WHY.

whylaaaaa
damn spoiler .all so cantik got one stupid fat one plonk itself between them .
arhhh .its my fault ok , my fault . but why ? i dont understand .
dont tell em i made SO many mistakes? come on . at least 7 more .i dont believe it .
and if someone didnt check properly and miscalculated , and its to late to change it
THAT person gonna prepare for his valuables to *FLY*
ahhhh .
SAD
SAD
SAD
.WHY la!? spoilerspoiler .
just as one came out alright the other one , the final one plonks its way from the sky in the middle of nowhere and crashes into the sandcastle that the little kiddo has been building for hours .

WHYLA .

Whyla. my PJ got 62% haha . not that im unhappy about that
* well, obviously im not happy but,din study , nth to say*
but whats this thing going around that even pj , and seni are counted in the total grades??
*toot* if like that ah , my seni 68% sure die la . 2 C's . spoiler shit .
i see next door the art safrida mark is like , the worst is 60+ . and ben can get 76 without even TRYING . arhhh . see mine ah , sure get like 80+ 90 + >_> =p
and then my moral . teruk . haha . one more mark get A .if pathma decides to review that , that err
tidak berputus asa one . berdikari , yeah right . tidak berputus asa is berdikari .nvm , if tak jadi also i gotta hope on my 10 marks that tchr gives for sikap and projects . now its just 90% . shaarvin got an A wei . but not yet plus the 10% that means, 71% like that .
we say " you get 9 marks can get A liao . "
he says " HIGHLY unlikely my friend..."
he just finished last month's assignment few days ago . >_<

well at least that shafiq zaini and azam are waaayyyy behind . i hope . justin going strong.

happy birthday matt!

today , 10th june ... is matthew chow's birthday!!!
wishing him a superb
happy birthday!!
matthew's cool , everyone don't forget our friend!!! wish him happy birthday!! ahhaha .

i forgot to write my name on my geo paper .
T : lim .
Me : goes there . *waits* where my paper..
T: lim kenapa saya panggil kamu ... *shows paper*
*LIM MAO FONG in blue pen written by tchr . *
oh no. and i thought my marks teruk ... = p

and my english composition paper i just pull the string it came out . 0.o .

am i lucky or is it probability ?

back to school . exam results .

back to school...
haih. normal routine . first thing i noticed was that the percubaan prefects were in uniform??
when did this happen? haha . ok also la .
like usual we all like. got alot to talk about.michael got new bag,who did what, bla bla .
then we all big group there . hear the teacher's voice on the mike. oh no . prefect slacking!!

oh! while i was ronda- ing i realised some block have been painted WHITE again....
looks sooo CLEAN . yeah .the uncivilised 2G ppl will go kick the walls . again...

in class, the class is like . alien . i found the table which i drew on during the exam . phwoar...nice .
of course everyone's waiting and not waiting for the exam results. 1st paper . maths . careless mistakes. ahhahahah . stupid . justin . 96% hahaha. highest! XD . im not gonna mention any results here.

2nd paper - english . mrs tan "crashed in" on ruhana's class. who ask ruhana come late. mrs tan retiring . ec losing yet another great teacher. english . = x not telling... we got snacks from mrs tan , uncivilised barbarians rushing to get even tho got like , 90 packets.

3rd -science . 86% . acctually 84 , but then the question about what happen to shit if a portion of the large intestine is removed? i put contain lots of water . wrong.justin got right for watery shit. so i ask teacher, i got the marks . how 84 go 86? i also dunno . justin got right for putting "stereoSCOPIC" hearing as two ears , so i guess my extra mark is JUSTI-fied..

4th-sejarah ... come in only we all say selamat sejathera PUAN farizan. haha . got married recently . ppl asking if husband shuai or not . shaarvin wanna get justin/me in trouble by using our name to ask teacher if she already... nvm . justin got 98%. arhh . but then got one correction . so he get lower? 96%? ahaha . still not saying my marks...

end of holidays , no!!!

oh no! holidays are almost over . 2 weeks just flew like
*swoosh*

back to the normal routine ...
school . work ?
petrol price go up!!! here's some petrol saving tips for you...

*take public transport
*cycle
*walk
*run
*drive slowly
*dont drift
*drive then turn to N then the car just go....(like pedal bike then let it just go..)
*want to burn people's house use diesel .petrol expensive. (or dont burn.save gaia!)
*use natural gas!! 68 sen only

DONT
*stop at every traffic light then turn off engine .
*dilute petrol with water
*mix cooking oil with petrol
*leave your petrol tank unclosed (or not ppl will show u one sign)
*mistake petrol for water and pour on the candle
*use petrol to paint your wall black
*pour petrol on the bowling alley


aih . $ $ $ .

back from thailand!

