oh , now i remember.

ohhh . so today im officially 14 .
happy birthday to me , and to the long list
of other people you can find on wikipedia
who share the same birthday ,
let me reflect on myself .
14 seconds .
one year has passed.
many things happened .
*obviously*
mistakes have happened ,
i shall remember .
happy things too ,
i shall remember .
oh no , sounds too emotional !
HAHAHA . LIM MAO FONG . put a smile on your face.
coz its your birthday and you gotta go collect donations for flag day.
SLEEP NOW .

dates , tarikh , not pak tor .

today . marks the start of ...
not the olympics .flag day ppl . all over malaysia , st john ambulance units are mobilizing.
answering the second call of duty ,
which is .
collect funds for sjam . as we all know, the sjam is a ngo , which means we are unfunded and rely on kind folks like you to ...
ok so thats the "bla " according to ivan when ppl ask u why , you just 'BLA" what "BLA" comes out from your "BLA" mouth .

ok , so my experience . 1st place , the wisma persekutuan . where you do ur ic and pasports . masuk only kena chase out by guards . so stand at the gate.chuanli and jeremy come .
so we split , chuan li and me at the back gate , jeremy and kevin at the front
obviously JK get more, we get miserable $$ .got this rich looking bald indian guy in a pink shirt and black suit with 2 bodyguards?? henchmen?butlers? following him . BMW sial .wait so long .
get rm5 . me and chuan making like counterstrike stories .
* secure the perimeter .*
* zzzt . angamuthu @ double doors .
* zzt . muthusamy @ front entrance .
*squad, storm the front.

sumwhat like tt. so we got the saviour call from jonathan asking us to go post office.
from there, he asks us to leave jeremy at post office. and ask 3 of us to go persada
form persada > kfc > nongchik sch .
nong chik sch , haih . i wish i got st joseph . but i dont mind .
i met my old tchr there, hjh zaila . ssj .remember? nvm .
we collected at the classes , the ppl and tchrs were very nice . only one KUAI LAN KIA teacher.
nvm . after tt my tin was like , heavier.considerably .
then we continued our exploits of the houses . nice ppl .then . down on to KOLAM AIR...
thronged the warong at the end there. we just sit there and there's like a football team there.
the coach gave us rm5 . 2 coaches . and each player gave like rm1 . Sweeeeeeeeeet .

then we go to the houses.
we reach aaron's house and out he comes with his little brother peeking from behind him .
*CUTE*
then he says like , my parents not around..

so we visit like, every house . superb . and the house with the HUGE gate .
*press intercom * hi , we are from the st john ambulance of english college, we are here to collect donations for flag day ...
no reply . then one face pops up.
woohoo . soon got like 3 ppl giving 5 bucks each . hahaha
then the house opposite there, big house also . got money .
then down the road .got one house with super big trees casting the house in a shadow .

then then then . zoe asks me to go number 16 jln chantek . ding dong .
nice house, with the wooden thingy and the plants . then one face appears at the window .
gate opens . should i go in? what the heck.go laaaaa.
zeke comes out , like , " eih~" then gives me a handful of coins .
"oih ya . 1 sen dont work anymore."
"hey, thanks ya. "

according to zoe, he got the coins from a bowl in the hall. hmm .good idea.
so like , after tt more houses. finish day 1 . days done, 1/2 day shift .

2moro . hmm . whats with tomorow?

The Epic Of Jalan Sungai Utama . The Hobbit's ( hobbit comapred to zoe ) Tale , as told by Shaarvin Pillai .

Once, in the quiet ( not) Jalan Senai Utama , there lived these 3 families . on a slope.

at the top , there was the professional . ( coz he apparently built his own house.)
the bottom, the apek .
and right smack in the middle , shaarvin .

so , the pro fella , sweep leaves and rubbish etc . then he sprays it down with water , which will then

ineveitably ,

end up at the apek's house .

so , obviously the apek angry la. so he marched to the pro's house and said

" oi , kuuuuurang aaaaaaaajar!!! spray rubbish go my house . "

so obviously they fought . the pro ran inside his house .and came out with a CANGKUL . PWOAHR .

and he jumped over the gate/fence . ( as told by shaarvin) JUMPED OVER .chun.

the apek ran down the slope . and not to be outdone , came out brandishing a

PARANG .

so they went "ARHHHHHH!!! " and stopped in front of shaarvin's house .
"NI MA DE ------ "
"KA NI --- "
"--- YOU AH "
"GO DIE LA ---- "
then shaarvin's dad , tried to stop them . no use.

