Over!

PMR's over! 3 years in the making, over in 5 (7 , if you include the weekend) days .
Happy and confused :)

Calculating History

My hand shook like a Bollywood dancer while I worked on my graph and produced a line worthy of an F1 track , with the curves and all .
For all my effort I was repaid with a temporary union of my elbow and the paper by means of a substance called "sweat" .

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dont' bother about that, random stuff:D
Math was easy but I just could not come up with CENTRE OF ENLARGEMENT!! I forgot that one hahahhah .

Sejarah was surprisingly modest .

Halfway through

just a visual stimulus . Dota map .
We are headed for the Frozen Throne ( top right corner) ( KH)
3 towers (papers) remain before we take down the Frozen Throne. (KH)
Math 1, 2 and Sejarah .

Battle Report Day1 :
BM 1 was O-kay .
BM 2 was uhmm.. quite crappy for me! made blunders.

Day 2 -
English 1 and 2 - Very easy
Science 1 - VERY easy
Science 2 - VERY .. hard.

Day3 -
Geografi -considerably Easy

LOL / WTH / OMG. Indonesia is angry .

“How’s your plan to attack Malaysia?” I asked.

Six weeks ago, according to Adian, 10 Bendera spies slipped into Malaysia to build a network among Indonesian workers. He claimed these Indonesian James Bonds managed to convince 1.45 million Indonesians – maids, construction and plantation workers – to burn their workplace when Bendera launches its confrontation on Malaysia.

When I pointed out that it would cost Bendera about RM145,000 just to text message the 1.45 million Indonesian workers (assuming the spies have all their phone numbers and an SMS costs 10 sen), Adian flashed his crooked teeth. “We’ve got our ways to communicate,” he stated.

“On paper, we have already won,” Adian said, again flashing his crooked teeth.

In World War II, according to him, the allies required two months to prepare for their attack on Germany. But Bendera does not need two months as it already has 1.45 million conspirators in Malaysia.

“That is why we have a different view from President SBY (pronounced as ‘ess-bay-yay’, the initials of Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono). SBY said Indonesia cannot attack Malaysia as there are 1.8 million Indonesian workers in Malaysia. But for us the 1.8 million people are our strength to attack Malaysia.”

And then Adian started attacking Malaysia by showing the photographs (in the four-page declaration) of Indonesian maids being abused here.

“Look at this,” he said, pointing at the photograph of Nirmala.

“If Malaysia says that Malaysians and Indonesians are satu rumpun (the same stock), then why do they abuse their own rumpun?”

Pointing at a photograph of a man being caned, he asked angrily: “Why does your police, soldier and what do you call… Rela… abuse Indonesians?

“Do you know that once in three days an Indonesian is abused in Malaysia?”

On Oct 8, Adian claimed, about 300 Indonesians – trained in ilmu kebal (black magic) which makes them invincible to sharp objects and bullets – would invade Malaysia by attacking Malaysian towns in the island of Borneo (where Indonesia’s Kalimantan and Malaysia’s Sabah and Sarawak are located).

“From Pontianak (in Kalimantan) we will cross to Kuching (in Sarawak) and capture it. And then we will go to the next town. And from Nunukan (in Kalimantan) we will cross to the next town,” he said.

“What is that town?” I asked Adian, Bendera’s war strategist.

“I don’t know the name. But it is the town that we are going to capture,” he declared.

(Just for the record, the closest Malaysian town to Nunukan is Tawau in Sabah.)

In six to eight months, he confidentally predicted, Bendera would conquer Kuala Lumpur.

“Why don’t you just go straight for the jugular and attack Kuala Lumpur?” I asked.

“Uncle Mao’s military tactic was to first capture villages and then the city. We will capture your villages, your towns and eventually your capital,” he explained......

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uhh.. 8th Of October. What about PMR? LOL . I have to say this article is LOL/WTH .
quite naive.

October.

Wake me up , when september ends .



People, we are in the month of October.

October.

OCTOBER.


Just watched PRChina's 60th Anniversary , and I must admit , China always strives to impress.
Olympics , and now their national day .
Amazing ! You can see their dedication , their hard work , their spirit.
The central light display is like, amazing.

Coincidentally , October was also the birth month of the USSR . 25th October.

This October... In between those dates .. IS..

