"WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?"

"WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?"

Me ? You talking to me?

yes me .what have i been doing lately ?

i have broken derek's lock code, and i BROKE the whole thing , and at the same time . WOOHOOO-ed loudly in the middle of first aid class when i did with alex looking at me like i gila or something . haha .

then there's the training part, where we - nvm . shh .

the students of class 2 Akas are the proud owners of 3 very special chairs. these chairs .
have only three legs . (we broke them , obviously . intentionally AND UN - intentionally.)

used to topple people like someone's gonna topple something but we haven't seen anything YET .

YET.

YET.

but pavan is very semangat this someone and the something he's gonna do . hmm politics. shh.
"wei budak kat sana ! sini cakap politik lu cakap dota macam mana??"

pavan to michael . anyway back to the topic .

the common practice recently is to shove /kick your chair a bit before you sit down to ensure the chair is safe . ( ensuring safety before approaching the scene . )

many fail to notice it while others fail to make others fail to notice it . hee.
AS IN , dont know how to conceal that the chair has only 3 legs. people laugh like GILER.

en. pathma , our moral teacher ,accidentally sat on one of the chairs . accidentally (perhaps)
placed there . then joshua got a big scolding . then i was singing pathma pathma pathma a little earlier while i was getting a chair to replace the 3 legged one which someone switched.

pathma pathma pathma ... just like i shouted to -
NEVERMINDD. im going soft in the head . doing stuff like that .what if he found out?? SHIT. haha .

today's KAY ECHII lesson was kinda .. ok . ungku talked about dunno what . ahh yes, basi kelim then talk about basi ( spoiled , stale, rotten ) stuff. like milk , never put into fridge ,

"jadi dadih , keras keras sikit . YOH GUUURT . ahhh . baunya , wah . KAO KAO ah.."

today's lukisan was... anyway, we were lining up for him to check our measurements ,

" tak tepat! lari 3 mm! " .

line up so long... suddenly,

"ok ok semua balik tempat dulu . check sendiri . "

then vocab started coming out of my mouth .

"N* M* D* C *** C*** B** "

NEVERMIND . but at the end of it all he was too lazy to check .

" cikgu , ukuran ok? "

*takes one look * , " umm ok . "

THE PERASAN-TED KONON-TED PRO-NESS OF UNGKU MAT SALLEHHH . (extra H)

and speaking of that , Flobot's" HANDLEBARS " rocks!

so easy to edit, even shaarvin can edit it .

i did an ,ungku salleh version but its unsafe to write/blog the lyrics. i am currently trying to make a sumita one , dedicated to her, the car which got scratched , and the scratcher.

I CAN SCRATCH YOUR CAR WITH MY FINGERNAIL .

and remember , teacher, nazreen scratched your car.

"who is nazreen? that one right?? " * points to nabil*

fingernail , fingernail.

DOTA.

hmm .
you know what? we are a bunch of slackers .
slackers . slackers.

we sit around in class when teacher's not around , even though we have unfinished work .
mike , sits there . deep in thought .
" MIKE .WHY EMO? " justin asks.

"i'm thinking about my DOTA attack plan . "

dota again . their latest obsession .

" use your dwarven sniper go whack his lina inverse . " i tembak .

"wah you know ahh?? " mike says .

"then??? when the lina inverse is busy take juggernaught go whack sand king "

throwing out all the dota stuff i know .
mike complains about chuan li ( LCL ) being too pro in dota.

"walau he use rikimaru i die la . "

justin's turn to DOTA-crap .

"use your dwarven sniper go whack la "

"rikimaru can become invisible then i cant whack! " mike says .

my turn to crap again .

" use anti-mage to anti his invisible then you whack lo . "

mike is laughing his high pitched laugh ..

" WHAT CRAP LA . JUSTIN YOU EVEN KNOW WHATS DOTA?"

" Don .. ahhh "

"I KNOW . its DOnt Tell Anyone . " i shout .

"SO DAMN LAME!! AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA " mike laughs again.