*musical interlude*
"if there's something weird , in the neighbourhood...who you gonna call ? gho- "
ok . stop . call the auntie down the road .

"AH . AH SOH AH . (sorry jace, this is what really happened) your husband gonna kill ppl "

so , soon , the whole family was persuading them not to kill each other ( the pro family also come out)

soon the fight was settled and peace reigned supreme .
shaarvin crashed his bicycle into someone's motorbike / car last time . different story .hahaha

july .

after two @!#$ weeks my @!#$ internet is back and thanks to the telekom ppl it broke for 2 weeks. thanks anyway for fixing it . so anyway , its THAT time of the year , when you realize you've survived more than half the year , and flag day's around the corner.. and . FOA just passed .
super-outdated, yea . but here's my account of foa .

-FOA -

so , the cast of Who SAys Short Guys Cant Get GirlFriends ( WSSGCGGF) . err. the sketch ppl.
TSP . ok better . we all are like , ok ok , lepak lepak . suddenly gwee comes and like ,

"yo guys, you're the first sketch .right after mary got shot . "
0.o .first sketch ?? damn ... anyway nice also , we get to relax early .
aaron goes up to gwee and says ,
"GUAVA . change our time leh."
in the end we were at the backstage , super stuffy and hot , and shafiq /nora was getting dressed in his SEXY leggings and hot afro hairdo .XD
so everyone like damn nervous and shafiq/nora exhibiting himself while trying to get fresh air . we watch zeke hopping all over the stage . mary got shot rocks .ahahah .
so finally, our performance... went kinda ok , we practised for 2 days only.ahahha .
the songs din play properly , aih ..
but i guess the crowd liked it ,
zoe said it was funny till they laughed like " orang minyak raping themselves"
ahhahaha, thansk zoe , jace and everyone who laughed , tho i nvr see orang minyak rape themselves XD ..

and then there were other performances , gurdave's trademark for Tribulations ,
loosen up his hair , open turban . head banging . woohoo .
and then the form5 's performance ..

shan viknesh : "seksssi lerhh" .

big hit around ec... its like , everywhere. hahahah .

then alvin john 's band sang always be my baby . ian went , " oh my ...its that song . "

then we sold hot dogs and drinks . ran out of ice. yoke perng to the rescue , the ice age man . sit there with a knife and chop ice.

foa was damn nice, lucky nothing came up that made me miss it...

sorry , this post is kinda lame. excuse the long absence...

roadblock .

YOU SHALL NOT PASS !!!
ah , gandalf . gotta love that part .

channel 5's got this habit of showing lord of the rings practically every year .

well , at least LOTR is a nice movie . superb battles , and chnl 5 shows all 3 , unlike tv 3 /ntv7/tv2 which is like , every year repeating fellowship .
for goodness's sake , show something nice la malaysia .
but then again, malaysia's not open minded .
see singapore. so open minded .vibrant .
something like that comes along in malaysia , badawi sayyyy


"you shall not pass"

The UNGKU , the PAVAN , and the RUBIK's CUBE + the ADDICTS .

hello . im back and im like , dying to post .
got so much to post ,muahhahaha. my upstairs neighbour havin some sorta mahjong party.
can hear them talking and tiles clattering on the floor .
sleepless night , hello!

first of all . lets talk about the rubik's cube .