PMR.


Are


You




REDDY

sorry.


READY??

Behind the Scenes, Backstage at the KPM !

Even as we speak , ( or blog, type , laze , study) our fate is being decided deep within the bowels of the Ministry( of education ) .



Our PMR papers have been ( or are being) set by the trusted and clandestine upper echelons of the elite education force of Malaysia. The inner circles decide on our PMR paper for us , whether we'll LMAO ( Laugh My(our) Ass(es) Off) , or GMAP ( Get My(Our) Ass(es) Pwned) at the paper.



Of course, we don't really know if they've already SET the papers or are STILL setting the papers due to some sticky (pun intended, see above photo) situation . Or maybe it's a tactic of their own.

Tactic? Eh?


Ah..

That's where the investment pays off.
The Student's Association of Malaysia , Probing And Hostilities (SAM:PAH) Division has gathered insider information from deep within the bowels of the KPM.
Our spy WAS highly experienced, having served in various locations including PingPongyang , Guano Bay , The Pentagone and KLCC.

Despite all this, our spy was eliminated . he/she/it fell to his/her/its death while climbing the Great Tower of Exam Papers


*Artist's Impression*

Dang!! So close but yet so far. Our papers are at the top there.

Nevertheless, the reports and analysis and hypothesis conclude that the KPM are up to something sinister.


Propaganda.


Some are their specially appointed agents , some are just unwary distributors of the Propaganda with a Capital P.

"Analysis of Past Year Questions.."
"This topic has NOT been tested for 5 years , this is SURE to come out "
" This topic has been tested for 5 years straight, sure this year will NOT come out! "
" this topic does not exist in our textbook , but it will come out for the sake of General
Knowledge"
" General Knowledge is not involved in the military "

Why do you think the topic has been tested for 5 years straight?
Because Propoganda was released that another topic would be tested, and that the topic would not come out this time.

The students all thought that it wouldn't come out so they did not study that topic, and the Government purposely included THAT topic!

Because Propaganda caused the lazy :p students read only the spotted questions.




this is actually a covert Government plan to train us to not believe Propaganda and mistruths whether in or out of the country .
(Berwaspada terhadap kuasa asing)
(Berwaspada terhadap kuasa tempatan iaitu/terutamanya Parti Pembangkang)
(Menggunakan taktik yang bijak)


Wow! I'm impressed , what a brilliant move by the Government , Fight Fire with Fire !

Pwn Propaganda with Propaganda.

Anyway if you have been patient enough to read till this end , you will be rewarded for your trouble, dedication and diligence .

This will save you


Don't turst ( pun intended ) this blog post.

Plus why am I blogging when half the target audience ( PMR folks) won't read this .
:D

Googlle

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It's Google's 11th Birthday , chehhh. I thought my computer kena virus or somesort. Hee.

Speak your Mind ,

Opinions vary , it all depends on your stance and perspective.

Often , the best perspective is always in the middle of it all , right there,

there !

Right in that person's shoes.
Right there smack in the middle of the scenario .

Life works in funny ways , things happen that make you click the DELETE button on your previous opinion but of course something like that doesn't exist ( if it did it would be easier to forgive&forget)

Sometimes things happen that make you rethink , repicture , reposition .
And you find that it looks so much nicer from this new angle !

Well, for you that is , can't impose your view on other people , ya?
can't grab their head , look loook there look at that that yes yes lean back!
(my cousin used to do that to me . )
Airplane!!
Where??
there!
Where got!
*grabs my head*
OH OH OKOKOK LET GO.

ages ago ..I was.. uh , 6?

So if something makes you change your perspective then EAT YOUR WORDS and get on with life.

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and anyway I was studying Sejarah like any other tormented Form 3 when I came across this misprint in the textbook .
No , it wasn't a misprint. It was actually the true version , all other books are misprinted .
It was about the founding of Melaka and how sentient life came to this God-forsaken place previously unnamed .

Once there was a powerful empire called CV Jaya . Like everything great, it had to fall someday. Its fall came at the hands of the Bittermaja clan . The ruler, Para Mace Wara fled across the ocean in his ship made of banana leaves.

He sailed for 7 days and 7 nights during which his provisions ran short. His loyal men bowed before him and said,
" My King, allow me to sacrifice myself for the future of CVJaya. "
"My King, me too"
" Me three. "

and so on and so forth .