"dota ok??? dota. shh shh. "


yes back to our subject . I am a slacker . and i am slacking .

i slacked on alot of things recently . moral persembahan , english presentation .

sivik dont say la , everyone didn't bother.

moral was the first to go , and the crappiest . sorry . no preparation .

english , was average . with a crappy powerpoint which took 10 minutes to make .
sorry .

sivik we didnt know how to sing "inilah barisan kita" and only nabil sang properly .
nevertheless, they said it sounded professional cause of the layered voices >_>

OK, for the first two , moral and English . I've let a lot of people down .

actually I've let a lot of people down for other things. occasions where i cant keep my mouth shut , just have to say something .

yes i know , i do stupid things quite often . simple mistakes .

but big stuff happens . I'm sorry .

sorry. I've let you people down .

: (

School is...

school is ...

* write an essay of not less than 120 words using those above*

school is fun. yes. Fridays are further boosted with the existence of first aid classes .
which in yesterday's case was , weird. ivan and jon didnt know there was first aid .

"who's gonna teach?? i'm going off to cs la " says ivan in dismay .

"I TEACH . " proclaims Alexander . ( i used the full name . grand sikit . hahaha)

so today, no ivan teaching . he only asked around abt the flag raising thing .
lim cheng said no to it coz he din wanna "sai tai yang".then ivan ask him to sing a song .

spare us..

off you go! go cs while alex teaches form1 about the skeleton.
we revise, ya.

pavanjit asks, "seenior . the two hole at the pelvis there for the testes ahhh? "

"down 20 now. "

well , alex isnt ivan and ivan isnt alex. and pavan never learns his lesson . alex's explaination of why pelvic fractures are dangerous .

" The broken edges of the bone can rupture your intestines or abdomen. "

"Wahh . Mean the balls also can la?" asks pavan .

*alex stares*
*pavan smiles*

this is good communication within a society .

so in the end, the form 2s all chao at 1.30 pm .where to? tepian .

and time for the weekly stunt show . this week like every other week we present the stunt,

called, " This Is My GrandFudder Road" (TIMGaFeR)

TIMGaFeR refers to walking in the middle of the road , ignoring the trafic and this results in cars siam-ing away from you , like as if its your GaFeR

of course , if you're stupid you can suddenly appear on the road and then it will be The Road U Die On (TRUDO)

but no , we are all clever . so it will stay as Live From Abbey Road and not Die On Sungai Chat Road.

friday wasn't very happening .

saturday school for holiday replacement is known for -

lousy attendance
'' canteen food ( what more now puasa)
empty school

2A's attendance is an amazing , 17 people .
friday's moral class was, amazing. the quietest , most well behaved moral class ever . in history of 2008.
(apart from these little jokes, seriously .)


Pathma : "kalau ada baju lama kamu buat apa?"
edwin : "derma . kepada agilan . "

*laughs* (agilan is smaallll)

derek : "recycle"
p : macam mana?
d : give Justin. he like to wear tight tight shirt .
justin : *turns around* O.o

p : yes, speaking of lumba haram have you heard about the F1 race?
E : of course!! i taking part ok!
me: you sweep road?
E : ah , you must be mistaken! that Edwin is a cacat one , sweep road with Derek . I am the sexy
grid girl . pheeeweeet!
D : -.-

*laughs*

we are then entertained by edwin saying he wanna try wear skinny jeans . then he tries to open derek's lock .

"i can open you down 100 there"

"can can . "

2 minutes later. *click* ta da. its open.

me , shaarvin and justin ( the rest of the gang not here) passed geo and english time by
oral blogging at the back of the class.basically talking .

yesyes as usual justin has alot to oral blog about . which gives me more stuff to blog about .

recess time is greeted as usual , with a chorus of "PENGAWAS REHAT" so mike and shaarvin can pass me money to help them buy their regular nasi goreng + chicken not drumstick or wing.

today , ben and daniel rush in to tell that the canteen is closed .
right after that panir comes in to inform us that the canteen man has been found.
i walk out , and i see agilaan running from the canteen .