SAWADEEKAAP ... i am back from thailand ... some ppl msged me when i was there... KAP KOOON KAAA... but it costs me 90 sen every msg . haha .
i thought i could sleep like pig today morning...but got training...HAHAHA . got call from mr ajk say got training....

DAY1 .
wait at home . supposed to leave at 11.30 , tumpang my mum's fren's car. ...
11.30 . no car . *call*
"why so early? wah 11.30 already !! my watch only 10.30 "*car arrives* the clock in the Kia .
"aiya ...thought can email for a while ."
first thing that tells me we are above Thailand .


mekong river!
touchdown in bangkok .

the way the thais talk sounds somewhat...civilised? gentle? caaaause theyy speeaakk liike thiiis..
and their language is ummm .. like . nga . ngook . choooon. hmm. after dinner * steamboat*
suan lum night market! superb lot of things to buy there . very easy to bargain too...
at the restaurant , my mum took out a purse where she kept the extra thai coins she had
"nah who want small change..? "
tour guide come . "aiya!!! this one become antique ah!! no more using la!! when one?"
"1985 . "
got quite alot of nice stuff there , t shirts... lampshades.. very nice design, 150 each (bargain, bought 2) my mum is bargain veteran ... hahah .
nice food too . we too full, so just ordered mango with sticky rice...superb.
everyone eating...ahaha
i saw this shirt . 350 .i said no.then the fella said . u want how much . i say . 250??
he say . no prob . i say. i look around first . he say. u buy now 200 .
350 >>200 without even trying ....sweeeet...


after that... out on our own . our group...consists of many OPEN MINDED ppl...so very good la. adventurous.
so they decided to go take a look at patpong... the infamous patpong... kinda notorious for its night life . kinda eye opening la .coz you hear about this . ppl tok abt it, see in tv , newspapers..
seeing it first hand is different , i didnt go inside la of course , but just walking on the street is enough to tell you what this place is famous for ... its like damn open abt this kinda thing . but i walked around ..the not-darkside of patpong ..ordinary stalls . then got a band inside the bar singing "4 minutes.."..kinda good .

day2 - safari world?

so after a night's stay in bangkok palace hotel , head off to safari world .. ahem lol . got like zebra and all that , like a zoo la . then got all these animal shows , quite amusing... then got like..stunt show . funny. there's like a bird park where got the parrots .. can buy birdseed for 10 baht . just put some in your hand and the parrots come flying..
put one seed on my mum's hat ...



taaa daaa... the parrot peck for more seeds . keep chewing the hat XD...my mum pai seh to put her photo . ask me to cut .ahhaha ...
then got like tigers and all other animals ...
after that went to this ... place selling honey . the honey is made from poppies ( the flower where they get opium..) planted in chiang mai(north thailand) . dunno la the honey dunno what natural thign neutralize the opium effect ... make it beneficial . the fella talking was like
WAKAO...boring . he talk damn slow...but damn funny...ahha ..take the glass of water and take a spoon and cling cling cling for a while to show that he "mixing the honey" then he rub his stomach and say its good for what what what ...

then we went to the erawan shrine , the 4 faced - statue of brahma .

at night we went out to MBK plaza ( MAHBOONKRONG ?? ) very nice place , 8 floors . and alot alot alot of stuff to buy ...*fakes* sad la . billabong shirt 350 bargain until 150-250 lor.. hahah .
then my mum's frens all like "WAHHH" *my mum 's been to thailand 4 times dy . she did her wah-ing already*
my fren wasnt interested, went arcade to " puo ji lu " ( break record) at the basketball thing .
-.-

pack bag .

day3 - wat arun , the floating market

leave for the dam-neon-sua-duk (hard to pronounce...) floating market..the famous one on the chao praya river..


this guy one tooth missing ; houses along the river ; the floating market!
XD

din buy anything to eat , coz we kinda guessed where they get their water... = D

damn hot!!!!!!!

then we left for wat arun , also known as the temple of dawn .
coz the first light of dawn is refelcted on the temple's central tower .
the temple is covered in porcelain , so the light reflected got ...like ... special sheen to it.
pics -


pics of wat arun .


view from the top ! i climbed up wat arun ...

steps were like damn steep . less than a foot wide . half my foot . going up was ok, coming down was the prob...
nicer view from the top...