The seven brave and loyal men sacrificed themselves as a last act of loyalty to their King . The King was saved from starvation but he reached land on the 9th day so it was quite a waste.

He had lots of meat left over.

nevertheless he stepped on terra firma and walked on , lugging with him a bag filled with Homo Sapiens steak . He deciphered a tablet he found and realised that he was on the island of Ben10, he contemplated , whether to move on or stay there.

Seeing that the island over there was a bit nicer, he journeyed to SinChiaPour , the journey took him 2 days by boat but had he known, it would have taken him 1 hour at most via the ERP at the cost of 5 silver dollars.

2 days on sea had taken a toll on Para , who had nearly exhausted his ration of steak . The remaining pieces were beyond his fancy ,eg:liver , brain , intestines
(this guy didn't shit for a week) , stomach , rump , ahem and he threw them overboard the moment he spotted land.

Unbeknown to him , his action sparked a chain of events.

A colossal maw formed a whirlpool from the inky depths of the Sunda Straits.The beast which rose from its sub aquatic kingdom was like no other. Para was awed by its power and glory , recognizing it from ancient texts he had been read to as a young Prince.

Leviathan the Tidehunter.

Filled with gratitude at the offering , Leviathan offered Para a bargain he could not resist.
For from his claw hung three great cross-shapes with moon-shaped blades at the end.
In our modern day we call them anchors.

One was gold ,
one was silver
and one was rusty and covered with lala, kerang and tiger prawns.

He offered Para all these for the price of more FRESH MEAT.

Grabbing hold of the gold one, Para swung his newfound weapon. A scrawny lad he was , it flew out of his hand , 100 miles away to the island palace, killing the ruler, Tunaunagi and breaking every bone in his body . Tunaunagi was an officer from SeeHam who ruled SinChiaPour as a vassal state.

That settled Leviathan's dinner .

The SeeHameese didn't know about the murder of Tunaunagi because the Leviathan's awakening knocked out the undersea internet cable .
Some time later , the Central Command noticed an absence of Tweets from Tunanunagi and sent a team to investigate..

Para hitched up his skirts and fled north to Muar.
Leviathan followed him .
and so did Leviathan's army, know as the Cellates, or Orang Laut.

Muar > Biawak Busuk / Kota Buruk .
One was smelly and one was run-down .

He continued his search for a new foundation to build his empire . One day , as he sat under the World Tree , he saw a peculiar creature .

Leviathan the Tidehunter advanced to confront this strange entity but got its ass kicked back into the tidal terrain , into the inky depths where it was born .

Para stared at awe at the entity which had defeated Leviathan . It was a silver stag .
He felt the aura and knew that THAT was THE place to build his new Empire .

He started with Jonker Street .

And so , Melaka was born .

More credible accounts argue the name "Malacca" was a local folk-adaptation of the Arabic word 'mulaqa' meaning 'meeting place': which the port of Malacca indeed was.

Source : Wikipedia .

Some believe Malacca took its name from the fictional antagonist , Mal'akh , from Dan Brown's latest thriller - The Lost Symbol . Available in all reliable bookstores .

Coming on..

Last week I has the strangest dream ,
where everything was exactly how it seemed,
where there was never any mystery ,
Of who shot John F. Kennedy,
It was, just a man with Something to prove ,
slightly Bored and severely Confused ,
he , steadied his rifle with the target in the centre
and became famous on that day in November.

Don't wake me, I plan on Sleeping In.

The Postal Service - Sleeping In

Holidays half-over! Have YOU accomplished anything significant? have YOU made any progress in your studies?

Life isn't fair and as you can see , nice stuff comes near PMR.
F1 , Stomp ( DAMN) , the Douglas floating library , Mafia Wars Moscow (=D)
and and and LOST SYMBOL.

Read it , it's awesome.

I'm proud that I could figure out/ guess two event which were going to happen.

(two??? just two?? ) yes, just two .

awaiting the Moscow expansion!!!!

Selamat Hari Raya!

Selamat Hari Raya !! Relax for one week but don't forget to study yea!


No one seems to be having open house.




Shafiq also no news?






cheh , Lance Corporal dah sombong huh.. HAHAH