"TEACHERCANTEENOPENTEACHER "

"yeeass yess i knowww"

i take the oppurtunity to make the canteen guy say "SIN CHIN PING" again when this form 1 guy was shouting .

edwin had no appetite to eat the rice. edwin, the big eater fueled by Apeton . WOW. must be really not nice. yes its not nice.

after recess is math.

2B-ers and lonely 2E-ers have come over to lepak at 2A ( wow )
yugen waves the malaysian flag around while derek tries to do sun wu kong pose .
then they try to break the flagpole .

NO YOU SHITS DON'T BREAK THE DAMN THING .

saved by the bell . safrida comes in . hmm .

" do page 102 , exer.."

*EEE OOO EEEEEE"

"apa itu ? "

"HAHAHAHHA.EDWIN!!!!" we shout from the back .

*EEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO EEEEE*

(probably heard him doing this in rohaini's ya?)

"I gave edwin a chance ... i hope he chang- "

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

*walks out of the class*

damn, i wanna see too .

*EEEEE OOO- *

"sorry teacher!!! "

safrida looks at him through the window .

after that was PJ, piza let us play rugby . very messy . justin seow extra semangat-ed .
keshan score already seow take the ball and run some more .

"not yet!!! its here!!!"

keshan shakes his head.


the next class for PJ is 2c . Pavan is the first one down . piza sees from downstairs that the lights and fans are not off.

"ehh .kau pergi off lampu bersihkan kelas semua baru balik sini . oi! semua naik balik!"

2minutes later ,

"EIIHHHH SEMUA BERSIHKAN KELAS" pavan shouts .

"alamak ada boss besar lagi . suruh dia buat dia yang suruh orang lain buat. " said piza.

LOL

big boss pavanjit .

oh yes and good luck to all you people taking UPSR . work miracles like pavan's superb improvement in results.

uppm3 - 5Bs
upsr - 5A .

fuaaaaaaaa.

Borborygmus.

What???

Thats the word Shaarvin's been obsessed with.

"boborygmus " , when teacher gives us spelling test (0.o hmm) shaarvin asks me to spell that .

MEANING?

A rumbling noise made by the movement of gas in intestines.

MEANING ?

someone is HUUUUNNGGGRYY .



to all my muslim friends , selamat berpuasa .

* we pakating one day we all try puasa*

hahah . some faux passes for the past few days :

shaarvin left his bottle of tinge on the table in front of the class .

yes, TINGE .

refreshing , cooling , deliciously fruity TINGE .

after recess .


Alex gave us letters regarding the SJAM AGM .

"Grand Straits Garden , 8 Course Dinner ( Halal )"

8 course dinner ? mehehhehe .


Shaarvin drinking tinge in class.

"Aaron, you want? "
*aaron shakes head*
"nabil , you wa- "
0.o SORRY!

and a few more i guess .

today is thursday . meaning , we have Kay ECHHHi with Ungku Salleh .
So, our phase in kay- ECHHi is now lukisan teknik , where we only use 2 ECHHHi and ECHHi Bee pencil lead for drawing .

" Untuk lukisan teknik kay-ECHi , hanya pensel duaa ECHi dan ECHi Bee saja yang dibenarkan."

"pensel dua bee diLARANG samasekali . "

drawing a random 90 degrees line, he says its not accurate , but it might be . because ,

"saya sudah SEN-si tif terhadap pekara ini . ahhh. saya boleh dianggap sebagai ... prrrofessIONAAL . "

apparently he could have been an architect ? and engineer?
but this noble man , chose to be ,

"guru kay-ECHi . Ahhhh.. *smiles* "

and this guru kay-ECHi of ours kept us back for, extra 15 minutes.
5:40 - people rush past our classroom . guruh kedengaran .
5:45 - people are going home .
5.50 - still in class. RAIN STARTS .
6.00 - rain has become heavy rain .