then we headed on our way to pattaya , another place with a darkside .
-
transvestites .
other words, ahgua... which kena sex change operations (SCO)
pattaya is kinda like patpong . thailand is kinda well known for their SCO... there are like. trans everywhere in pattaya its FREAKY . in thailand, these people arent treated as social outcasts , for what they are . on the contary they are kinda proud of them ... 0.o ...
there's even like . musicals /cabarets involving trans . - " alcazar show"

its gotten to the stage where its become famous . world famous .
went and eat thai food . clams yum yum ...
*i learnt that the hard rock hotel lepas one firework everytime the hotel booking rate is full ...

day4 - coral island , pattaya beach , cultural show, elephant show (goodness.)
yay! coral island and pattaya beach


pattaya beach! nice in the early morning ....
we took a boat to coral island .
on the way we stop at a ... kelong like tt ...


ahhaha! paragliding ... they strap you to a parachute and strap that to a speedboat .

thats me in the sky...shiok .
then we reach coral island , got ppl jet skiing and wakeboarding..
din try , coz too many jet skis ... no point..
so we just walked around the beach ... see the stalls ...EAT SEAFOOD...hahah
swim .... dig holes ... hahahah .

hungry la so had lunch

then went to this place called nong nooch village ...
they had this cultural show ... very well performed . thai dance , then got muay thai performance...staged one la ... then they pretend punch the guy at the side then got stretcher then the ppl carry stretch fell down then the referee kena punch ... then err got the sword fight performance..then they brought in the elephant and sit on top fight spear... haahah .nice to watch
then....
the elephant show..fooh .terror sial .football , basketball,, bowling, darts,...ahahha all got twist to it . simply play one...bowling go throw other elephant lane .ahhaha .other than that the elephant pedaled a.... pedal car???
then elephants painted .... a tree..so clever!! haha .. .and gave massage ...


uhh...kawad squad??? ; lol...it shit halfway doing this; paint tree!! haha


AAAAAND.....



ahhhahaha.... it can carry 65kg of LIM MAO FONG with its TRUNK...ahhahah
the hair is damn stiff . and my mum take photo so slow..

then at night we walk around...then found this place called MIKE PLAZA... outside got lots of foood.....
sausage.... barbecue pork skewers...ummm damn cheap summore. then we were going abk to the hotel . then on the way met the uncle from our group .say wanna go eat very nice mee hoon.
then walk walk walk...tired. walk then he turn back .then he's like
*points around* agak agak is here la! ... here this street further down
"aiya .wrong la. up there!! . we walk past the tree hor!!"

*we walk back to hotel..

day 5 - home . and the crocodile farm .

ah! last day...still sempat go visit the crocodile farm!
other than crocodiles they have other animals..tigers ..
pig???
yes.... they keep tigers with the pigs and label it "HAPPY FAMILY"
T.T ... then got he pigs...do math,...ahhahahha

"saaabliiii ... caaau cuu laashon..."
*oinks*
"siixx ddiiivide twooo"


*oinks* *picks up the tag with 3*
so much for the "da pen zhu!!" hahaha ...

at the airport theres like a food centre selling all the thai food .
last oppurtunity to eat thai food , thai fish cake, mango , meatballs , noodles , spring roll..=D
so..we got on the plane... came back home
home sweet home .
=D
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Indiana Jones vs The Chronicles of Narnia **SPOILER WARNING**

Ok... so now I've seen both Narnia and Indy ...
now for a comparison .

Narnia 's hero - Prince Caspian . supposed to be 17 but looks kinda like 20+ . Rights to the throne of narnia have been usurped by lord miraz, his uncle . swings a sword and shouts " for narnia !"

Indy ' hero - Indiana Jone's of course ! the old favourite . with his classic fedora ( ya.his hat.)
and the whip . and surprisingly agile limbs for a person who's like..50+ ? 60?
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Narnia's villain - Lord (King) Miraz , who has a goatee and wears a helmet with a mask in battle . speaks with an itallian accent (itallian actor mah...) . kills caspians parents for the throne.
die kena stab by own general

Indy's Villain - Agent Spalko , a russian ? lady who has ... er kinda weird haircut . damn straight one . anyway , speaks with a Russian accent obviously ( like something stuck in your throat and speak lots of "W" s . ) . believes in paranormal warfare . wants the crystal skull .
die bcoz too much knowledge then she exploded . >_<>_< (12 more where that came from.)
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Narnia love stuff - susan <3 caspian ... *muacks * at the end . and she says it doesnt work out coz she's like 100+ years older than him . he terbengang ...awwwwwwwwwww .

indy love stuff - how many women ady? 3 i think .this movie he took back his old one from the 1st movie . and they fought. and in the end ... ah . spoilers . *wedding bells*

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narnia most cliche thing and often heard - someone will angkat the sword . " for narnia!!"

indy '' - ten te ten tehhh (indy theme song. ) got the trumpet arrangement , the flute one ...the slow one.. aiya every other action scene sure have one .
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judge for yourself . narnia vs indy!