the rubik's cube was invented by this fella called erno RUBIK . first call the hungarian magic cube 0.o then now , the rubik's cube .
1980 , the height of the rubik's cube craze.
now , its back in ec , by the form 5's ... and we're kinda addicted .
rayson , our rubik taukay .
"rayson! got bring cube for me? "
*rm10 *

cube's got adverse affects on ppl .
addiction .
shaarvin's case .
"lim im addicted. you know what im doing? "
what?
"solving it in my head."
=.=
"lim , you turn ah , face this side here. if you turn it there that one wont move ."
wah? how u noe?
"i analysed theformula ."
OHMYGOODNESS . shaarvin actually ANALYSED . used his BRAIN . *applause*

shafiq on the other hand is really addicted .lets tell the sad story .
tuesday - went out to pray . put cube in the pocket .
manga madeh yeh . ( shaarvin's weird word . tamil for "mango idiot." )
then piza saw him . "meh sini . ambik tu . "
cube - GONE .
shafiq emo...so we in class plotting la . bring all the cubers in ec to piza then solve in front of him.
when piza kena hypnotize by the flashing colours, take the cube...
so on wednesday , he got another cube .
so now, he din bring pj stuff .to avoid piza , he hide at the toilet area with few other ppl .
(toilet area means outside , got nice bench and table which one chair kena destroyed dy .)
then
ahchai (saiful jefri ) pass by .so they go back to class.
shafiq damn pandai go play cube . ungku pass by. oooh .
die . cube gone . ungku ask him go field .kena whack by piza. so sad for shafiq .
at tuition, me and edwin pakat to bring cube. shafqi despo , raba raba my bag for the cube .
this is called WITHDRAWAL . and COLD TURKEY .
hear it click shafiq .
and that was the weirdo on my RIGHT , in tuition .
the one on my LEFT .


pavanjit singh .
the infamous mr pavanjit
" if-i-do-like-that-to-you-you-like-or-not-ribena-will-suck-forever-in-my-life" singh .
now added another one . " i just testing you only."
super-lame . and he's going around insulting . and like " im testing u only."
so that day me and pang were like
"aiya, pavan dunno the concept , damn lame . lame until blog kena SPAM . SPAM . "
then he's like
"you damn cool la?"
no la. testing you only .kena bengang in the whole crowd.
speaking of blog , what happened to pavan's?
the pavan234.blogpsot . aka rbena will suck 4ever in my life.
after the SPAM (super funny! great work!)
pavan's cbox was transformed into an imaginary world
where ungku shaves his armpits white , amarpreet's gay (he's straight , pavan dunno la.) , got panasjit , and maliah carey is interested in pavan .
the blog url was changed , and due to overwhelming lameness , and another spamming in which piza supposedly has super-breast muscles , he deleted his LAME blog .
yay!

and now, on to ungku . ungku salleh , admired by zoe for his flabs .
constantly bragging , ok fine.
proudly talking about his artisticness , interior design-nerness , how he knows how to style himslef. blabla bla la.
so he's teaching lukisan teknik . and he's talking bout his pencil set , and explaning what's the B in 2B and the H in HB like he's some sort of expert .
H = hard, B =black .
then he talk about his drawings , 90% +++ one . cheh . bangga .
then he say eh worked in a steadlar factory (stationery one)
"kayu tu , letak carbon , letak kayu lagi , *SHOOO!* potong jadi pensel . "
me and shaarvin trying NOT to laugh .
"saya dulu kerja kat sana . bawah company CISCO . "
shaarvin : "what ...engineer ah."
me: " cisco is security guard i think.? "
shaarvin: " cheapskate . he steal the pencils at night"
ungku recently hates cubes. he goes around rampas-ing them .
today un's one kena . then next door kena check .we all frenzy go hide the cubes .
put in the table "drawer" then turn it towards the wall . the best one was ..
the window ledge , the high one , put the cubes there .
nicely got one big "MERDEKA" banner there . so nice .
shaarvin's cube behind mahatir's face .
then we saw suku jogging with a bunch of ppl . what 's HE doing there?
ah fine .we waved like he was one kind of superstar .he waved like he was the king .hahah .

Shaarvin the moustache-science-guy .

shaarvin , has great potential to be a scientist .

today , science worksheets .

1) many organisms now have become ___ and are forever lost to the world .

"eh lim . try put "male" there . "
many organisms have become male and are forever lost to the world .
0.o . shaarvin , you ok?