I get into the car and im cursing my teacher .
my mum say ,

" from no rain become rain so heavily . "

continue to talk about him commenting on our , " garis lari! " , " camna 40mm jadi 30??"
"arrow ini tak betul!" , "nombor sama besar . kenapa ni kechik sangattt?

the italic-ed ones (slanted FYI. ) (FYI is foryouinfor , FYI) is when his voice suddenly high pitched .

"propbably so many people cursing him will cause him to fall in the drain tommorow . "

wow . sounds like night watch . cursing someone leaves a black vortex spinning above his head . unbalancing his luck , actions , etc. hahahahahhahahha. especially those cursed by magically potential people.

ungku has a black Hurricane Katrina above his head.

WHOOSH .


*speaking about head , shaarvin's got a new hairdo . hahahah *

sitting next to shaarvin is a PST (ProfessionalSuicideTechnique) though i dont know why im still there.

in front of us , is justin seow and jayachandran .

justin seow, is the prime target for kacauing ( KESIAN ) and shaarvin , well thats this natural instinct .

jaya? i dont know why (and shaarvin doesn't either) shaarvin calls him cockroach .

"kokroch. dei .look here. "

both parties seem to be humoured . jaya's dad is in the military ( ? )

"wahh . kokroch appa military man seh . kokroch nothing like military man . only the haircut . "

" you whack kokroch no pain wei! wow.military man stuff. "

"dei kokroch . Sergeant kokroch . your father got bazooka ahhh? got license? WAH . LICENSE TO KILL .your appa hide gun in the house ah? make the hollow book thingy . "

*refer to youtube , "how to make a secret book compartment ."*

now shaarvin's obsessed with the "KOKROCH SONG"

Chain Hang Low mixed with the bang bang gun part from MIA's Paper Planes.

the song is basically about a fella shooting cockroach .

DeviantArt

Finally , after months of inactivity ...





i scanned my drawings .

http://oranl.deviantart.com/gallery/


*shrugs* random stuff . haha
comments pleaasee.



oh and i changed my friendster background . =D

Procrastination and Slacking .

its a short holiday and a long weekend .

i woke up at 11 today ,
after i read dusk watch (twilight watch , but i'll refer to it as dusk to avoid confusion)
late into the night, i think i slept at around 2 or 3?

the night watch series is one of the best science fiction / fantasy books i've read .
move aside , all the amateur overly-fantasyish books with weird names and elves and dwarves.

inheritance and lord of the rings do not count .

the thing about night watch is that its originally in russian.
its translated , ok. they did a good job .
but the names , damn it .

the boy , a potential Other is Egor .
the dematerialised watchman , is Igor .
now there's a werewolf , also Igor .
his son is Anton .
and the main character is Anton .
Anton asked anton about Arina .
there's also another other named Irina .

never mind about that . see? i've gone off topic .
my attention strays .
i was supposed to do my work .
then i kept reading dusk watch . i put it outside.

i went outside to read .

now here i am at the computer .
i was printing scores . now im blogging .

btw , crumpler bags have gone up in price .
the western lawn ( basic) from $90 is now , $102
and the barney rustle blanket ( what a name. ) from $138 is now $170 .
nope nope .

this meteoric rise of prices pushes me to my last resort .
a desperate measure .

Donate Your UNwanted Plastic Bags .

Hari Merdeka !

Tanggal 31 bulan lapan lima puluh tujuh!
merdeka merdeka tepat..teptat .. eih .

YOU DONT FORGET THE LYRICS .

joking. i kinda rmmbr the real ones but forgot the edited ones.

btw , who wants to hear my edited lyrics for keranamu malaysia can ask me!

so , its been 51 years since malaysia gained independence .

many things have happened.

so for now lets set aside our differences , wheter we support pakatan or BN ,

wheter you're like mike or shaarvin ,

wheter you damn rich or damn poor .

wheter you're big like sharsindra or small like irfan .

we are all malaysians .

today is national day .

towards unity !

