Behind the Scenes, Backstage at the KPM !

Even as we speak , ( or blog, type , laze , study) our fate is being decided deep within the bowels of the Ministry( of education ) .



Our PMR papers have been ( or are being) set by the trusted and clandestine upper echelons of the elite education force of Malaysia. The inner circles decide on our PMR paper for us , whether we'll LMAO ( Laugh My(our) Ass(es) Off) , or GMAP ( Get My(Our) Ass(es) Pwned) at the paper.



Of course, we don't really know if they've already SET the papers or are STILL setting the papers due to some sticky (pun intended, see above photo) situation . Or maybe it's a tactic of their own.

Tactic? Eh?


Ah..

That's where the investment pays off.
The Student's Association of Malaysia , Probing And Hostilities (SAM:PAH) Division has gathered insider information from deep within the bowels of the KPM.
Our spy WAS highly experienced, having served in various locations including PingPongyang , Guano Bay , The Pentagone and KLCC.

Despite all this, our spy was eliminated . he/she/it fell to his/her/its death while climbing the Great Tower of Exam Papers


*Artist's Impression*

Dang!! So close but yet so far. Our papers are at the top there.

Nevertheless, the reports and analysis and hypothesis conclude that the KPM are up to something sinister.


Propaganda.


Some are their specially appointed agents , some are just unwary distributors of the Propaganda with a Capital P.

"Analysis of Past Year Questions.."
"This topic has NOT been tested for 5 years , this is SURE to come out "
" This topic has been tested for 5 years straight, sure this year will NOT come out! "
" this topic does not exist in our textbook , but it will come out for the sake of General
Knowledge"
" General Knowledge is not involved in the military "

Why do you think the topic has been tested for 5 years straight?
Because Propoganda was released that another topic would be tested, and that the topic would not come out this time.

The students all thought that it wouldn't come out so they did not study that topic, and the Government purposely included THAT topic!

Because Propaganda caused the lazy :p students read only the spotted questions.




this is actually a covert Government plan to train us to not believe Propaganda and mistruths whether in or out of the country .
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Wow! I'm impressed , what a brilliant move by the Government , Fight Fire with Fire !

Pwn Propaganda with Propaganda.

Anyway if you have been patient enough to read till this end , you will be rewarded for your trouble, dedication and diligence .

This will save you


Don't turst ( pun intended ) this blog post.

Plus why am I blogging when half the target audience ( PMR folks) won't read this .
:D