much is known about him

neither does he know much about us ... : D

pavanjit says he sounds like a doctor XD

doctor or no doctor he is a change from suku ...who scolds right away and sounds like a timbaland gone wrong ( he wanna scold the class he will say " EY . " then everyone will terkejut )

so that day me and pavan were tokin crap , he was leaning at the window ( i hav the window seat...lol) then suddenly he said " panir coming . "

so i told the other ppl dunno they heard or not , coz i thought he nearby . then he took a long time , so they all tak kisah dy .

suddenly he pass by the window ! DAMN!!! the group with gajah ( gajendran . not from our class.) , derek , perng ( both not from our class oso :D ) and the rest were like toking toking toking

*diediedie...did they notice hes there...? *

- damn noisy

- quiets down ...

*ok ok ... they noticed.. lucky *

suddenly gajah says out loud

"you noe ah ... the daniel fella damn c***b** sial " <<< dechiper urself , its a bad word..

*ARHH!!! they din notice after all.,..*

"eh you , what are u doing ? "

*the whole group terkejut *

"you you . yes , you "

"talking , sir "

"do your work , boy . got work ah . if no work i give u work "

"have have , sorry sir "

*panir walks off , coast is clear *

so gajah din die that day , coz panir either din hear , or dun noe .

thats why i say he doesnt know us much .. :D

Back to school

Back to school after almost 2 months...what can i say.... ?
see evil teachers' faces again ...
see stupid ppl's face again ...
boring lessons again...
but then ...
see frens again - yay!
( seniorseniorsenior...)

so anyway this yr my class is 2A...
we usin the old block ( konon haunted one , the one with wooden flooer , wooden ceiling :D) and its not bad...
can pour water ... can stamp on the floor ... throw stuff thru tt small little hole...
kena downstairs ppl...
but dowan la . dun b evil . target nicely and throw . lagi evil .
so this yr my classmates are ... umm not bad ...
jlo , michael ... aaron ... shaarvin ... shahfiq...
but we are short of edwin ... and yean perng ... pang ...
on the good side , they are in 2B ... and A B C are next to each other lol

*evil grin *

- "class statistics " -

form teacher - farizan . no comment .... sejarah
other teachers - ok ... ruhana science again ...ish... ungku kh... shit. zainal seni...whatever.. piza pj... 0.o...ok oso...piza more frenly after kena un yean ruey punya fist of fury...lol

happy new year...

uh... im so forgetful
forgot to post new year greetings..
anyway...
happy new year 2008 ,
and have a good year ahead...
lol