Support The Malaysian Tourism Industry

yes , our beloved country will be 51 in a few days time . lets be patriotic like Hui Hao , the little
kid who came for the Pulau Redang trip and was singing "tanggal 31 " till he fell asleep .

Pulau redang is really something to be proud of . nature in all its glory .
something singapore doesn't have . (NEHHHH ) : p

after a very cold bus ride ( 10 pm until 7.30 am the next day , including toilet stops )
we arrive in terengganu . the group consists of :

mainly aunties . tsk tsk . 5 uncles .
thankfully got teenagers (lily and xuan ) and one not very young not very old person .( eng li )
and one small kid ( the patriotic ah hao )

stomach sudah lapar (or lapak as ah hao says it )
nasi minyak terengganu with gulai ikan tonggol . hahaha


half eaten before i remembered to snap a photo . terengganu drinks are very saturated with sugar.
a short journey to kuala terengganu jetty to set off to pulau redang .

an hour's boat ride to pulau redang . lunch.then snorkeling trip #1 ,
renting the eqps , life jacket give PINK one . no other colour .
then i need power mask since im like blur without my specs.
alas , the power masks are all PINK .
pink is manly . nvm .

while waiting ,we young ppl go off on our own snorkeling.
i havent gone snorkeling since, since , well . never , really. ahhah
head towards a small coral area near the beach. really nice, saw this big grouper
and lots of pomfrets. ahhaha.

diving spot at pulau lima .
following the guide around is nice, coz they show the nice places.
the guide flirting with the girls . heh heh . ahahahh.

saw clownfish ,giant clams and lots of coral .
i love snorkeling!

back at the beach , my mum give swimming lessons to my auntie who's bad at swimming .

i swim out with some ppl to the previous spot , and go a bit further out . more coral at the deeper end , and more fish as well . saw the grouper again , as well as some dory fish .

the call of nature forces me back to shore . damn! they managed to see baby sharks .

apparently redang isn't the same as 2 years back . the corals were more alive and there were more sharks . haha .

evening pics .


dinner is barbeque . yay . hahah . shafiq msg me and ask ,

" lim u coming tuition?"

i reply ,
"tuition? yeah .ill be a bit late tho . "

sleep at like 8.30 pm that day coz too tired .

day 2 .

wake up the next morning.
walk to the beach . then i realise there's gonna be sunrise . haha .




rajin fella . squat there for like half an hour . haha .

at breakfast we're talking about the sunrise . i suddenly say ,
" wasted, we missed yesterday's sunset . ''


it takes a while for everyone to realise we're on the EAST side of the island .
sunset is on the WEST side .

after breakfast is another snorkeling trip , this time to the marine park at pulau pinang .

the guides used fish to lure the moray eel out .
its freaking longer than me .hahahah . then there'e like huge grouper which's like ungku's perut buncit x2. maybe 1.5 .
and a lot of fish as usual. the coral there is nice at the deep end .
water keeps getting into my mouth coz my snorkel mouthpiece doesnt fit properly.
salt water makes you thirsty .

back to shore . lunch , then trip # 3
the place is called kampung lama tho there's no kampung in sight .
more clownfish over here . and many parrotfish which nearly bit my fingers off. hahah
found a cigarette while snorkeling .
*flashback* where we all are sitting near the boat controls . the fella is smoking and we point to the " NO SMOKING SIGN "

the ciggie 's gone .

where did it go? i dunno.

decided to try out scuba diving .

all geared up (no suit)


cheh . ahhaha.

compressed air from the tank is cold and dry . so the instructor , christopher teaches us hand signals , how to clear water from your mask , etc .

he forgot to teach us to use the buoyancy thing .hahah. or maybe we weren't supposed to use.
so start diving .
first time . its really nice, then i realise that they're below and im on top .
so i try to swim deeper . kick down .
i accidently held my breath . coz i thought i was snorkeling.
deeper underwater , the sea presents you with more than what you get by just being at the surface.
more fish , more stuff. bigger giant clams. and there's this coral where the fella go flick his fingers then it like shrink . like mimosa la. ahhah .