MYSC 08 RESULTS . oh .and the 2nd night 3rd day stuff.

http://myscrabble.blogspot.com/2008/05/3rd-mysc-2008-results.html

mysc results. ..
im number 66th out of 138 .. HAHAHAHA

and i realised i forgot abt the 2nd night and 3rd day .

NIGHT 2 . 25th May .

so the comp over ... then we all roaming around. Irwin wants a 4x4 rubiks cube.so we walk around and come across a shop called mini toons ... not bad anyway . SOMEONE bought a bunch of teddies for SOMEONE apparently ... got some quite nice stuff there . so anyway...here's the main highlight .
you know street salesmen ? they sit at the roadside and sell fake /stolen / spoiled watches .
so we walk past and irwin's like
"blady con men . " *walks abit more * " wait...i think i saw nice watch . "
*reverse * . "bang . itu berapa? " *points to a nike watch .quite big with a big strap with holes*
"oh ini ah . ini 65 .
65 mahal lah . boleh kurang tak?
ok la.macam ni ha bang ? u 1st customer ( im not surprised.) saya bagi 48 lah .
hmm..kurang sikit boleh tak ? kami ini budak JB . saya pergi ambil wang
ah boleh boleh
" eh guys . what u think? "
"can la .bargain abit more. "
"lim , ben . keep my money . "
eh bang . mak saya bagi 20 saja lah .
20 mana boleh .48 sudah bagus la .
25?
48
kurang la .
ok la 40 .
30 .
38
32
38
32.50 .
ok la . 33 ah ? boleh ?
boleh boleh *irwin pretend to borrow $ *
thank u ah !
so we drop by the seniors room where they have pulled the matress down to make a very long bed where they sit and play bleach , football, basketball on ps2 that they brought .
and the room is ...super messy..HAHAHHA

so there you have it . in the morning we woke up damn late coz at night we "suppered" outside and watch cheap band perform . ok la. woke up then irwin shout out of the window and play matches ....

*oh ya . *
when we were walking downstairs ... one guy from the massage parlour asked me .

LENG ZAI yao AH MOI ma?

0.o . what an honor . leng zai >_< ... but i rejected the offer. REJECTED OK? *translation . handsome guy u wan girls? "

MYSC 2008 - the pictures

the pics!!!



the stage!


first blood on the scrabble board . irwin has just nosebled ! notice the word. the blank is "s"


ooh. someone wrote toto numbers on the booklet .



irwin kicked the dustbin down . the hotel ppl put it back but din pick up the rubbish.


taken from ben's blog . yes, nothing happen . we just played uno... and... threw everything to search for our stuff .

oh. the matress on the floor . where xin kit slept . and i threaten to roll off the bed .see the cups there? i almost broke them

guitars card!

the matches! irwin did the matches the sprayed cologne at it and the flame turned blue .

MYSC 2008 - ROCKS .

I

came.

I

saw

I

played

S C R A B B L E

yea ! back from KL!!! for the malaysian youth scrabble championship (MYSC) = D

its damn fun , gained lots of experience , had lots of fun ...

day # 0 - Friday , 23rd May

.Larkin Bus Terminal.

The crowd at Larkin gave away everything . The holidays! People were returning to their hometown or going for holidays .

. so we all meet at mcd's ... i sumbat-ed all my stuff inside a... umm ... kinda ... small -medium sized bag . kinda like a large crumpler bag .

1st person i see .tan seah whye . carrying a... kinda like my bag sized backpack(and i thought mine was SMALL... )

then the others , chow xin kit , ian, irwin , haren , all followed .

ben smsed - where's mcd?

alex almost kena tertinggal bas . then he went to the burger king further down .

oh and leon (from ssi , lloyd 's bro ) also followed .

so we kinda... took over the bus . noisy . we played scrabble . irwin vs me . halfway through i get nice move then the set is bloodstained.oops .

irwin kena nosebleed . so he cancel.

then i vs ching san song ( pro fella)

beaten 100 ~200 each game .

we kinda stopped when we sampai the toll where u can see mines there .

then leon talked abt his 1st bingo

" i got C...O ... N ... M im like oo. conman ? ... O ...D ..condominium? S.. oh shit CONDOMS!"

and he said so loudly and ppl were looking at him and we were like 0.o ...

then ching timing damn cara at that time he put bingo VAGINAL at the 3x word .

leon went like "WOW! VAGINAL . thats like close to 100 pts !"

and we like talk abt the stupid tchrs and nice moments . when mr chew plonks himself in the seat next to us . irwin's like

"and that blady ungku ah..."