2) the rhinoceros and the ___ are some of the species faced with extinction.
"put male here again.."
the rhinoceros and the MALE? are some of the species faced with extinction .
shaarvin the genius . >.<

*yesterday*

experiment to detect starch in green plants...

so we boil the water with the leaf inside . aaron turns up the flame *WOOSH*
"AHAHHAHA " * admire the flame ....* " eh havent put the tripod la . eh eh turn it off..."
then the thing's hot , so they use test tube holder to carry . *piang* terjatuh.
shaarvin picks it up with his hands ... " u bodoh number one la . "

*water is heated...wait to boil..."
*click click clack clack*
rubiks cube ...
*shickkk spooshh*
match is lighted ...
shaarvin uses tweezers to go put the match right into the bunsen burner flame and it BURNS..
meanwhile , i go get a boiling tube with some alcohol...

ahha . water's boiling ... everyone's mesmerized by the bubbles..bubble bubble bubble
*tchr comes * ehhH!!! water boiling sudahlah go tutup the bunsen burner...
so we put the leaf in the alcohol , then put in in a water bath...
oops , too little alcohol ... i got take the little bottle to tambah more..
they start sniffing the alcohol.. then they realise its not really pleasurable..
meanwhile , waiting for the leaf to decolorize..
*hehehehahhehehe*
aaron and shaarvin are happily lighting matches..
and feeding the spent ones to the ever-hungry flame of the bunsen burner...
im like,
"dont play with fire..."
*mauhahahahehheheheheee* *lights more...*
"OI SHAFIQ ... NEVER LIGHT MATCH BEFORE AH...LEMBIK"
"OI U SHADDAP LA...THIS MIKE KEEP PUSHING HOW TO LIGHT...."
aaron : " aiya give me laaaa i light.."

me: " dont play with fire larrr"
* muahahahehehehhahah*

* im bored..* *take one drop of alcohol..*
drip





*plink*



*WOOSH*


*screams*


hahah! i turned the flame a lumniscent blue ... and like , i almost burnt aaron's silky hair.
and not to mention , aaron dropped the match , thank goodness onto the tile . not onto
shaarvin's jewels...

then teacher came and see
"oh your leaf's mostly decolourized... take it out and put it on the tile.."
eh , teacher ? dont need to put it in hot water again ? *shows textbook*
"ah dont need .."
0.o...ah whatever . hey mike!! the leaf looks like you!!
*shows bleached leaf..*
"what the @#!$ ...?!?! "

then we put the leaf on the tile , and drip iodine. little black spots.. teacher realize that she made a mistake , ...for like everyone .
"thursday we redo."

shaarvin's like " yay! more fire!"

and we leave our tile on the table , with the bleached leaf,
and suspicious black residue which look like ashes .
from matches to be exact!

mrs tan's farewell ceremony??

today was the farewell ceremony for one of ec's best and longest serving tchrs ,mrs tan.
imagine la . 25 years teaching lil devils like us . muahahah .
she's also the teacher advisor for st john , 10 years already ...
so as usual , got the speeches all that , ms shyamala was giving a power speech abt mrs tan .
you know la , her ARRRTiculate pronounciation and vocab . hahah .
then they showed a slideshow , her pic at "sweet sixteen " *doesnt really look any different* and when she was at convent , (ya , convent ) then her wedding photos , *alamak all secret terbocor.* she doesnt look any different from now EITHER ... what she use?? SK II ??

then chua and the gang went and sang wonderwall ..
classic seh .
then , they had an antique *ANTIQUE . VERY * car to bring her away !
its like , antique until the type where you fill in petrol from the "nose" of the car there ...
and it looks like a beca ...

so , goodbye i guess .
when it was suku it was " gotta go my own way "
now its " leaving "
hahah .
bye mrs tan! and thank you!

happy father's day!

happy father's day pa!
a tribute to all the dads out there , keep up the good work !
good? terrific.

1000 !

yay! my blog has gotten 1000 hits so far , since i put up the hit counter on the 21st of April ...
i'd like to thank everyone ... everyone who has read my blog
once, twice , very often ,
and thank you , those avid readers who kinda refresh the page all the time.. =D
those avid readers who seem to read the new post almost the instant it comes out ...

THANK YOU THANK YOU , onward to 10 000 !
and also celebrating the 50th post ~