i tried to clear my mask then i accidently inhaled water .
water + the soap they cleaned the mask with .
bleukkkkk. sabun + salt taste in my mouth .ahhahahahah .

touching an anemone is like , it'll stick to your hand
then the clownfish will be darting everywhere.
lily and christopher kena hit in the mask by the clownfish . like finding nemo movie .ahhahah .
i realise im going up up up. i try to go down . im going up more. i stay still .
i start sinking . ehhh . hahahahah .
yay.

eng li is lagging behind . she keeps sinking . and very slow. chris is showing signal with two fingers and moving them up and down , ( keep your legs straight and kick slowly)

still slow.

scuba diving was really fun .

eng li says she wanna take leave next year to go get diving license .
sekali get liao come back to redang and cari chris .
"I GOT MY LICENSE !"
*underwater *
*signals* - ( kick properly la )

hahahahah.

*reads name card*
CHRISTOPHER CASSEY . DIVING INSTRUCTOR . REDANG BAY NAUI DIVING .
christopher cassey . fuyoh. hahhahahha

at night , everyone go cari blue sand . its actually plankton i think . or something la.
luminous blue specks in the water and sand at another end of the beach . squish it and theres a luminous blue smear on you fingers (tak sengaja one!!)


there .hhahaha. someone made sand turtle on the beach .

hmmm. next morning everyone wanna see the sunrise.

this isn't called an emo pic .


ahhh. hahahah.

leave pulau redang!

*travel tips to redang*
+rent an underwater camera . buying pics from them is like, rm 5 per pic. BLOODSUCKING.
+bring more clothes
+salt water is harder than gatsby moving rubber when left on your hair .
+.. i dunno. enjoy yourself.

then up to kota bahru ( kelantan) to eat nasi kerabu . not bad la. hahah .
then down to kuala terengganu . on the way eat dinner .
the warung woman thought lily was an actress . bangga like gila.


pink is manly. 0.0

mangosteens, cats, crickets , piano keys , nasty examiner .

ola .

my auntie from batu pahat came over .
with this huge bag of mangosteens . hahaha .
apparently from this frickin' old tree .
3 generations . wow .

so the bag left at the side while we're having dinner .

*kilikikilili*

"auntie , your phone i think"

so she checks her phone .nope. nth .

*kililikikiklili*

whats that??? my auntie also heard .

*kilikikilliki*

coming from the bag of mangosteens . my mum cant hear .
"where got??!?!? i dont hear i bu shuang "

*kilikili*

"there "

"where got?!??!"




*kilkikili*
after half and hour and many kilikili later she finally realises .

so after dinner we start on the bag of mangosteens .



*left half a bag like that *
come on . so we're bound to find out the culprit of the kilililiki .
*drum roll*







a humble little cricket .

hahahaha.

i liberated it . so anyway got quite alot of ants . so we left the whole basket outside .

the next morning ...






close the door . 10 minutes later ,

*note - the white one is Google , the tiger stripe one is Yahoo .




*note how many mangosteens are left*
we ate alot .
baaaaaskettt .


my piano exam , no comment . was quite bad.
pieces , no .1 messed up, 2 and 3 abit .
scales , 2 wrong .
contary f minor i ter mix with c# minor .

sightreading ok , aural ok . ptffff .

the examiner ,
i saw on the board downstairs ..
got 2 michaels . (AWWW H- .. nvm . hahah )
and one muriel . i saw the muriel i get the impression when i hear ursula .

urgh . she bad la . wanted to repeat ask me to move on . tsk tsk .
im not the only one complaining , vithya and alot of ppl b4 me also said .
i gave a full account to my piano tchr. she's like ,
"ahh . everyone's talking about her . "
the other ppl at class are like " sounds scary . "

hmm . in the end, there's no one to blame but

MYSELF .

*end*