*turns around*

"hi tchr!! dun report ah!"

*mr chew shake head ,walk off.*

so we reach like.... 7.30 we reached somewhere along the way where everyone and mr chew (oh ya.he followed . crucial role. ) got down . then he said the hotel's walking distance from there.

walking distance for mr chew is like...wah .damn far man . he's like . ok or not???

then we're like YES TEACHER!

except irwin which is lugging his huge bag filled with goodness-knows-what .

"lim. carry and guess what make it so heavy ? "

"ok ."

*irwin runs off*

*i leave the bag on the road*

*irwin runs back*

so we finally reach .mr chew flop himself on the bed 1st thing there . after a quick shower we go eat . we break the "tradition" by having Subway instead of McD .

so we go and like...we undermine the 1/2 foot sandwich and stupidly get a footlong . kao .damn big . irwin had turkey breast and he's like .

"umm . turkey boobs. u wan turkey boobs? "

we all like,"teacher.this irwin is outside sch . "

"tchr . what i do in kl , i leave in kl . wah .damn full ...i cant finish the bra. "

the 'bra' is the parmesan toasted .evidently .

then alex got a 1/2 foot meatball sandwich .

irwin says,"alex!! balls man!! balls!!"

0.0.0.0.0.0.0

so at night in the form 3's room we play scrabble , watch irwin's antics , study words , list, stems .

then its like..1?

we wanna go next door .

form 3's : " you DONT wanna go next door . "

ben, me : why?

f3 : mr chew snore machine gun .

me : lebih la . i go see

*open door *

*GRZZAHHHGGGGRRRAAGGHHGGGG*

*LAUGH LIKE CRAZY and CLOSE DOOR *

*Run back next door *laugh somemore. *

in the end still go back .coz dowan to kena ...umm indecenies from irwin ..wah kao . cant sleep .

DAY#1 . TIMES SQUARE . Saturday , 24th May .

Wake up at.. 7? ish .tired. get ready and go 7-11 eat sandwich .then walk to times square , got ppl doing morning exercise big group .

so we reach there and we see a barbie exhibition (NO ) . oops .wrong place.further down please? ok . scrabble.ahhah

so as the very-nice-and-helpful-ppl SPEC image we help out set the board and timer .we the only johor players btw .

so finally waiting , the speech by mrs yap.. then the pairing comes.nigel said :

"mao fong .you playing seah whye ."

oho...bday boy. nvm la..ahha .

"table # 6 , Sean Chung vs Lim Mao Fong ."

WHAT? SEAN CHUNG?

"nigel? i thought seah whye? why sean? "

"oh.he 2nd round . good luck =D "

1st tournament 1st game sean . =X .lost. spread -124 . lucky cz board was tight ..kena whaack weird words . i din write down. 'LIARISE ' <<>

2nd game-lost. seah whye . -14 spread. he got SOLVENT i got SIGNERS

3rd game md zahanif . won.nice.+106 spread.i got SENIORS and one 64 pt ZA .

4th game- abd rahim . lost.lousy game.inconsistent . -36 spread.

5th game- Mu'sab .won. spread +40 . 1st move OVARY and one bingo UNSOILED 77pts.

6th game-Jonathan Leong ,won. spread +69 . no bingo , but h got bad tiles and i got quite good consistency

1st day - 3 win 3 loss .

dinner was at lot 10 . lousy food.haha.scrabble getting to our heads.irwin see a shop called ELIANTO selling nail polish

terus point and say "TOENAIL ."

we stare and say . " ELATION ." LOL ... had abit of headache , went back hotel tidur.10 . irwin come in and try to squeeze on the bed . "limmm"

i push him away (OBVIOUSLY.)

however , i fail to fall asleep b4 mr chew starts his snores...

*6 games, no girls. ben 1st game got his "cousin " choo jia wen .

*mr chew watches naruto on his laptop and sings the ending song

DAY#2 . 25th May

wake up . hope today got girl to play against . reach times square. pairing .

# 7 - Gabriel H'ng . gabriel...girl or guy??"

oops. guy. won spread +11

# 8 azman asmawi . won , spread +45

#9 CHOW XIN KIT .ARHH kena THRASHED . -00 liek tt. worst played game.

#10 zain . won +23

#11 tan seah whye AGAIN . lost -107

noticed? 11 games . 6 wins (woohoo !) 5 losses . 11 guys , NO GIRLS?? T.T

over!